*Shakes head* Everton again.

[manwiththestick]

3 minutes ago, sir roger said:

They do realise we don't own the colour red , right ?

Spurs fans wanted rid of him as soon as he put them in because Arsenal play in red.

 

Oh, wait, no they never.

[Leyton388]

They're turning on Ali already? 

 

Absolute nutters. 

[Wezza]

The gift that keeps on giving 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

OK.

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

The one called Joanne Jones does realise she's got red hair right?

 

Edit: AOT beat me to it!

[Leyton388]

Imagine the fume if they ever need a nlood transfusion. 

 

Dr: Right mr Bitterbeaut you're going to need a blood transfusion right away. 

 

Bitterbeaut: arrrrr laaaad you're not giving me any of that redshite. Blue blood flows through my veins. 

 

Dr: But you'll die if you dont get it. 

 

Bitterbeaut: Dont care lad rather dead then redshite. 

 

Absolute loons.

[aws]

Come and get me plea from him. 

[Huevón]

Never realised that Crayola had moved into the tattoo business.

[Moo]

6 hours ago, halewood pete said:

Sunak wishes he was even half that tall.  They could have put his head onto a blade of grass and it'd have been more accurate.

[Pete]

Assume they only have brown sauce on bacon butties then. 

[halewood pete]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

OK.

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

15 minutes ago, Pete said:

Assume they only have brown sauce on bacon butties then. 

As God intended.

[Anubis]

 

 

[Arniepie]

I remember prentice or McNulty having a go at koeman because he didnt 'get Everton'

Maybe because he was a fully functioning adult who didnt have a completely irrational hatred of an actual colour.

[johnsusername]

The whole club is a basket case, from fans to directors. I almost feel a bit sorry for the players - it must be like being in an abusive relationship.

 

"We love you Delle! But cut that fucking red out your hair you CUNT!"

[Harry Squatter]

29 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

I remember prentice or McNulty having a go at koeman because he didnt 'get Everton'

Maybe because he was a fully functioning adult who didnt have a completely irrational hatred of an actual colour.

What is there to actually "get" about them?. They are a deluded, bitter, angry and unrealistic set of fans who just cling onto 3 seasons from the 1980s and constantly live in the past. They worship mediocre players and go on about a fella who played the game 90 years ago when there was no offside rule, everyone smoked and drunk 10 pints of beer after every game. 

 

Their fans think they are unique because they think that they are the only set of fans who attend football matches and support their team through bad times. Also they have an unnatural obsession with their city rivals who Just see them as a figure of fun.

[Bobby Hundreds]

We go the game is the funniest shout. How do they do it, no other club can get a single person to attend. The peoples club, as a person I see a flaw in this one.

[TheBitch]

It’ll be even funnier when they don’t fill BMD. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, TheBitch said:

It’ll be even funnier when they don’t fill BMD. 

With sand?

[Halcyon Days]

This can’t be real can it?

[Paulie Dangerously]

1 minute ago, Halcyon Days said:

This can’t be real can it?

Two new players, one of whom is on loan and neither to have kicked a ball in anger for them yet. A keeper renowned for his gaffs and tics more than his saves and responsible an embarrassing defeat to their local rivals. Amazed they have got big dunc strangling someone. Everton that. 

[Josef Svejk]

You don't have to have played for Everton to be an Everton legend, but they are Everton legends. 

[jonnyp]

1 hour ago, Halcyon Days said:

This can’t be real can it?

I thought it was a row of portaloos when I first saw it.

[Trumo]

3 minutes ago, jonnyp said:

I thought it was a row of portaloos when I first saw it.

 

The left one is Dunny Van De Beek.

[Pete]

I found it quite funny that there's a 'Rooms to Let' sign to the top right of the picture.