*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jack the Sipper]

Turns out Speedo Mick's a Scouse Nostradamus.

[Harry Squatter]

At least it won't look that different to what it looks like today. 

[Stickman]

As from Monday anybody under the age of 40 can some forward and apply for the Everton managers job 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

57 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

By the time they get around to it the ground may well be under water. 

I tried to sound out some Blues on Twitter about this a few years back, to see if any of them were concerned (if not about the site being underwater, at least about the vulnerability to more frequent storms, leading to cancellations and fixture congestion becoming a permanent feature, with obvious impacts on their hopes of competing for trophies). Apart from a few "fuck off, your head's fell off" shouts, the only Bloo who engaged was a climate change denier. (He was also a Brexiteer, so his attitude to reality is consistent, at least.)

 

BMD really is an article of faith that none of them allow themselves to question in any way.

[Stickman]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

By the time they get around to it the ground may well be under water. 

Everton supporters club annual meeting 2035

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just now, Stickman said:

Everton supporters club annual meeting 2035

 

 

 

She's optimistic pointing at her snorkel; that's really not where we're looking.

[dockers_strike]

2 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Everton supporters club annual meeting 2035

 

 

 

Front left loves to give head, I reckon!

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I tried to sound out some Blues on Twitter about this a few years back, to see if any of them were concerned (if not about the site being underwater, at least about the vulnerability to more frequent storms, leading to cancellations and fixture congestion becoming a permanent feature, with obvious impacts on their hopes of competing for trophies). Apart from a few "fuck off, your head's fell off" shouts, the only Bloo who engaged was a climate change denier. (He was also a Brexiteer, so his attitude to reality is consistent, at least.)

 

BMD really is an article of faith that none of them allow themselves to question in any way.

One of them piped up this morning on my facebook after I put up a gif of the anfield road end expansion.

 

He said "well done for developing our old stadium". Yep. The one they never built or owned yet they still go on about it like it happened about a decade ago. 

 

Completely ignore the fact that your own team plays in a wooden shed and the new ground is just a dream. 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

By the time they get around to it the ground may well be under water. 

Outstanding. Was joking with @Tj hooker about them the other day, first they need to get rid of the fish then the place is getting swept for WW2 bombs now the fucking place might be underwater anyway.... Only them.  

2 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

"Under the banks of the Royal blue Mersey"

Even my birds just pissed herself at that 

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

She's optimistic pointing at her snorkel; that's really not where we're looking.

Oh is she wearing a snorkel? 

[dockers_strike]

39 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Outstanding. Was joking with @Tj hooker about them the other day, first they need to get rid of the fish then the place is getting swept for WW2 bombs now the fucking place might be underwater anyway.... Only them.  

Even my birds just pissed herself at that 

Oh is she wearing a snorkel? 

And it will all be our fault!

[Pete]

The way they are going it’ll be 2050 before they put a spade in the ground, sorry water. 

[Harry Squatter]

18 minutes ago, Pete said:

The way they are going it’ll be 2050 before they put a spade in the ground, sorry water. 

They might get planning permission by then I reckon

[Harry Squatter]

[Baresi]

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

She's optimistic pointing at her snorkel; that's really not where we're looking.

She certainly puts the "norks" in "snorkel". In fact an anagram of snorkel is "el norks". Is she Spanish? Who cares! 

 

Tits!

[Pidge]

Go on.

 

Give it to big Dunc.

[dockers_strike]

Spurs set to make approach to Nuno Santo and ancelotti keen to sign calvert lewin for around £50m for Real.

[Curly]

14 hours ago, General Dryness said:

She certainly puts the "norks" in "snorkel". In fact an anagram of snorkel is "el norks". Is she Spanish? Who cares! 

 

Tits!

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

Spurs set to make approach to Nuno Santo and ancelotti keen to sign calvert lewin for around £50m for Real.

Fucking hell, if this is true Richy la will be well and truly spitting his (extremely long) dummy out

[Anubis]

Why do I think this is likely to be true. Because it’s the Ev desperate to be a big club.

 

 

 

 

[El Dangerous]

I don’t for one second believe that Real would want that contract back on their books. He’s the archetypical luxury player.

[Elite]

They won't exactly miss the malingering cunt but it would certainly dent their collective ego.

[Chocoholic]

From the BBC rumours page

 

https://www.sport.es/es/noticias/real-madrid/bomba-real-madrid-james-rodriguez-11839645

 

Florentino Pérez has the signing of Kylian Mbappé between his eyebrows , but the bomb of this summer market at Real Madrid may be James Rodriguez . The Colombian midfielder could return to the Whites after three seasons in which he had to leave on loan to Bayern and ended up being transferred to Everton when he did not have opportunities. A surprising operation, but one that has signs of crystallizing according to what is pointed out in their country.

 

The 'Gol Caracol' journalist Javier Hernández Bonnet has assured that the option has been opened at the request of the coach, Carlo Ancelotti , and that it has many possibilities of crystallizing despite the reluctance of the president, Florentino Pérez. This source assures that James Rodríguez would be willing to assume a salary reduction and that his arrival would not imply any disbursement for the coffers of the white entity , especially if the arrival of Rafa Benítez is confirmed, with whom he already collided with Real Madrid.

Reunion with Carletto

 

Ancelotti's request cannot surprise anyone. The veteran Italian coach already requested the signing of the Colombian midfielder in his previous spell at Real Madrid , took him on loan to Bayern and later claimed him for Everton. It would be their fourth reunion.

The Madrid coach is aware of the deficit of midfielders in the Whites' squad and knows that James Rodríguez can offer him a satisfactory performance to give Luka Modric and Toni Kroos air and raise the level of the team with rotations.

 

HAHAHAHA, this is as much a laugh at Real Madrid as it is at the Bloos. So much to laugh at here, but if the best that Real Madrid can do for a 'galactico' in their current circumstances is the return of Rodriguez, then they truly are fucked.

 

Then you have to wonder, what the fuck is the deal with him and Ancelotti? Is 'The Eyebrow' shagging the ladyboy on the side? He's brought his son with him on the coaching team, everywhere he's gone, and he's also signed Rodriguez at Bayern and Everton, and now apparently looking to bring him back to Madrid again. It's not like he's performed so spectacularly that he feels he can't afford to be without him.

 

Not to forget the opening line in the above, which is a translation, but it's hilarious in the wording, especially the context of Ancelotti and his facial features. 'Florentino Perez has the signing of Kylian Mbappe between his eyebrows'

 

Watch the Bloos twist the narrative into 'Real Madrid wanted OUR manager and now they want our player, not any of the Redshite players'

[Leyton388]

Just think of all those Colombian fans they are going to lose. 

[El Dangerous]

12 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Just think of all those Colombian fans they are going to lose. 

Big fan of the Colombians.