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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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3 hours ago, JagSquared said:

We play them on 23rd April at home with 4 games to go, I know it’s unlikely but imagine them in a relegation battle and us being the ones to finish them off. The explosion of fume would be bigger than the Yellowstone super volcano.

They'd be more likely to invade the pitch in an effort to get the match abandoned. 

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2 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 We beat the Blueshite to win the League, then play Everton’s relegation rivals Newcastle a week later. Get loads of ‘It’s the taking part that counts’ T-shirt’s printed, sing ‘we’re gonna have a party’ all game, put the 2nd string out & we get beat to send the blueshite down. 

That’s what dreams are made. I’d wear that T-shirt too.

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2 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 We beat the Blueshite to win the League, then play Everton’s relegation rivals Newcastle a week later. Get loads of ‘It’s the taking part that counts’ T-shirt’s printed, sing ‘we’re gonna have a party’ all game, put the 2nd string out & we get beat to send the blueshite down. 

That would be the biggest dose of Karma ever. They couldn't even say anything about it. They will but will look like massive hypocritical cunts.

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28 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Except they’d get docked points. Nailed on. Something else for them to whinge about for eternity.

"We wouldn't have got relegated if the RS in charge didn't dock us points all a RS conspiracy" all our fault the fucking mutants 

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11 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

That would be the biggest dose of Karma ever. They couldn't even say anything about it. They will but will look like massive hypocritical cunts.

When has looking like a massive hypocritical cunt ever bothered one of that shower? They do more mental gymnastics than any fan base in the history of the world. They'd fill the royal blue Mersey with our dead if that happened, the cunts

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21 minutes ago, niallers said:

When has looking like a massive hypocritical cunt ever bothered one of that shower? They do more mental gymnastics than any fan base in the history of the world. They'd fill the royal blue Mersey with our dead if that happened, the cunts

It's brilliant the way they constantly perform mental gymnastics. They back themselves into so many corners.

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The Everton wheel of fury is going to land on ITV or the North West Ambulance service tonight. 

 

The program "Ambulance" just had some old dear lying on the kitchen floor with a broken hip and damaged spine. The paramedics turn up and try to reassure her. 

 

It cuts to the woman lying in the ambulance and they talk about footy after telling her how well she's doing coping with the pain.  The old dear says "I'm an Evertonian ya know" then the paramedic says "oh well, you're used to dealing with pain then aren't ya?" And pats her on the head.

 

The program ended with an acoustic version of YNWA. 

 

FUCKING REDSHITE ITV AND NORTH WEST AMBULANCE SERVICE, FUCKING SKY SPORTS HATES US, FUCKING COLLINA, HEYSEL!!!

 

All getting up and putting a complaint in to the ITV

 

 

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I think Everton could do with a relegation, a period of winning matches with a view to promotion in the 2nd tier would at least bring a bit of excitement for their fanbase instead of their middling nothingness at the moment. Might give them a bit of a focus outside the derby as well.

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13 minutes ago, Moctezuma said:

I think Everton could do with a relegation, a period of winning matches with a view to promotion in the 2nd tier would at least bring a bit of excitement for their fanbase instead of their middling nothingness at the moment. Might give them a bit of a focus outside the derby as well.

Yeah, this. Relegation would be like a reset for them from the stagnation of the last 25 years.

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9 hours ago, Moctezuma said:

I think Everton could do with a relegation, a period of winning matches with a view to promotion in the 2nd tier would at least bring a bit of excitement for their fanbase instead of their middling nothingness at the moment. Might give them a bit of a focus outside the derby as well.

I think they should be the club that goes under  destroyed by poor ownership but becomes a catalyst for changing the game for the better.

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1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I think they should be the club that goes under  destroyed by poor ownership but becomes a catalyst for changing the game for the better.

The likes of Portsmouth were that but fans have ignored the attempts to change the game because it sometimes gets in the way of expensive signings.

 

Let's be honest we're hypocritical and fickle as evidenced in the super league debate when supporters bemoaned the greed in the game and when it died demanded signings as compensation.

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