*Shakes head* Everton again.

[rb14]

53 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

 

Deffo wouldn't. 

[Stickman]

7 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

Just been sent this. 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 hours ago, an tha said:

 

"I’ll never begrudge other clubs any success. 

Really?

 

Really now?

[Pete]

10 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Huge news if true...

[Rico1304]

14 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Stunning and brave. @Rico1304 will be all over this 

 

[Bjornebye]

50 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

 

Hahahahaha 

[Stickman]

 

[johnsusername]

"They've chopped his dick off lad" is spectacular prose.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Fuck me, I hate the international breaks. This is the sort of shit everyone is reduced to when there's no football. 

[johnsusername]

10 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Fuck me, I hate the international breaks. This is the sort of shit everyone is reduced to when there's no football. 

It's a bit boring yes, but having a sex change to fill the boredom is a bit extreme like.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[No2]

4 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

 

That last paragraph basically confirms the rumours. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

41 minutes ago, No2 said:

That last paragraph basically confirms the people spreading rumours are shitheads.

Fixed.

[Pidge]

Just an update on the shite Torres jokes tbh.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

This is a house that's for sale by my sister's. I'm actually wondering whether he would stop someone from viewing it it if they were wearing a Liverpool top. I'd like to think 'no' but I'm really not sure.

 

[manwiththestick]

That centre piece on the table wouldn't look out of place in the cuckoo cabinet.

[an tha]

2 hours ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

This is a house that's for sale by my sister's. I'm actually wondering whether he would stop someone from viewing it it if they were wearing a Liverpool top. I'd like to think 'no' but I'm really not sure.

 

Looks shite and i'd say same if was LFC.

 

Personally think loads of club stuff up in houses looks dead tacky.

 

Irony is the person who owns that would probably mock a red with same.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

3 hours ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

This is a house that's for sale by my sister's. I'm actually wondering whether he would stop someone from viewing it it if they were wearing a Liverpool top. I'd like to think 'no' but I'm really not sure.

 

Go in with an red A3 redecorating "mood board" and see if there's a fume.

[Pidge]

11 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Go in with an red A3 redecorating "mood board" and see if there's a fume.

Measure the mantlepiece and say, "Yeah, all six will fit on here... just got to hope we don't win it again, eh!?" and give him a big nudge with the elbow for punctuation.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Tj hooker]

4 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Measure the mantlepiece and say, "Yeah, all six will fit on here... just got to hope we don't win it again, eh!?" and give him a big nudge with the elbow for punctuation.

Hahahaha Brilliant 

[Bjornebye]

Or put on an American accent and ask if he's a Chelsea fan, when he starts explaining just look at him like he's trying to teach you about Perpetual Motion. 

[an tha]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

They never ever fucking learn do they.

[Anubis]

Hopefully the police are looking into the Council Finch Farm deal.
 

 

“The bizzies are coming for me, Rita. Joe‘s squealed. I know he has.”

[Harry Squatter]

57 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Wonder how his PEDs theory is holding up