*Shakes head* Everton again.

[dockers_strike]

1 minute ago, Harry Squatter said:

I can understand Man Utd and Spurs but why are Everton suddenly arsed about a competition they have never been good enough to qualify for?

 

They need to get their 5 year European ban overturned first though. 

Moshiri is probably pissed off having poured over £450m into the playing side of the club, never mind the unicorn stadium, that he now has another monied club to overcome and is as far away from his dream as ever.

 

I thought it funny that one of the 'smaller' PL clubs said they're 'quite relaxed' about the influx of money to Newcastle and being under the impression it only affects clubs fighting for Europe. Does the dullard not realise it means there's going to be one less club in perenial relegation fights thereby increasing the chances of the decreased pool of strugglers going down?

[index1000]

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

Moshiri is probably pissed off having poured over £450m into the playing side of the club, never mind the unicorn stadium, that he now has another monied club to overcome and is as far away from his dream as ever.

 

I thought it funny that one of the 'smaller' PL clubs said they're 'quite relaxed' about the influx of money to Newcastle and being under the impression it only affects clubs fighting for Europe. Does the dullard not realise it means there's going to be one less club in perenial relegation fights thereby increasing the chances of the decreased pool of strugglers going down?

Mayyyybeeeee   tis not all bad then?

[Baresi]

7 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Heads falling off

 

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

7 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Heads falling off

 

She looks like Kryten in a wig

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

She looks like Kryten in a wig

Nailed it! Smeèegg Heed!

[Anubis]

[Bruce Spanner]

Just met a real life Blooooooo in the wild.

 

Three sentences in he mentioned the European ban, three.

 

Mad.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

9 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Just met a real life Blooooooo in the wild.

 

Three sentences in he mentioned the European ban, three.

 

Mad.

Were the first two sentences about why they've been shite for the 30 years since the ban ended?

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Were the first two sentences about why they've been shite for the 30 years since the ban ended?

 

Haha! 

 

They fucking were!

 

So it's a guy I've been in the same building on and off for a few months and I knew he was English, but never really spoken to him as he's standoffish and seemed a bit of a prick and I don't need that in my life so always swerved him until today.

 

Massive chip on his shoulder, huge, gigantic.

 

I shan't be speaking further and will be issuing orders that make his day more unbearable forthwith...

[Manny]

53 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Haha! 

 

They fucking were!

 

So it's a guy I've been in the same building on and off for a few months and I knew he was English, but never really spoken to him as he's standoffish and seemed a bit of a prick and I don't need that in my life so always swerved him until today.

 

Massive chip on his shoulder, huge, gigantic.

 

I shan't be speaking further and will be issuing orders that make his day more unbearable forthwith...

Admit it, you've just worked it out without speaking to him haven't you?

[Bruce Spanner]

5 minutes ago, Manny said:

Admit it, you've just worked it out without speaking to him haven't you?

The chip on his shoulder isn’t even the worst thing about him.

 

The cunt wears tailored suit trousers, formal shirt and fucking flip flops! 
 

We don’t have operation Yew Tree over here, but we might need it.

[Stickman]

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

The chip on his shoulder isn’t even the worst thing about him.

 

The cunt wears tailored suit trousers, formal shirt and fucking flip flops! 
 

We don’t have operation Yew Tree over here, but we might need it.

The main reason I never have to wonder why central africa is the most hostile region on the planet. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Stickman said:

 

Mate why have I just opened that in work, I'm in fucking floods of tears here 

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, Stickman said:

 

Fuckin' hell, some of those pics, hahahaha.

[Stickman]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Mate why have I just opened that in work, I'm in fucking floods of tears here 

Good..Now you know how I looked and felt in work,,,It's brilliant 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Good..Now you know how I looked and felt in work,,,It's brilliant 

There is only me and another girl in the office today, she's sat a few desks in-front of me just watching me struggling to breath. I'd already burst out laughing a few minutes before at the thought of manwiththestick moonwalking out of the shop on the small pleasures thread so I had the giggles. 

 

Just when I thought I was done, there's Tom Davies lashing in the street 

[Stickman]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

There is only me and another girl in the office today, she's sat a few desks in-front of me just watching me struggling to breath. I'd already burst out laughing a few minutes before at the thought of manwiththestick moonwalking out of the shop on the small pleasures thread so I had the giggles. 

 

Just when I thought I was done, there's Tom Davies lashing in the street 

 

 

Thank Christ there was no Colin Rice one....

 

 

No wonder they called him "Inchy"

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[tokyojoe]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

There is only me and another girl in the office today, she's sat a few desks in-front of me just watching me struggling to breath. I'd already burst out laughing a few minutes before at the thought of manwiththestick moonwalking out of the shop on the small pleasures thread so I had the giggles. 

 

Just when I thought I was done, there's Tom Davies lashing in the street 

Is she fit?

[Baresi]

The red barriers will never be allowed.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

Is she fit?

She's a really nice girl. Originally from Oregon. 

[TheHowieLama]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She's a really nice girl. Originally from Oregon. 

Ask her if she is a beaver or a duck.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Ask her if she is a beaver or a duck.

I'm not getting involved. 

[Harry Squatter]

 

Bet he's hiding in the Brick giving butties out to the Mancs.