*Shakes head* Everton again.

[angie]

Luckily I took a screenshot for anyone who missed 

[Curly]

5 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Still not getting it. Do I need to have seen a film to know what's going on?

It’s saying through Everton tinted glasses they were seeing the champions league intro in their future, but take them off and you realise it’s actually just a gas burner. 
 

I think it’s saying Everton turn anything into the fact they are good and are deluded.

[Bjornebye]

The fucking prick 

[Harry Squatter]

Everton are like Arnold Rimmer in Red Dwarf. They always brag about things despite achieving fuck all, get ahead of themselves and have a misplaced sense of superiority. Yet when something bad happens their entire world comes crashing down and they look like cunts.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The fucking prick 

He's probably someone's grandad, the soft fucking cunt. Bet it's put down to just bantz, the go-to 'get out of jail' card.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

He's probably someone's grandad, the soft fucking cunt. Bet it's put down to just bantz, the go-to 'get out of jail' card.

I have a feeling his work might be getting a few calls tomorrow. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

I have a feeling his work might be getting a few calls tomorrow. 

Be an awful shame that, just awful.

[KMD7]

9 minutes ago, angie said:

Luckily I took a screenshot for anyone who missed 

WHAT A COMPLETE CUNT

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

15 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Everton are like Arnold Rimmer in Red Dwarf. They always brag about things despite achieving fuck all, get ahead of themselves and have a misplaced sense of superiority. Yet when something bad happens their entire world comes crashing down and they look like cunts.

Arnold Rimmer is funny.

[Anubis]

22 minutes ago, angie said:

Luckily I took a screenshot for anyone who missed it.

Particularly his employers.

[Harry Squatter]

16 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Arnold Rimmer is funny.

To laugh at yes, so are Everton. 

[Harry Squatter]

38 minutes ago, angie said:

Luckily I took a screenshot for anyone who missed 

There's some fella on Twatter who hunts down knobheads like this. 

 

They usually start saying "fuck off you scouse twat, suck it up". To shittingbthemselves when he posts their addresses, work or gives their business bad publicity. And pleading with them in private messages.

[Beno]

Might be thick here, but what are those figures supposed to represent. Our long current injury list or is it Hillsborough or Heysel. 

[DalyanPete]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

It’s from the first Sam Rami Spider-Man film. In the film, Peter Parker initially has glasses but after he’s bitten his eyesight improves when he’s not wearing the glasses.

 

This riffs on that scene but reverses it. His eyesight is shit without glasses so when he’s looking at the object he sees a super BMD stadium, but when he puts the glasses on it’s a lit gas hob.

That's how I saw it, but could be the champions League thing

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

21 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

To laugh at yes, so are Everton. 

Ok, he's more likeable.

[Harry Squatter]

First club to build their own stadium then evict themselves for not paying the rent. Third one doesn't even exist. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

20 minutes ago, R BENO said:

Might be thick here, but what are those figures supposed to represent. Our long current injury list or is it Hillsborough or Heysel. 

The plod are a give away I feel.

[an tha]

"They don't care...." do they?

 

Is there another set of fans in world football as obsessed with their neighbours as them.

 

[Reckoner]

3 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Or tweet his employers @chilternrailway

 

Heaven for bid who'd do such a thing!

I’ve accidentally shared this on Twitter

[halewood pete]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

There's some fella on Twatter who hunts down knobheads like this. 

 

They usually start saying "fuck off you scouse twat, suck it up". To shittingbthemselves when he posts their addresses, work or gives their business bad publicity. And pleading with them in private messages.

Pablo

[Davelfc]

The level of hatred they display about us is generally the level they are hurting inside, or worse. Twisted and tormented souls they are to be pitied more than anything else. Hate is a destructive thing and the emotional costs are very high, they have more feelings for our club than they do for their own. 

 

I have some very good reasons to hate certain people in my life, as I am sure do many here. I don't waste my time doing that and instead prefer to share my emotions with people I care about and things I care about. Living in hate must be a sorry existence. I can't imagine that it doesn't spill over into their private lives in some way, so maybe my pity should be aimed more at those around them than actually at them.

 

Imagine being a very young blue who brings home a hand made Christmas card, suddenly the veins on their fathers head start to grow and the card is ripped to shreds in front of the youngster. The poor kid only went and coloured Santa in red! I have been in homes around xmas that don't have any red at all.

