*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

They make a March hare and a box of frogs look like the United Nations.

What they are is a variant of the worst type of racist, homophobic, mysogynistic air wasters hidden behind the veil of a football supporter. Please don't give them the 'get out' of being insane, mad as a box of frogs etc. as that's clearly not the case. Unhappy people with hate-filled hearts and massive envy issues are not the same thing and I find that just calling them out for the fucking obnoxious, envy-blinded cunts that they are covers it all to be honest. The type of shit-filled bile that they are constantly spouting would be an arrestable offence if they ever decided to move their target but somehow it's deemed acceptable when it's about football. GOT should hang their heads allowing shite like that to get through whilst fretting over the work 'fuck'. Fucking jokes they are.

[Pidge]

A vote for Henderson is a vote for racism. you monsters...

[Creator Supreme]

They're a bunch of fucking head the balls! They should give appointments with psychiatrists free with every half season ticket!

[rb14]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

They make a March hare and a box of frogs look like the United Nations.

Hang on. I thought the UN is a March hare and a box of frogs?

[rb14]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

Robertson is better than Baines ever was in his fucking sleep. He was a good player but Robbo is on a different level.

I think I know where you are with this, but just to be sure, you're saying that Robbo is better than a sleeping Baines? I think you're on fairly safe ground, but I'm not sure it's the greatest praise Robbo has ever received. 

[Bourbon]

Doing a sweep of their socials and boards and they’re screeching bile over last night’s Sky presentation of their game, particularly stuff Carragher & Souness said. 
 

I don’t know what was said but they’re currently petitioning each other to remotely support Everton by removing Sky in favour of the illegal boxes to bypass the corruption, all irony free.

 

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1608464182.html

 

They’ve consistently spewed the most gruesome and hateful bile about Heysel for decades  but can’t understand why ex LFC players might not like them. 

[angie]

They’ve won a few games. If I was a deluded bitter twisted hate filled waste of space I might have said they’re on peds.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Some brilliant replies here. Especially the one asking how you quantify achievements. 

 

Baines???

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I mean...

 

Baines???

[Barrington Womble]

5 minutes ago, Dom Charters said:

Doing a sweep of their socials and boards and they’re screeching bile over last night’s Sky presentation of their game, particularly stuff Carragher & Souness said. 
 

I don’t know what was said but they’re currently petitioning each other to remotely support Everton by removing Sky in favour of the illegal boxes to bypass the corruption, all irony free.

 

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1608464182.html

 

They’ve consistently spewed the most gruesome and hateful bile about Heysel for decades  but can’t understand why ex LFC players might not like them. 

I think souness gave them some type of back handed compliment - like they're doing well and it's because they've got a great manager, but they are lucky to have him or something and they're in our shadow. Which of course being the senior club with so many 1st, they are not. 

[Scott_M]

Why don’t they just enjoy their recent run and the fact they are 2nd?

 

If they stopped comparing themselves to us, they’d be a lot happier. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

12 minutes ago, Dom Charters said:

Doing a sweep of their socials and boards and they’re screeching bile over last night’s Sky presentation of their game, particularly stuff Carragher & Souness said. 
 

I don’t know what was said but they’re currently petitioning each other to remotely support Everton by removing Sky in favour of the illegal boxes to bypass the corruption, all irony free.

 

https://members.boardhost.com/everton-forum/thread/1608464182.html

 

They’ve consistently spewed the most gruesome and hateful bile about Heysel for decades  but can’t understand why ex LFC players might not like them. 

Wasn't there a thing in Carra's autobiography about how low he felt immediately after Man U had knocked us out of the FA Cup with a couple of late goals?  He hardly had time to get showered and dressed before his phone was jumping with texts from Bloos he had long considered friends taking the piss out of him; that was when he saw the light and thought "Fuck Everton and fuck their horrible bastard fans".

 

If he's pissing them off, I'm all for it.

[Bourbon]

11 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

I think souness gave them some type of back handed compliment - like they're doing well and it's because they've got a great manager, but they are lucky to have him or something and they're in our shadow. Which of course being the senior club with so many 1st, they are not. 

If he’s said that then a degree of it is understandable but there’s a lad on there wishing Martin Tiler a fatal heart attack because he apparently despises them now.

 

Martin Tiler, the same fella who joyously screamed his way through his employer’s promoting of Fergie’s flagship decades of dominance. 

