*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Chocoholic]

Water and oil mix better than Everton and Europe.

[Harry Squatter]

There's some fella on Twitter called Chico Azul who changes his profile to whatever team we are playing and says that we never sell our away allocation. 

 

Made up some bollocks about us sending 800 tickets back on Saturday at Brentford after changing his profile to a Brentford fan page. As usual all the bitter twats lap it up and treat it as gospel. Did exactly the same last night after changing his profile to a Porto fan page and typing in pretend broken English. 

 

He was the one who started the blag that Liverpool only had 2000 local season ticket holders but said it was behind a Guardian paywall when asked to prove it. Naturally all the bitters repeated it as gospel even though their own stadium survey said they were outnumbered 2 to 1 in the city.

 

Suppose it is whatever gets him through the day as they don't have much else to get excited about.

[Halcyon Days]

It’s their new wind up schtick.

Banging on last weekend about us sending Brentford tickets back last week. Fucking absolute weirdos.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

@Harry Squatter

Love the new name!

[an tha]

Only real hope evertonians have of a european away is if cardiff or swansea get promoted.

[Peter Cormack]

13 hours ago, an tha said:

Only real hope evertonians have of a european away is if cardiff or swansea get promoted.

They are home matches for a lot of them

[Bjornebye]

17 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

@Harry Squatter

Love the new name!

The Doctor? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The Doctor? 

He regenerated.

[halewood pete]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Enter them for Eurovision, cannot do any worse. Oh it’s a grand old team……….

[Remmie]

On 28/09/2021 at 17:17, redinblack said:

The Fewm Bole

The Boo camp

[Harry Squatter]

I was talking to some lad in work the other day saying if Salah continues his form he might get near his 44 goal haul from his first season.

 

An Evertonian in earshot just turns round and says "come back when he's scored 60 in a season like Dixie Dean". Thought he was joking but he was deadly serious. 

 

When suarez almost scored 60 a few seasons back the Everton PR team trotted out the Dixie Dean record. 

 

I saw a few of them moaning on Twitter about Jimmy Greaves being called the greatest striker in English football history. Apparently its an agenda against Everton because they aren't media darlings. 

 

Yet it's Liverpool fans who always live in the past. 

[Barrington Womble]

2 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

I was talking to some lad in work the other day saying if Salah continues his form he might get near his 44 goal haul from his first season.

 

An Evertonian in earshot just turns round and says "come back when he's scored 60 in a season like Dixie Dean". Thought he was joking but he was deadly serious. 

 

When suarez almost scored 60 a few seasons back the Everton PR team trotted out the Dixie Dean record. 

 

I saw a few of them moaning on Twitter about Jimmy Greaves being called the greatest striker in English football history. Apparently its an agenda against Everyon because they aren't media darlings. 

 

Yet it's Liverpool fans who always live in the past. 

As this thread has taught me, next time.just ask them why they call him Dixie when he didn't like it. 

[aws]

And follow it up by asking what was  his real name. They might know it but they'll be cringing if they don't. 

[Harry Squatter]

 

Those good tolerant Evertonians who never say anything cringeworthy like der redshite fans.

[Anubis]

Fuck. Ing. Hell.

 

I had to watch that twice because I could t believe he really said it and did the action first time. Proper Gwladys Streeter.

[Chocoholic]

I prefer the original and best of Mike, from the replies...

 

Almost forgot... Tory cunt!

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

If ever there was an example of the type of low life who would write for that shit rag and present for that shit radio station it’s this bellend. The fact that this shitstain has managed to establish a career in ‘journalism’ says so much about why England is in such a sad state.

[Harry Squatter]

James Pearce saying in his latest article that the projected £60m cost of the Anfield Road stand is now more likely to be £80m due to rise in construction costs. 

 

If that is the case then God knows how much Bramley Moore is going to cost based on their £500m valuation six years ago. 

[Remmie]

27 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

James Pearce saying in his latest article that the projected £60m cost of the Anfield Road stand is now more likely to be £80m due to rise in construction costs. 

 

If that is the case then God knows how much Bramley Moore is going to cost based on their £500m valuation six years ago. 

You're just jealous because your head fell off. The wildlife evacuation of the docks was the final straw, you were a Heron short of a full meltdown and now here we are. 

[an tha]

They'll be full of beans today - can't lose either way.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

James Pearce saying in his latest article that the projected £60m cost of the Anfield Road stand is now more likely to be £80m due to rise in construction costs. 

 

If that is the case then God knows how much Bramley Moore is going to cost based on their £500m valuation six years ago. 

To be fair, out 60m estimated cost seems to carry from about 2015 when they were getting outline planning permission. 

[Simbo]

32 minutes ago, an tha said:

They'll be full of beans today - can't lose either way.

Mmmm beans.

[Chocoholic]

The debate rages, elsewhere, as to whether beans belong on a fry-up - but they certainly do not belong on a roast.

[Simbo]

3 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

The debate rages, elsewhere, as to whether beans belong on a fry-up - but they certainly do not belong on a roast.

I beg to differ.