 

My nan worked as a cleaner at some posh people's house and each year they'd have a clear out of toys, when I was five she brought home a red tricycle which I imagine I got for xmas. Before my father fucked off for good, he hand painted the red tricycle from red to blue with gloss pant. I can only imagine the life I could have had with that bitter bastard around. We had very little but we didn't have abuse or hate. Something I am convinced we would have had if he hadn't fucked off. 

 

So I can't get too angry at their vile comments, they just disgust me. I can't get too angry at their childish and sometimes depraved memes and banners, because what you are seeing is a form of mental illness or at the very least their way of coping with it. 

 

What other fans would boast about new stadium plans, what other fans would be utterly convinced that a new stadium would mean world class players clambering to sign for them. What other fans would be convinced that a new stadium would mean instant titles, trophies and European success. Ask the many teams that have built new stadiums and now languish in the lower tiers how that went. And how the hell are we supposed to care about their new stadium. We have decades of amazing memories attached to Anfield, memories than most can only dream about. I've not met a red that doesn't want them to build their new stadium, although admittedly some of them believe it will bankrupt them, financially I mean as they're already morally bankrupt. 

 

A club that exists for no other reason than to promote hate, they don't ever challenge for anything, they don't win anything and if it wasn't for our losses they would have absolutely nothing to celebrate. At this point I feel I have to point out that football is supposed to be an escape from the pressures of life, supposed to be an entertainment and something that brings joy to your life. 

 

I have lost count of the times I have read people saying that some time in a lower league would be of great benefit to them. I bet that fans of Tranmere enjoy their football more than Everton fans, because while I am not suggesting everton are at the level of Tranmere, at least Tranmere fans are not deluded. Relegation might reset their expectations a little, but they'd probably find a reason to blame us or some football conspiracy when they eventually do get relegated. 

 

Blues point to us for all of their failings, and yet it's their own fans and club they should be taking aim at. Every half decent signing gets 45 minutes to become world class before being booed. If they do manage to rise about the Goodison boos and actually play well, they are sold on for a profit. You have more chance of winning a trophy if you leave everton, as 83 players that have left in the last 25 years will attest to. 

 

I must stress that this isn't all of them, every club has its fair share of wankers. One of my best friends is a blue and a nicer guy you won't ever meet. However for a fair proportion of them, being vile and disgraceful human beings is at least one thing they will beat us on every time. 

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

24 minutes ago, Jedd Drudge said:

The level of hatred they display about us is generally the level they are hurting inside, or worse. Twisted and tormented souls they are to be pitied more than anything else. Hate is a destructive thing and the emotional costs are very high, they have more feelings for our club than they do for their own. 

 

I have some very good reasons to hate certain people in my life, as I am sure do many here. I don't waste my time doing that and instead prefer to share my emotions with people I care about and things I care about. Living in hate must be a sorry existence. I can't imagine that it doesn't spill over into their private lives in some way, so maybe my pity should be aimed more at those around them than actually at them.

 

Imagine being a very young blue who brings home a hand made Christmas card, suddenly the veins on their fathers head start to grow and the card is ripped to shreds in front of the youngster. The poor kid only went and coloured Santa in red! I have been in homes around xmas that don't have any red at all.

 

My nan worked as a cleaner at some posh people's house and each year they'd have a clear out of toys, when I was five she brought home a red tricycle which I imagine I got for xmas. Before my father fucked off for good, he hand painted the red tricycle from red to blue with gloss pant. I can only imagine the life I could have had with that bitter bastard around. We had very little but we didn't have abuse or hate. Something I am convinced we would have had if he hadn't fucked off. 

 

So I can't get too angry at their vile comments, they just disgust me. I can't get too angry at their childish and sometimes depraved memes and banners, because what you are seeing is a form of mental illness or at the very least their way of coping with it. 

 

What other fans would boast about new stadium plans, what other fans would be utterly convinced that a new stadium would mean world class players clambering to sign for them. What other fans would be convinced that a new stadium would mean instant titles, trophies and European success. Ask the many teams that have built new stadiums and now languish in the lower tiers how that went. And how the hell are we supposed to care about their new stadium. We have decades of amazing memories attached to Anfield, memories than most can only dream about. I've not met a red that doesn't want them to build their new stadium, although admittedly some of them believe it will bankrupt them, financially I mean as they're already morally bankrupt. 

 

A club that exists for no other reason than to promote hate, they don't ever challenge for anything, they don't win anything and if it wasn't for our losses they would have absolutely nothing to celebrate. At this point I feel I have to point out that football is supposed to be an escape from the pressures of life, supposed to be an entertainment and something that brings joy to your life. 

