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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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Quick invent something else to get annoyed at!

 

 

John Terry is in the crowd at Parkhead, he was on the telly before kick off. But don't let the truth get in the way of a fucking moan. Absolute fucking cult. 

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1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Quick invent something else to get annoyed at!

 

 

 

 

 

John Terry is in the crowd at Parkhead, he was on the telly before kick off. But don't let the truth get in the way of a fucking moan. Absolute fucking cult. 

 

 

 

Former team-mates of their manager.

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They've got a chance to nail down a top 4 spot against a shite team and then be able to freewheel for a couple of weeks prior to cup final - they should be bang up for it today, as opposed to take the risk of getting dragged into a fight and have to put shifts in ahead of cup final.

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Tuchel won’t let them shit the bed today. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Everton win but it won’t be easy. If they do win though I’ll enjoy calling them cheats for keeping the Chelsea players awake just to see the fume. I can imagine the conversation:

 

”we beat Chelsea lad we aren’t going anywhere” 

 

“you only beat them because they were knackered after that jarg firework display” 

 

“aah yer fucking wall pushing cunt you lot do it all the time youse smashed up city’s coach lad you’re fucking mutants lad” 

 

“you still cheated just admit it”

 

”aaaaarrrrrr you fucking kopite cunt the windows were sound proofed anyway!” 
 

“thick as fuck wasting all that money then wasn’t it, not the sharpest tools in the shed you lot”

 

”aaaaahhhhhh rrraaarrrrrrr you fucking rat lad Klopp puts glass in fig rolls and leaves them on pensioners doorsteps” 

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It's gone quiet now at the top of our road, the team bus must have already turned up the BLOOOOs are now back in the Brick or the Wilmslow eating curled-up ham butties and stale sausage rolls patting each other on the back for a job well done.

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Are father, who art in heaven 

Kavertz be thy name

thy hatrick come

werner with one

on his head or on the volley

give this twatting, an everton twatting

and lead them into the championship

and deliver them to qpr away

for theirs is the shitness

the sower and the fury

for ever and ever

amen

 

 



 

 

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Just now, bossy said:

Everton will start off mad, piling into every tackle the crowd toxic and hateful but Werner will score a worldwide by mistake and the brave blues will collapse in acrimony and embarrassment. 

And yet somehow it will all be our fault 

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5 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

It's nice that Everton have big matches in May

Aye...

 

Villarreal v Liverpool

Liverpool v Tottenham

Aston Villa v Liverpool

Chelsea v Liverpool

Southampton v Liverpool

Liverpool v Wolves

TBC: Man City/Real Madrid v Villarreal/Liverpool

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