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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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6 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

The only player who I've seen him have an altercation with around his size is Martin Keown. 

 

All his targets have been smaller, softer players like Bullard, Freud, Savage and McStay. 

Even Keown is three inches shorter than him

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8 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

I think it's also worth remembering he was an absolutely fucking terrible footballer. A one in four striker.

As I like to mention, his goals and games record for Everton is very similar to Heskey's for us, with the difference that Drunken took 12 years to do it and Big Em picked up a bunch of major trophies.

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15 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

BREAKING NEWS. Interim Football Coach who has been at the club Coaching for EIGHT years, wants players to run around and try their best!!! #EFC #NSNO

It's inevitable, after the first couple of decent displays they'll be turd again. Their heads are going to explode when the instinct to boo their hero will bubble up to the surface.

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1 minute ago, skend04 said:

It's inevitable, after the first couple of decent displays they'll be turd again. Their heads are going to explode when the instinct to boo their hero will bubble up to the surface.

Hopefully it starts on Saturday. You can just see it if they win "Big Dunc masterminds win against arch nemesis Gerrard".

 

None of them will wonder what he's been doing in the backroom staff for the last 8 years and his only contribution to anything is that he "knows Everton and demands pride and passion"

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3 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

Hopefully it starts on Saturday. You can just see it if they win "Big Dunc masterminds win against arch nemesis Gerrard".

 

None of them will wonder what he's been doing in the backroom staff for the last 8 years and his only contribution to anything is that he "knows Everton and demands pride and passion"

Yeah, they need a couple of plucky early results just to give them a boost. 

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45 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Yeah, they need a couple of plucky early results just to give them a boost. 

Plucky performances during inevitable defeats, if you please. The teams at the bottom are so gash that any sort of winning run would lift them to mid-table. 
Everton’s recruitment process is so wildly inept that Big Dunc should have four or five games to get them fighting, competing, and not-actually-winning.

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25 minutes ago, Ron B said:

Plucky performances during inevitable defeats, if you please. The teams at the bottom are so gash that any sort of winning run would lift them to mid-table. 
Everton’s recruitment process is so wildly inept that Big Dunc should have four or five games to get them fighting, competing, and not-actually-winning.

Ideally they should move these matches to days when the rain is pouring down , so  Ferguson can do his ' ooh , look how hard I am with just my white shirt on. We may have got walloped 5-0 but you can see the EFC tattoo through it '

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