[the chimp]

12 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Why don’t they just enjoy their recent run... If they stopped comparing themselves to us, they’d be a lot happier. 

https://i.gifer.com/Xez4.gif https://i.gifer.com/Xez4.gif https://i.gifer.com/Xez4.gif https://i.gifer.com/Xez

[Captain Howdy]

To be fair it’s not just Everton, although they are the worst, I think only a cursory glance around social media will show that we are easily the most detested club in the league and by quite some distance. There are probably a number of reasons as to why this is but I think it’s pretty indisputable. I don’t really read, watch or take any interest in any other club these days, just don’t need the bile in my life, I’ve become very insular with football and only really watch and read us. It’s genuinely reached the point with Everton that I simply won’t discuss football with the people I know and work with work who are Evertonians, it serves no purpose.

[Barrington Womble]

11 minutes ago, Dom Charters said:

If he’s said that then a degree of it is understandable but there’s a lad on there wishing Martin Tiler a fatal heart attack because he apparently despises them now.

 

Martin Tiler, the same fella who joyously screamed his way through his employer’s promoting of Fergie’s flagship decades of dominance. 

Is that because Tyler said something about maybe Everton regret leaving anfield with hindsight because it triggered the start of Liverpool? 

[Harry Squatter]

13 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Wasn't there a thing in Carra's autobiography about how low he felt immediately after Man U had knocked us out of the FA Cup with a couple of late goals?  He hardly had time to get showered and dressed before his phone was jumping with texts from Bloos he had long considered friends taking the piss out of him; that was when he saw the light and thought "Fuck Everton and fuck their horrible bastard fans".

 

If he's pissing them off, I'm all for it.

Yep, that's what happened.

 

Similar to what happened to me when we lost the 1996 fa cup final vs the Mancs. I'd cheered Everton the year before and was genuinely made up for some of their fans. They all turned nasty when we lost and were made up, laughing and winding us up. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fuck them.

[3 Stacks]

10 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

To be fair it’s not just Everton, although they are the worst, I think only a cursory glance around social media will show that we are easily the most detested club in the league and by quite some distance. There are probably a number of reasons as to why this is but I think it’s pretty indisputable. I don’t really read, watch or take any interest in any other club these days, just don’t need the bile in my life, I’ve become very insular with football and only really watch and read us. It’s genuinely reached the point with Everton that I simply won’t discuss football with the people I know and work with work who are Evertonians, it serves no purpose.

This is true. For years, we were the "banter club" everyone made fun of. Wasn't great for those people when we started winning stuff off the back of simply being better and more competent than everybody else. We're at the "hate us cause you ain't us" stage now where people are just jealous. Everton are just the cranks that hated us  first and everyone else is following them.

[Bourbon]

5 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Is that because Tyler said something about maybe Everton regret leaving anfield with hindsight because it triggered the start of Liverpool? 

That’s pretty naive and quite funny from our perspective but they’re wishing the bloke dead over there and falling over themselves with the idea of leaving Sky for the boxes; if they’re aren’t usual match goers, they’re cutting off any financial support to their own club whilst combating corruption with the arl illegal streaming.

 

They’re hilarious. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Fuck them.

Excellent post, in full. 

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Dom Charters said:

That’s pretty naive and quite funny from our perspective but they’re wishing the bloke dead over there and falling over themselves with the idea of leaving Sky for the boxes; if they’re aren’t usual match goers, they’re cutting off any financial support to their own club whilst combating corruption with the arl illegal streaming.

 

They’re hilarious. 

Well they won't be arsed about cutting money from their club, most of them go the match on kids tickets. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Excellent post, in full. 

Thanks Mal, a lot of thought went into it.

[Bourbon]

14 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

To be fair it’s not just Everton, although they are the worst, I think only a cursory glance around social media will show that we are easily the most detested club in the league and by quite some distance. There are probably a number of reasons as to why this is but I think it’s pretty indisputable. I don’t really read, watch or take any interest in any other club these days, just don’t need the bile in my life, I’ve become very insular with football and only really watch and read us. It’s genuinely reached the point with Everton that I simply won’t discuss football with the people I know and work with work who are Evertonians, it serves no purpose.

I think it’s proportionate to success and whilst the added target on our back, everything being amplified in the media and an uptake in global interest/followers who don’t necessarily get the cultures attached, they’re downsides that you’re much happier to absorb than being mediocre.

 

You’re probably right not to have a look and I don’t really have any blues in my day to day life anymore but I do like a bit of footballing rivalry, enjoy some of the aggression.   

 

I felt for years they were way ahead of us in terms of the mutual hatred and it cost us in those 90’s derbies.

 

I do wonder that since a huge amount of our lot became aware of how extreme it can be, they came more into focus and that bled into the teams we’ve fielded. 
 

Of course having better players and managers helps.

 

Robbie Fowler changed a lot of it. 

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

Is null and void off the table now that they are back to being title challengers again ? 

No chance. We're top.