*Shakes head* Everton again.

[deiseach]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

Hope it’s all true and they finish above us in 4th then we won the European Cup.

Fixed that for you.

 

(I think they've changed it so a team outside the top 4 would have to win the Europa League as well for the team who finished 4th to drop out. Come on you Gunners!)

[kemskem]

I wouldn't be surprised to see "39 dead Italians*" printed on something in their trophy cabinet next to the cuckoo clock.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, kemskem said:

I wouldn't be surprised to see "39 dead Italians*" printed on something in their trophy cabinet next to the cuckoo clock.

They ran a thread on who their first game should be against at the unicorn arena. One of them said "Juventus for obvious reasons" 

[kemskem]

Fucking hell

[Barrington Womble]

9 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They ran a thread on who their first game should be against at the unicorn arena. One of them said "Juventus for obvious reasons" 

I assume the obvious reason is they'll probably never get to play them in a real competition?

[Chocoholic]

I'm sure Juventus fans would be only delighted to discover that their beloved family members and friends who died at Heysel were being used as an insincere cheap points scoring exercise.

[Red74]

 

[Preston Red]

Currently floating round on WhatsApp. That major definitely true breaking news service.

 

"Watch the media go wild tomorrow mate, Farhad Moshiri has called a meeting with Colin Chong and Bill Kenwright. Meant to be an emergency board meeting to discuss the future of the club. Looks like they are changing the whole structure to avoid any more bad press, from the top down all the board of directors are being dismissed. Marcel Brands, Jon Woods and Rob Elkstone are handing in their notice already. There has been murder in the club and the FA are apparently talking about relegating them to division 2 and giving them a mega fine if this corruption scandal turns out to be true. Could be forced to sell Goodison if they can't get the funds together. Talks about it being one of the biggest scandals in the history of football."

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Preston Red said:

Currently floating round on WhatsApp. That major definitely true breaking news service.

 

"Watch the media go wild tomorrow mate, Farhad Moshiri has called a meeting with Colin Chong and Bill Kenwright. Meant to be an emergency board meeting to discuss the future of the club. Looks like they are changing the whole structure to avoid any more bad press, from the top down all the board of directors are being dismissed. Marcel Brands, Jon Woods and Rob Elkstone are handing in their notice already. There has been murder in the club and the FA are apparently talking about relegating them to division 2 and giving them a mega fine if this corruption scandal turns out to be true. Could be forced to sell Goodison if they can't get the funds together. Talks about it being one of the biggest scandals in the history of football."

Didn't Elstone leave a few years ago? 

[Red74]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Didn't Elkstone leave a few years ago? 

Yeah. Just stepped down from running Rugby League. We need to change his name to Denise Basset Blancmange and resend that 

[Harry Squatter]

25 minutes ago, Preston Red said:

Currently floating round on WhatsApp. That major definitely true breaking news service.

 

"Watch the media go wild tomorrow mate, Farhad Moshiri has called a meeting with Colin Chong and Bill Kenwright. Meant to be an emergency board meeting to discuss the future of the club. Looks like they are changing the whole structure to avoid any more bad press, from the top down all the board of directors are being dismissed. Marcel Brands, Jon Woods and Rob Elkstone are handing in their notice already. There has been murder in the club and the FA are apparently talking about relegating them to division 2 and giving them a mega fine if this corruption scandal turns out to be true. Could be forced to sell Goodison if they can't get the funds together. Talks about it being one of the biggest scandals in the history of football."

Sounds like the end of Casino. Wonder if Big Dunc will get buried alive in a field outside of Burscough?

[Pidge]

Fucking hell, imagine seeing them on GoT talking about whatsapp rumours...

[an tha]

Was talking to mate just now on whatsapp about some bitter who had been ranting at him about 'wall pushers' etc and we were tslking about how it has all changes and he sent this youtube video of some of them at Anfield....fucking state of them.

 

So sad what has happened to the derby.

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Preston Red said:

Currently floating round on WhatsApp. That major definitely true breaking news service.

