*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Bjornebye]

15 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Speaking of prisons, in the time that's passed since Everton last won a trophy, Andy Dufresne would have gone from gouging a hole in his cell wall to spending 7 years chilling on a Mexican beach repairing boats. If Everton were Andy Dufresne, they would never have had a mate called Red so never would have got a rock hammer. Nil Satis Busy Living.

Hahahahaha 

[sh#t waffle]

1 hour ago, Scott_M said:

She’s surely on a wind up.

Of course she is! It baffles me that people think she's serious. 

[Davelfc]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

Speaking of prisons, in the time that's passed since Everton last won a trophy, Andy Dufresne would have gone from gouging a hole in his cell wall to spending 7 years chilling on a Mexican beach repairing boats. If Everton were Andy Dufresne, they would never have had a mate called Red so never would have got a rock hammer. Nil Satis Busy Living.

 

I think Warden Norten just found the Arteta money. 

[Anubis]

2 hours ago, Scott_M said:

She’s surely on a wind up.

She has created this online persona of Pepper Mills, Everton’s No1 Fan (although Matt may have something to say about that). She is a blue, but she’s just having a laugh.

[Davelfc]

 

 

Burnt orange, before you ask. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

The sash their fathers wore 

[Aventus]

16 minutes ago, Poster said:

 

 

Burnt orange, before you ask. 

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The sash their fathers wore 

Ee- I - Ee-I- Ee- I - NO!

[Aventus]

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[No2]

Nice jersey that.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

10 minutes ago, Aventus said:

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To the Queen and King Duncan

[AngryOfTuebrook]

55 minutes ago, Aventus said:

 

Never the bride.

[SlugTrail]

5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

She's their Jamie Webster. Just missing that little bit of playing in front of big crowds to celebrate trophy wins.

Give the poor lass a chance, the power shift only started about 5 years ago.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

She's their Jamie Webster. Just missing that little bit of playing in front of big crowds to celebrate trophy wins.

She is taking the piss at least.

[Harry Squatter]

Why do they always invade the pitch and threaten their own players?

[Trumo]

It's been so long since Everton won a trophy, every woman in the MILF thread was considered jailbait at the time.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

17 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Why do they always invade the pitch and threaten their own players?

A very young Joe Anderson there

[Chocoholic]

It's the aimless, tuneless blowing on the recorder that gives it away.

[scudger99]

Burnt orange Cazoo sash on that shirt ?  I'm not having that, it's just a shite shade of red.

Which is quite apt for them really.

[Vincent Vega]

Have a look at the replies.

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

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americanblue94 said:

Well ive always been a huge premier league fan and Everton just felt right.. My first memory of Everton was the first game of the season against blackburn in 2008. Always been a bit of a football romantic and did some research on everton and as many was shocked they were based in Liverpool. I didnt actually become a true supporter until two years ago though. I felt like my life was lacking emotion so i got super invested in the blues.

Needs no further explanation mate. You/we, dont have a choice.

 

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Seathestars said:

Montevideo? I’ve been there’s loads of times but a few years ago now. Is that club called Love Story still going. Full of real pretty chicks. Had some great times in Monte as we affectionately called it.
There’s another bar there, we called it the corner bar, close to the big square in the City, they do the best Steak Canadian sandwiches in the world, in fact the universe.
That was our night basically, corner bar for a steak Canadian then a pub crawl to Love Story, great days.

Montevideo is a great vacation spot.

ste d' indica said:

Sound. Well as long you're a straight shooter you'll be alright on here. Just remember this thread is where we gather to rip the living [Poor language removed] out of those hideous, mawkish self obsessed arseholes across the park.

Thank You, fu** the red Sh1te, im here to provide proof that Liverpool FC is nothing but a living breathing conglomerate shi7e.

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Have a look at the replies.

 

Hahaha fucking hell the state of them. Bitter and twisted as they come 

[halewood pete]

[Trumo]

Paddy Power getting Everton fans riled up? It's like shooting fish in a barrel.