*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Pete]

15 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I’ll just leave this here…

 

 

Hope they get relegated. Then go bust. 

[deiseach]

36 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I’ll just leave this here…

 

 

You don't get trophies for avoiding relegation but he avoided relegation.

[manwiththestick]

41 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I’ll just leave this here…

 

 

Taff's Tavern better get to work on a new painting.

[El Rojo]

5 minutes ago, deiseach said:

You don't get trophies for avoiding relegation but he avoided relegation.

Haha! Was just about to post similar that wasn't as good as yours. 

[sir roger]

18 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Taff's Tavern better get to work on a new painting.

The first story on Google suggests It’s been closed since 2016 when a sixteen year old lad torched it ,and set fire to himself in the process.

 

Once Everton has touched you 

( and a petrol can )

 

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

The first story on Google suggests It’s been closed since 2016 when a sixteen year old lad torched it ,and set fire to himself in the process.

 

Once Everton has touched you 

( and a petrol can )

 

Another priceless cultural artifact wantonly destroyed. 

[sir roger]

Just now, Mudface said:

Another priceless cultural artifact wantonly destroyed. 

Second only to the destruction of the Cavern

[joe_fishfish]

It would be the most Everton thing ever to lose tonight and still stay up. Truly the most pointless club.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Be lovely when Fat Arse gets sacked next season.

[Preston Red]

5 hours ago, Pete said:

Even Jesus couldn't turn them into winners

He turns bitter into whine though.

[Scooby Dudek]

27 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Second only to the destruction of the Liver buildings

Fixed

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

He turns bitter into whine though.

Brilliant. 

[Harry Squatter]

Some woman I know from my sons swimming club is a red but she's married to a blue. 

 

They have a photo of their kids when they were about 4 and both are in Liverpool kits bought by her Dad. He's now forced them to wear Everton kits and he hides the old photo all the time. He flipped once when she put it on Facebook because all his mates were asking him why they were in Liverpool kits.

 

She ordered a new car from the garage which was black but the garage rung her in work and she couldn't answer. The garage rang him and told him the black model would take 3 months to be delivered from the manufacturer but they had two other colours available immediately. One was red and the other one was some limp champagne colour. Being a bitter blue he immediately said no to the red and ordered the other colour without telling her. 

 

She was fuming when the car turned up as the colour looked awful and went off her head that he was that pathetic that he wouldn't be seen in a red car. She mentioned it every time they drove the car to piss him off and use it to nag him about.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They really should all but confirm their survival tonight. Watford are missing loads with injuries and have a significantly weakened first XI and have only named 6 subs. 
 

Obviously, there’s a chance that they could proper “Everton” it up tonight. But, they really should win. 

[TheDrowningMan]

9 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

Hamez didn't get them the same way Richy lad does. He wasn't brainwashed with Clive Thomas and Heysel stories since tge moment he joined.

My favourite bit is that he doesn’t even deem them worth a mention. He wants us to win in spite of his friends in Madrid, but not a peep about anything blue.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

They really should all but confirm their survival tonight. Watford are missing loads with injuries and have a significantly weakened first XI and have only named 6 subs. 
 

Obviously, there’s a chance that they could proper “Everton” it up tonight. But, they really should win. 

Could you imagine the conspiracy fume if that was Villa last night? 

[an tha]

They are still gonna get beat tonight.

[Tj hooker]

Does that mean the last few " Columbian " fans on GOT have bailed now 

[Creator Supreme]

They'll walk it tonight, Watford are shite, and Woy is away with the mixer!

[an tha]

7 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Does that mean the last few " Columbian " fans on GOT have bailed now 

[Bobby Hundreds]

The fucker put them in the relegation zone in the first place, they chalk that up as success... brilliant extend Lampards contract, try all next season playing the worst type of football I've ever witnessed in my life 

[Lee909]

52 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

They really should all but confirm their survival tonight. Watford are missing loads with injuries and have a significantly weakened first XI and have only named 6 subs. 
 

Obviously, there’s a chance that they could proper “Everton” it up tonight. But, they really should win. 

 

They can Everton it up as much as they want. Nothing is stopping Leeds spiral

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

They’re sharing a post claiming that they’re taking 7,000 fans to Watford tonight. Their own allocation of 4,000 and the rest is made up of tickets being bought in the home sections. 
 

How do you go about confirming that? Fair enough, you can confirm if the away allocation is sold out. But, how do you know how many fans have bought tickets in with the home fans? 
 

Is it another “40,000 in Lille” blag? 

[Harry Squatter]

Massive turnaround from a few weeks ago all this coach welcome and amazing support being the best fans in the Premier league.

 

All of them were saying that they had fallen out of love with the game and said it was fixed, corrupt and boring about 3 weeks ago. Bit like the null and void shouts which were forgotten about when they won 4 games the following season and were going to win the league.

 

It's almost like they base their moods on Liverpool winning games and them being shite.

[Lee909]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

They’re sharing a post claiming that they’re taking 7,000 fans to Watford tonight. Their own allocation of 4,000 and the rest is made up of tickets being bought in the home sections. 
 

How do you go about confirming that? Fair enough, you can confirm if the away allocation is sold out. But, how do you know how many fans have bought tickets in with the home fans? 
 

Is it another “40,000 in Lille” blag? 

 

Well I walked through Watford town centre at 6pm and saw one person in a blue top. I literally sitting looking out the window opposite the junction and there's been some but I saw more mancs going past when they played City and Utd