 

"Watch the media go wild tomorrow mate, Farhad Moshiri has called a meeting with Colin Chong and Bill Kenwright. Meant to be an emergency board meeting to discuss the future of the club. Looks like they are changing the whole structure to avoid any more bad press, from the top down all the board of directors are being dismissed. Marcel Brands, Jon Woods and Rob Elkstone are handing in their notice already. There has been murder in the club and the FA are apparently talking about relegating them to division 2 and giving them a mega fine if this corruption scandal turns out to be true. Could be forced to sell Goodison if they can't get the funds together. Talks about it being one of the biggest scandals in the history of football."

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Preston Red said:

Currently floating round on WhatsApp. That major definitely true breaking news service.

 

"Watch the media go wild tomorrow mate, Farhad Moshiri has called a meeting with Colin Chong and Bill Kenwright. Meant to be an emergency board meeting to discuss the future of the club. Looks like they are changing the whole structure to avoid any more bad press, from the top down all the board of directors are being dismissed. Marcel Brands, Jon Woods and Rob Elkstone are handing in their notice already. There has been murder in the club and the FA are apparently talking about relegating them to division 2 and giving them a mega fine if this corruption scandal turns out to be true. Could be forced to sell Goodison if they can't get the funds together. Talks about it being one of the biggest scandals in the history of football."

That's truly shit.  Whoever came up with that has a lot to learn about verisimilitude. 

[Total Longo]

10 hours ago, Preston Red said:

Currently floating round on WhatsApp. That major definitely true breaking news service.

 

"Watch the media go wild tomorrow mate, Farhad Moshiri has called a meeting with Colin Chong and Bill Kenwright. Meant to be an emergency board meeting to discuss the future of the club. Looks like they are changing the whole structure to avoid any more bad press, from the top down all the board of directors are being dismissed. Marcel Brands, Jon Woods and Rob Elkstone are handing in their notice already. There has been murder in the club and the FA are apparently talking about relegating them to division 2 and giving them a mega fine if this corruption scandal turns out to be true. Could be forced to sell Goodison if they can't get the funds together. Talks about it being one of the biggest scandals in the history of football."

"Division 2" 

[Pete]

10 hours ago, an tha said:

Was talking to mate just now on whatsapp about some bitter who had been ranting at him about 'wall pushers' etc and we were tslking about how it has all changes and he sent this youtube video of some of them at Anfield....fucking state of them.

 

So sad what has happened to the derby.

 

 

 

Nice bunch of lads & lasses there. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

That's truly shit.  Whoever came up with that has a lot to learn about verisimilitude. 

I'd like to learn what it means first!

[General Dryness]

54 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd like to learn what it means first!

I'm sure Mal is anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

I'm sure Mal is anaspeptic, frasmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

I'll go away and think about what I've done. 

But I'll return interfrastically.

[Pete]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I'd like to learn what it means first!

If something is true I'd guess. Veritas - truth. 

[Harry Squatter]

The ability to make something appear believable/true.

[Bjornebye]

pp blue

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

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Osamabindiesel said:

If it’s more financial freedom for everybody, then this could be good news. I think at the very least we will have made a good impression on players with our results this season (unless it goes horribly downhill in the final 3rd).

We have beaten a lot of top teams, may yet (doubtful but possible) still finish top 4 and will likely finish just outside. Will likely have Europe regardless, and we should have more leverage with Carlo at the helm. Hopefully UEFA doesn’t screw us here.

If Usmonov is really lurking and would come in if FFP was punted, leaves pretty much Us, City and Chelsea with proper spending power in England and a handfull of clubs around Europe with decent spending power, everyone else is knackered. They are not going to stop spending by clubs that can afford to spend. We sign harry Kane spurs need to replace him so sign maybe Zaha, Palace need to replace him so look at bottom 5 or championship and so the money goes down the leagues. If Uzzy comes along and says Everton have 500 million to spend in the summer window, we'll be let spend 500 million.. if they curtail spending then clubs will go bankrupt and be gone forever.

 

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[niallers]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

That's the best one yet to explain their mental gymnastics. Haha. Brilliant