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They're so very weird.

 

The stuff they spout doesn't seem to make any sense at all. It's like the ronseal has leaked out of woodison and given them all some weird form of tourette syndrome.

 

Exhibit A:

 

"As he went to sleep that night sobbing I did my best to comfort him by reminding him of that timeless Liverpool FC behaviour - I went downstairs, pissed on his mum, then stoved her head in with a paving slab, masturbated in front of the neighbours, had a bottle of Fanta, climbed up a lampost and fell off, smashing my tiny, warped brain in the process. But none of that was my fault."

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

They're so very weird.

 

The stuff they spout doesn't seem to make any sense at all. It's like the ronseal has leaked out of woodison and given them all some weird form of tourette syndrome.

 

Exhibit A:

 

"As he went to sleep that night sobbing I did my best to comfort him by reminding him of that timeless Liverpool FC behaviour - I went downstairs, pissed on his mum, then stoved her head in with a paving slab, masturbated in front of the neighbours, had a bottle of Fanta, climbed up a lampost and fell off, smashing my tiny, warped brain in the process. But none of that was my fault."

 

 

And shouted "it was Chelsea"

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1 hour ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

They're so very weird.

 

The stuff they spout doesn't seem to make any sense at all. It's like the ronseal has leaked out of woodison and given them all some weird form of tourette syndrome.

 

Exhibit A:

 

"As he went to sleep that night sobbing I did my best to comfort him by reminding him of that timeless Liverpool FC behaviour - I went downstairs, pissed on his mum, then stoved her head in with a paving slab, masturbated in front of the neighbours, had a bottle of Fanta, climbed up a lampost and fell off, smashing my tiny, warped brain in the process. But none of that was my fault."

 

 

It was der meerdering redshites fault.

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On 12/11/2021 at 15:38, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

They're so very weird.

 

The stuff they spout doesn't seem to make any sense at all. It's like the ronseal has leaked out of woodison and given them all some weird form of tourette syndrome.

 

Exhibit A:

 

"As he went to sleep that night sobbing I did my best to comfort him by reminding him of that timeless Liverpool FC behaviour - I went downstairs, pissed on his mum, then stoved her head in with a paving slab, masturbated in front of the neighbours, had a bottle of Fanta, climbed up a lampost and fell off, smashing my tiny, warped brain in the process. But none of that was my fault."

 

 

At least he never rubbed snot on his mrs or waved a baby around amongst other things. Daft twat.

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Pre Moshiri: The Redshite spend loads of money, that's the only reason they've got anything they have. I'd rather have nothing (sometimes you don't have a choice) than buy our way to things like they always do

 

Moshiri arrives: We're fucking loaded, we can afford Messi or anyone we want. Redshite heads have all fallen off! Power Shift FC is coming to get them and they know it.

 

Today: We've spent £1.6B for what, and on what? Fucking Redshite have won the league and Champions League only because the Powers-that-be wanted them to

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