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Just had a nose on GOT. That Catcher fella knows the ins and outs of our injury records, how old all our players are and how many games they each individually play, he writes several long winded paragraphs in posts on what Klopp goes on about in his press conferences. 

 

Even some of them on there have questioned him why he is so knowledgeable on Liverpool to the very minute details. 

 

He must be a Liverpool fan pretending to be a mentalist Everton fan. There's no way someone can know that much detail about all our players without being a red on a wind up. 

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1 minute ago, Doctor Troy said:

Just had a nose on GOT. That Catcher fella knows the ins and outs of our injury records, how old all our players are and how many games they each individually play, he writes several long winded paragraphs in posts on what Klopp goes on about in his press conferences. 

 

He must be a Liverpool fan pretending to be a mentalist Everton fan. There's no way someone can know that much detail about all our players without being a red on a wind up. 

Ignore the bellend prerogative at your peril.

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8 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

He must be a Liverpool fan pretending to be a mentalist Everton fan. There's no way someone can know that much detail about all our players without being a red on a wind up. 

 

On the contrary. If I ever meet a red who knows every little detail about our squad, history and what's happening behind closed doors, I assume they're a bloo.

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8 minutes ago, Aw Geez said:

 

On the contrary. If I ever meet a red who knows every little detail about our squad, history and what's happening behind closed doors, I assume they're a bloo.

Yeah but it normally entails how many times one player gets away with fouls or whether he is secretly a smackhead or whether fans smashed up an ambulance 15 years ago despite it not being true.

 

His level of detail goes beyond Opta stats and is ridiculously over detailed. Imagine putting that much research into something you hated.

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23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

So much of his stuff is lies as well. One sad sad shitbag him. 

Funniest one I heard when I told an Evertonian that the Alan Smith ambulance attack was rubbished by him in an interview:

 

"Well he would say that because he doesn't want all out war between the two sets of fans, anyway my cousin knew the ambulance driver who said it was true, he just got told not to say anything"

 

Absolute mentalists. 

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Funniest one I heard when I told an Evertonian that the Alan Smith ambulance attack was rubbished by him in an interview:

 

"Well he would say that because he doesn't want all out war between the two sets of fans, anyway my cousin knew the ambulance driver who said it was true, he just got told not to say anything"

 

Absolute mentalists. 

 

 

I wonder if it was him or the cousin who completely made that story up. 

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5 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Yeah but it normally entails how many times one player gets away with fouls or whether he is secretly a smackhead or whether fans smashed up an ambulance 15 years ago despite it not being true.

 

His level of detail goes beyond Opta stats and is ridiculously over detailed. Imagine putting that much research into something you hated.

Never underestimate the power of the dark side.

 

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