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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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On 01/04/2019 at 13:31, manwiththestick said:

People's club, cuckoo clock,

Fake new ground at Bramley dock.

Loads of boos, throwing kids,

Lonsdale slip ons for the lids.

 

Dixie Dean, no things red,

Wiping snot on womens heads.

Got loads of money, Reds will spew,

Turned the Liver Buildings blue.

 

We didn't win in Europe etc

 

 

On 01/04/2019 at 13:31, manwiththestick said:

 

Someone mention We didn't start the fire?

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Since when did injuries have any bearing on whether a game should be postponed?

 

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/59779209

 

The Premier League has postponed Everton's match at Burnley on Sunday because of coronavirus and injuries.

Everton were originally rebuffed by the league in their application to have the game called off.

But a Premier League statement on Friday said it had reviewed the club's request "following further injuries to the squad".

It means three of the nine English top-flight games scheduled for Sunday have now been postponed.

On Thursday, Liverpool's game against Leeds at Anfield and Watford's visit to Wolves were postponed because of coronavirus cases.

 

When we had multiple injuries inflicted upon our players by an unnamed club last season, we were told 'get to fuck on with it'. Not that we were looking for any league game to be postponed, but nonetheless.

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In town today saw the archetypal tit-head bloo with A blue Santa hat on. Go back to early November and you get the same tit-heads with blue poppies on. They just don't get how fucking warped and fucked up they are, long may it continue.

 

For all their paragraphs on why they have under achieved - the Heysels, the Semi final pens, the worlds best referee having it in for them, et-al, they never once stop and think "hang on, maybe we(they) have some accountability as to why we've failed for so long?" Their owner on the other hand bought two floors in the Liver buildings and declared the cities all ours - demonstrating exactly that their whole business/club/operating model is based on trying to get one over on us, their owners are as misguided as their fanbase. They're fucked and they don't even realize what the issue is, again, long may it continue.

 

Merry Christmas, Everton. 

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1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

In town today saw the archetypal tit-head bloo with A blue Santa hat on. Go back to early November and you get the same tit-heads with blue poppies on. They just don't get how fucking warped and fucked up they are, long may it continue.

 

For all their paragraphs on why they have under achieved - the Heysels, the Semi final pens, the worlds best referee having it in for them, et-al, they never once stop and think "hang on, maybe we(they) have some accountability as to why we've failed for so long?" Their owner on the other hand bought two floors in the Liver buildings and declared the cities all ours - demonstrating exactly that their whole business/club/operating model is based on trying to get one over on us, their owners are as misguided as their fanbase. They're fucked and they don't even realize what the issue is, again, long may it continue.

 

Merry Christmas, Everton. 

The blue poppies really fuck me off. The stupid blue Santa hats, who gives a fuck, in fact it amuses me that red ruins Christmas for them. But a blue poppy? It's just fucking disrespectful. 

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On 23/12/2021 at 23:38, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Loads of stupidity in there, but I'm intrigued by "another trophyless season beckons".

• 3 points off the top of the Premier League

• knockout stages of the Champions League

• semifinal of the League Cup

• nice soft draw for the third round of the FA Cup

 

Basically, in each of the competitions we started, we are now pretty much where we would hope to be.

Their greatest manager of all time managed them for 10 seasons, 7 of which were trophyless. In none of the successful ones did he win the European Cup, the fucking no-marks

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17 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Clive Thomas, Heysel, World War one, Suarez, Alan Hansen, Emlyn Hughes, Gerrard, Rafa calling them a small club, the Sky 6, the powers that be, Super League, John Houlding, LFC furlough attempt, running down Anfield, attacking Man City's bus, Klopp, Kenny Dalglish, Clattenberg, Mike Dean, Graham Poll, Collina, Dr Who, Sam Quek, Daniel Craig, Mike Myers, Ben Kingsley, Match of the Day, Financial Fair Play only affecting them, YNWA etc 

You forgot the colour of tomato sauce and Christmas tree decorations.

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