*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Chocoholic]

Vladimir Putin                                                                       PGMOL Chief Mike Riley

 

This is not a war... this is a 'special operation' *winks & taps nose*

 

It can't be a coincidence that they look so alike, with only the advancing years of one showing their age.

[Scott_M]

West Ham - A

Burnley - A

Man Utd - H

Leicester - H

Liverpool - A

Chelsea - H

Leicester - A

Brentford - H

Arsenal - A

 

Watford A & Palace H TBC.

 

If they beat Burnley, Watford & Brentford, that would give them 34 points are I think it’d be enough. 
 

Lose at Burnley and thy really are looking in the shit.

[manwiththestick]

They need to beat West Ham in the week when we're playing Watford and City have Burnley.

 

C'mon Moysie.

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

They need to beat West Ham in the week when we're playing Watford and City have Burnley.

 

C'mon Moysie.

No way they’ll put one over the Football Genius.

 

Burnley will get a morale boosting point that day…

[gkmacca]

It's like God is toying with them like a cat plays with a mouse.

 

Sean Dyche’s love affair with Liverpool started back in the 1970s.

The Burnley boss has fond memories of following the European giants as a child.

 

Back in March, Dyche revealed in a pre-match press conference ahead of facing Jurgen Klopp’s men that he was an avid Liverpool fan in his younger years.

 

“My first recollection of them was at seven years old, then at about eight or nine when you start zooming in on what it’s really about,” he said.

 

“You start getting your favourite players, mine was King Kenny – as a kid why wouldn’t he be your favourite player?

 

“Souness as well, and Ray Clemence who I’ve met many times, what a fantastic player, no airs and graces.

 

“That whole Liverpool thing was quite a powerful thing in the 70s.”

He added: “I got to play in front of the Kop before Phil Neal’s testimonial, they took a local Northampton team and we went up there and got 15 minutes each way.

[Harry Squatter]

Dyche ruling g himself out of any future Everton appointment.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Harry Squatter said:

Dyche ruling g himself out of any future Everton appointment.

Nice touch by Dyche there. Unlike in most of his playing career.

[Red_or_Dead]

The worm eater has gone up 100% in my estimations.  It was a low starting point, but there you go.

 

 

[Reckoner]

Can I just shock you? I like Sean Dyche, despite what I said earlier.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

West Ham - A

Burnley - A

Man Utd - H

Leicester - H

Liverpool - A

Chelsea - H

Leicester - A

Brentford - H

Arsenal - A

 

Watford A & Palace H TBC.

 

If they beat Burnley, Watford & Brentford, that would give them 34 points are I think it’d be enough. 
 

Lose at Burnley and thy really are looking in the shit.

Their away record in the league so far is 

P - 13

W - 1

D - 3

L - 9

 

GF - 10

GA - 28 

 

I wouldn't bank on them getting much from their remaining away fixtures. It's basically a selection of teams who are much better than them, plus Watford and Burnley, where it will be down to whoever has the stomach for the fight.

 

[Block305]

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1647887376.html

[Anubis]

Fewminnn about something 4 years old.

[redinblack]

1 hour ago, Block305 said:

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1647887376.html

"Too much niceness about the club"

"Got to stop the meek and mild act with them"

 

Uh huh....

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Block305 said:

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1647887376.html

So apparently we're in the heads of the players, managers and the boardroom?

 

Err, lads, I think you have missed out a rather large group of people. They're all from the city, all "born" and all "go the game". Shouldn't be too hard to work out.

[Anubis]

NEW EVERTON SONG

 

You are my obsession

My only obsession

You make me loopy, when sky's are grey

You'll never know just

How much I obsess about you

So please don't take - my Liverpool - away

 

Nah, nah, nah, nah. nahhhhhh

[Bjornebye]

41 minutes ago, redinblack said:

"Too much niceness about the club"

"Got to stop the meek and mild act with them"

 

Uh huh....

 

 

[Captain Howdy]

20 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Greatest comedy line ever

[Harry Squatter]

The way they've invented this narrative that football is corrupt and none of them can be arsed with it is pathetic off them. Last season they benefitted more from VAR overturns than us. But as usual if one of them keeps saying a negative thing about Liverpool it becomes gospel. Its simply putting their heads in the sand and ignoring how shit they are. If its not performance enhancing drugs, null and void or Heysel its because we've got all the refs constantly under control to help us. 

 

Even the cup draws they say are fixed. We've played more Premier League teams in domestic cups than Man City or Chelsea. Still managed to beat Everton twice in the FA Cup. The CL draws we've had we've barely had straightforward groups. We had Atletico, Milan and Porto this season and the other year we had PSG, Napoli and Red Star Belgrade then played all the hard teams before Spurs in the final. Everyone thinks because we played a team who froze in the final we had it easy.

 

Below are 4 incidents where the opposition should have had red cards but didn't. The West Ham game we lost but that challenge was in the first half. Kane was never sent off and we never got a penalty in the first half. Robertson was also sent off later in the game. So there's two games you could argue where Liverpool could have gone on and won if they'd had a man advantage from the first half. 

 

The inter game was laughable. You had everyone including the studio pundits up in arms about Sanchez being sent off yet blatantly ignore that he shouldn't have been on the pitch from the first half. Although the result didn't matter Inter would have had to change formation to cope with one of their forwards getting an early red card.

 

Then the Diaz one, another one that happened in the first half yet the ref took no action. Luckily we went onto win the game but Diaz could have had his ribs broken or had a neck injury due to the impact of the challenge. 

