*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Josef Svejk said:

Jimmy Rodriguez only has a year left on his contract. He was smart enough to sign up for the short term last year.

 

6 goals and 5 assists in 23 league games this season. Average to decent stats? Certainly better than the Pigeon's 6 and 3 in 32... 

Probably against West Brom and Brighton when they won the league. 

 

I know Ancelotti is there to pay his Spanish tax bill but his reputation must be taking an absolute battering. 

[Davelfc]

11 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Probably against West Brom and Brighton when they won the league. 

 

I know Ancelotti is there to pay his Spanish tax bill but his reputation must be taking an absolute battering. 

Younger men I know but it didn't hurt Koeman or Martinez, outside of the bitters wonderful world of fantasy the rest of the football world knows they're shit and even the best can't help them. 

 

Many probably wondered if Ancelotti was there to boost his pension, this season hasn't proved he isn't. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

14 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

I know Ancelotti is there to pay his Spanish tax bill but his reputation must be taking an absolute battering. 

Nah. Everyone else in Europe will just assume he retired after Napoli.

[Jockey]

31 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Probably against West Brom and Brighton when they won the league. 

 

I know Ancelotti is there to pay his Spanish tax bill but his reputation must be taking an absolute battering. 

[angie]

How many pages will we get this thread to before they next win a trophy?

[Stickman]

2 minutes ago, angie said:

How many pages will we get this thread to before they next win a trophy?

This threads only in its infancy compared to when they last won one 

[Harry Squatter]

19 minutes ago, angie said:

How many pages will we get this thread to before they next win a trophy?

The site will probably get replaced by some telepathic chat room or something by then.

[Razoray]

17 minutes ago, Stickman said:

This threads only in its infancy compared to when they last won one 

 

[halewood pete]

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, angie said:

How many pages will we get this thread to before they next win a trophy?

If you lay the thread out on the floor it would reach a galaxy not yet discovered by humans 

[Harry Squatter]

56 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If you lay the thread out on the floor it would reach a galaxy not yet discovered by humans 

Imagine if they go 30 years without a trophy. The shit they gave us for not winning the league as well.

[niallers]

As was said earlier in the thread or somewhere else, the moon landings of July 1969 are closer in time to them last winning a trophy than that trophy is to today. That's fucking mind boggling

[Anubis]

Can you, Macca? Can you really sell that?

 

MACCA75

Player Valuation: £70m

• Yesterday at 7:41 PM

•  
• #1,808

JMT said:

 at people caring about table position when we couldn't even score past never mind beat the worst team in the league.

Makes a difference though doesn’t it. If we are trying to attract players, you can sell a 6th/7th finish as a team making big strides under a world class manager.

Finishing 10th just says very loudly that this is a club going nowhere anytime soon.

[DalyanPete]

40 minutes ago, Anubis said:

If we are trying to attract players

In itself is a joke. They basically attract shite that no-one else wants.

They never learn, the number of players they are selling and buying for the umpteenth time with still no reward is staggering.

[Total Longo]

On 17/05/2021 at 18:51, Doctor Troy said:

He said Davy Klaasen was better than Dennis Bergkamp. I don't even think he's on a wind up when he does this. 

 

It might be amusing to wind up a few Liverpool fans but it is at the expense of everyone thinking you are a complete and utter kbobhead. 

Sometimes i am gutted that he blocked me. Other times i see that Rodriguez > tweet and i just think he is an absolute mess.   

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Epic part-taking by the Ev

 

[deiseach]

5 hours ago, Anubis said:

Can you, Macca? Can you really sell that?

 

MACCA75

Player Valuation: £70m

• Yesterday at 7:41 PM

•  
• #1,808

JMT said:

 at people caring about table position when we couldn't even score past never mind beat the worst team in the league.

Makes a difference though doesn’t it. If we are trying to attract players, you can sell a 6th/7th finish as a team making big strides under a world class manager.

Finishing 10th just says very loudly that this is a club going nowhere anytime soon.

[General Dryness]

6 hours ago, Anubis said:

Can you, Macca? Can you really sell that?

 

MACCA75

Player Valuation: £70m

• Yesterday at 7:41 PM

•  
• #1,808

JMT said:

 at people caring about table position when we couldn't even score past never mind beat the worst team in the league.

Makes a difference though doesn’t it. If we are trying to attract players, you can sell a 6th/7th finish as a team making big strides under a world class manager.

Finishing 10th just says very loudly that this is a club going nowhere anytime soon.

"Big Strides"

 

 

[Trumo]

14 hours ago, niallers said:

As was said earlier in the thread or somewhere else, the moon landings of July 1969 are closer in time to them last winning a trophy than that trophy is to today. That's fucking mind boggling

 

When Everton last won a trophy, the latest version of the most comonly used operating system was Windows 3.11.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They’re fucking Rola-Cola

[Red_or_Dead]

10 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

They’re fucking Rola-Cola

As impotent as Panda Cola.

 

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

As impotent as Panda Cola.

 

 

 

 

As self important as virgin cola