 

I have lost count of the times I have read people saying that some time in a lower league would be of great benefit to them. I bet that fans of Tranmere enjoy their football more than Everton fans, because while I am not suggesting everton are at the level of Tranmere, at least Tranmere fans are not deluded. Relegation might reset their expectations a little, but they'd probably find a reason to blame us or some football conspiracy when they eventually do get relegated. 

 

Blues point to us for all of their failings, and yet it's their own fans and club they should be taking aim at. Every half decent signing gets 45 minutes to become world class before being booed. If they do manage to rise about the Goodison boos and actually play well, they are sold on for a profit. You have more chance of winning a trophy if you leave everton, as 83 players that have left in the last 25 years will attest to. 

 

I must stress that this isn't all of them, every club has its fair share of wankers. One of my best friends is a blue and a nicer guy you won't ever meet. However for a fair proportion of them, being vile and disgraceful human beings is at least one thing they will beat us on every time. 

 

 

 

Excellent work in a well thought out post that is sadly true.

[Davelfc]

..

[Scooby Dudek]

1 hour ago, Jedd Drudge said:

..

A couple of good points there.

[Harry's Lad]

2 hours ago, Jedd Drudge said:

The level of hatred they display about us is generally the level they are hurting inside, or worse. Twisted and tormented souls they are to be pitied more than anything else. Hate is a destructive thing and the emotional costs are very high, they have more feelings for our club than they do for their own. 

 

I have some very good reasons to hate certain people in my life, as I am sure do many here. I don't waste my time doing that and instead prefer to share my emotions with people I care about and things I care about. Living in hate must be a sorry existence. I can't imagine that it doesn't spill over into their private lives in some way, so maybe my pity should be aimed more at those around them than actually at them.

 

Imagine being a very young blue who brings home a hand made Christmas card, suddenly the veins on their fathers head start to grow and the card is ripped to shreds in front of the youngster. The poor kid only went and coloured Santa in red! I have been in homes around xmas that don't have any red at all.

 

My nan worked as a cleaner at some posh people's house and each year they'd have a clear out of toys, when I was five she brought home a red tricycle which I imagine I got for xmas. Before my father fucked off for good, he hand painted the red tricycle from red to blue with gloss pant. I can only imagine the life I could have had with that bitter bastard around. We had very little but we didn't have abuse or hate. Something I am convinced we would have had if he hadn't fucked off. 

 

So I can't get too angry at their vile comments, they just disgust me. I can't get too angry at their childish and sometimes depraved memes and banners, because what you are seeing is a form of mental illness or at the very least their way of coping with it. 

 

What other fans would boast about new stadium plans, what other fans would be utterly convinced that a new stadium would mean world class players clambering to sign for them. What other fans would be convinced that a new stadium would mean instant titles, trophies and European success. Ask the many teams that have built new stadiums and now languish in the lower tiers how that went. And how the hell are we supposed to care about their new stadium. We have decades of amazing memories attached to Anfield, memories than most can only dream about. I've not met a red that doesn't want them to build their new stadium, although admittedly some of them believe it will bankrupt them, financially I mean as they're already morally bankrupt. 

 

A club that exists for no other reason than to promote hate, they don't ever challenge for anything, they don't win anything and if it wasn't for our losses they would have absolutely nothing to celebrate. At this point I feel I have to point out that football is supposed to be an escape from the pressures of life, supposed to be an entertainment and something that brings joy to your life. 

 

I have lost count of the times I have read people saying that some time in a lower league would be of great benefit to them. I bet that fans of Tranmere enjoy their football more than Everton fans, because while I am not suggesting everton are at the level of Tranmere, at least Tranmere fans are not deluded. Relegation might reset their expectations a little, but they'd probably find a reason to blame us or some football conspiracy when they eventually do get relegated. 

 

Blues point to us for all of their failings, and yet it's their own fans and club they should be taking aim at. Every half decent signing gets 45 minutes to become world class before being booed. If they do manage to rise about the Goodison boos and actually play well, they are sold on for a profit. You have more chance of winning a trophy if you leave everton, as 83 players that have left in the last 25 years will attest to. 

 

I must stress that this isn't all of them, every club has its fair share of wankers. One of my best friends is a blue and a nicer guy you won't ever meet. However for a fair proportion of them, being vile and disgraceful human beings is at least one thing they will beat us on every time. 

 

 

 

A great post.