 

[Scott_M]

[Reckoner]

33 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

The way they've invented this narrative that football is corrupt and none of them can be arsed with it is pathetic off them. Last season they benefitted more from VAR overturns than us. But as usual if one of them keeps saying a negative thing about Liverpool it becomes gospel. Its simply putting their heads in the sand and ignoring how shit they are. If its not performance enhancing drugs, null and void or Heysel its because we've got all the refs constantly under control to help us. 

 

Even the cup draws they say are fixed. We've played more Premier League teams in domestic cups than Man City or Chelsea. Still managed to beat Everton twice in the FA Cup. The CL draws we've had we've barely had straightforward groups. We had Atletico, Milan and Porto this season and the other year we had PSG, Napoli and Red Star Belgrade then played all the hard teams before Spurs in the final. Everyone thinks because we played a team who froze in the final we had it easy.

 

Below are 4 incidents where the opposition should have had red cards but didn't. The West Ham game we lost but that challenge was in the first half. Kane was never sent off and we never got a penalty in the first half. Robertson was also sent off later in the game. So there's two games you could argue where Liverpool could have gone on and won if they'd had a man advantage from the first half. 

 

The inter game was laughable. You had everyone including the studio pundits up in arms about Sanchez being sent off yet blatantly ignore that he shouldn't have been on the pitch from the first half. Although the result didn't matter Inter would have had to change formation to cope with one of their forwards getting an early red card.

 

Then the Diaz one, another one that happened in the first half yet the ref took no action. Luckily we went onto win the game but Diaz could have had his ribs broken or had a neck injury due to the impact of the challenge. 

 

Some shocking challenges there. The Kane one is a funny one- actually much worse than the picture makes it look I thought, straight red all day. He’s forgiven for his goals vs City if we win it.

[DalyanPete]

To be fair they are obsessing about other stuff as well.

 

• Just been comparing our fixtures to Watfords and Burnleys

   

  Posted by Ezy on March 21, 2022, 2:34 pm

   

  Watford have a got a pretty tough run of fixtures. Out of their last 9 games, 3 of those are against Man City, Liverpool and Chelsea. So they'll probably have to find 4 wins from their reaming 6 games. 4 of which are against us, Leeds, Brentford and Burnley. So it's doable, especially if they beat us and Burnley. Burnley are the problem. They've got a bunch of very winnable home games and our 4 point gap could be easily eaten into. If we can win one more game than Burnley between now and the end of the season we should be ok. But ####ing hell that's going to be some ask. Given how utterly shite we are away, we've got 5 games at home to somehow get between 10 and 12 points

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Facts are like bread stick lintels to Evertonians.Useless. They have their own agenda of lies and half truths and nothing can budge them. You can star stuff easy and they will be live anything.

 

* Jurgen Klopp is a member of the Azov Battalion.

* John Henry is the Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.

* Mo Salah beats his dog with barbed wire.

* The whole of the footballing worlds governing bodies are paid off by Liverpool.

* The centre spot at Anfield is the entrance to hell.

* Bruce Ismay sank the Titanic to buy Liverpool new players as he was a silent director.

* Hitler wanted to make Anfield the Reich’s main stadium.

* The fake moon landing was shot at Melwood,Liverpool made a fortune selling moon rock.

* Steven Gerrard is the antichrist.

* Robbie Fowler was Pablo Escobar.

[Caramac]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2022/mar/22/david-squires-on-the-fa-cup-chelsea-and-bolt-cutting-antics-at-everton?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

 

 

 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

The way they've invented this narrative that football is corrupt and none of them can be arsed with it is pathetic off them. Last season they benefitted more from VAR overturns than us. But as usual if one of them keeps saying a negative thing about Liverpool it becomes gospel. Its simply putting their heads in the sand and ignoring how shit they are. If its not performance enhancing drugs, null and void or Heysel its because we've got all the refs constantly under control to help us. 

 

Even the cup draws they say are fixed. We've played more Premier League teams in domestic cups than Man City or Chelsea. Still managed to beat Everton twice in the FA Cup. The CL draws we've had we've barely had straightforward groups. We had Atletico, Milan and Porto this season and the other year we had PSG, Napoli and Red Star Belgrade then played all the hard teams before Spurs in the final. Everyone thinks because we played a team who froze in the final we had it easy.

 

Below are 4 incidents where the opposition should have had red cards but didn't. The West Ham game we lost but that challenge was in the first half. Kane was never sent off and we never got a penalty in the first half. Robertson was also sent off later in the game. So there's two games you could argue where Liverpool could have gone on and won if they'd had a man advantage from the first half. 

 

The inter game was laughable. You had everyone including the studio pundits up in arms about Sanchez being sent off yet blatantly ignore that he shouldn't have been on the pitch from the first half. Although the result didn't matter Inter would have had to change formation to cope with one of their forwards getting an early red card.

 

Then the Diaz one, another one that happened in the first half yet the ref took no action. Luckily we went onto win the game but Diaz could have had his ribs broken or had a neck injury due to the impact of the challenge. 

 

Evertonian: *reads well thought out and factual post. Carefully considers the points raised*

 

Evertonian a nanosecond later: "Redshiiiite! Meeerddderrers!! Hyyyysel!!!"

[SlugTrail]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

* The whole of the footballing worlds governing bodies are paid off by Liverpool.

 

Well that would explain our extraordinary high wage bill.