*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Bobby Hundreds]

The Richarlison thing can you really punish someone for being completely brain dead. 

[Aventus]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

His best bit was the one that hit him in the face.

 

[Pete]

They just need to be relegated now.  There are clubs in the championship vying for promotion with better history than this lot. 

Let them fuck about in the lower leagues for a few seasons, maybe missing out on promotion either by a few points or losing the play off final.   
 

No fucker in they premier league would miss them and it may just ground them a bit.

[gkmacca]

I can see how that particular shot would've stung the dimwit's boat race, but I think in the past month I've seen more players collapse in agony after being hit by the ball, or just merely from heading it, than in about a couple of decades. Especially Everton players. And these balls are like balloons compared to 20, 30 years ago. So either there's a cynical exploitation of the head injury rule that needs stopping asap, or these balls are some kind of retro tribute to bygone days.

[Section_31]

Quality, only Pickford could get crane kicked by a footy, the dumb fuck.

[TheHowieLama]

Pickford will be an Everton legend - his top two highlights will be going through Vvd and getting hit in the face.

 

Says something...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Any blues reading this? You must be enjoying some relevance coming into May, you still have so much hope and trepidation. 

[Bob]

5 hours ago, aws said:

Didn't Carra get a three match ban for that coin incident? My bet is Richarlison gets a warning about his future conduct. 

Within a month of Ronaldo getting absolutely nothing at all for swatting a phone out of a kids hand at the same venue.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Apparently he threw it into a corner where no fans sit, no idea if it's true, it's a dumb thing to do but the intent seems to be he's thrown  it somewhere out the way but he's to soft to realise that maybe it's not the smartest thing to attempt. If I was Burnley or Leeds I'd try my hand and ask the question because why not you try to gain every advantage just like how Everton have played these last few weeks unpalatable stuff but any advantage by hook or crook.

 

Really he should just be given a caution and told why its not the smartest thing to do in the future.

[gkmacca]

4 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Within a month of Ronaldo getting absolutely nothing at all for swatting a phone out of a kids hand at the same venue.

Let's be fair - Carra managed to lob a pound coin back into the crowd and make it rebound off at least seventeen different soft-headed Gooners, some of whom were sitting in the stand across the other side of the pitch. He deserved something special for that.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Aventus said:

 

It's like an Evertonian Zapruder film. Hypnotic.

 

Back and to the left.

[Aventus]

9 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

It's like an Evertonian Zapruder film. Hypnotic.

 

Back and to the left.

I also like this one of his head bouncing off the floor

[Section_31]

Crooks:

 

"...the most miraculous double handed save I've seen since Gordon Banks saved Pele's header in the 1970 World Cup."

[Reckoner]

Looks like he’s just throwing it somewhere safe.

[Section_31]

[gkmacca]

51 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

It's like an Evertonian Zapruder film. Hypnotic.

 

Back and to the left.

Imagine being so accurate a sniper that you could blow Pickford's brains out. No one could be that precise.

[gkmacca]

33 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Crooks:

 

"...the most miraculous double handed save I've seen since Gordon Banks saved Pele's header in the 1970 World Cup."

Good old Garth!

[Harry Squatter]

If Salah scored 65 goals this season and had 40 assists Garth Crooks would somehow find a reason to leave him out and put Marcus Rashford or Harry Kane in his team of the year instead of him. 

[Gnasher]

They're in with a chance of winning crufts, 

 

 

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

We could see a typical  Everton thing next week. Beat the supposed elite team, go nuts over the result and then lose to the league fodder the following week. Stranger things have happened, certainly to that club.

[Harry Squatter]

Everton are putting a lot of effort into staying in a league that's corrupt and ran by Liverpool FC and the other members of the ESL. Even more so seeing as they've all fallen out of love with the game and it's just the same teams every year.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Imagine your football clubs best photo being one of a dog being lifted into the air rather than a trophy.

[Harry Squatter]

3 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Imagine your football clubs best photo being one of a dog being lifted into the air rather than a trophy.

1 dog equals 20 trophies 

[Mudface]

Why are they parading a dog around? (Clearly I don't know me 'istory.)

[AngryOfTuebrook]

27 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

They're in with a chance of winning crufts, 

 

 

 

More impressive than some of the "legends" on the outside of the shitpit.