*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Rushies tash]

5 minutes ago, No2 said:

I assume haven't seen the challenge on Calverton Lewin that justified Pickfords challenge. You might want to watch this one through your fingers.

 

 

 

I didn't bother watching any highlights for fear of putting my boot through the tv and looking at that I'm glad I didn't. Jesus, that's the extent of Van Dijk's "assaults" on their players? They really are all mentally ill arent they? Fucks sake.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

'The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome'.

 

Albert Einstein is accredited with these words, he'd obviously just followed Everton over a season.

 

 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just like we did last year, they've let their standards slip after winning the league. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Oh it’s a grand old team................

[Tony Moanero]

[Halcyon Days]

Drunken disorderly always waiting in the wings, Carlo never stood a chance.

[Harry Squatter]

He looks like he's just woke up with a massive hangover and someone has tattooed that on him while he was asleep.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

His other hand is pushing his bicep to make it look bigger.

[Harry's Lad]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Stickman said:

Speaking of Trump I guess it was only a matter of time before this loon managed to somehow drag LFC into the US election 

 

Catcherintherye

@Holdentheblue

I'm hearing a rumour that Klopp is going to appeal the derby to the US Supreme court on account of leading 2-1 in the 80th minute. That's how it works now, late goals or votes dont matter.

The basis of that "joke" is that Liverpool are calling for late Derby goals to be cancelled.

 

There are plenty of examples on here of their complete lack of self-awareness, but that's up there with the most unhinged of the lot.

[alles ist gut]

...BY A LOT.

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

His other hand is pushing his bicep to make it look bigger.

He's a streak of piss. But Everton fans love this hard man reputation he's got. Although some of the sheen was taken away by Big Sam getting him on cones, substitution and tea making duties. 

[Halcyon Days]

[Harry Squatter]

1 minute ago, johnsusername said:

He's a streak of piss. But Everton fans love this hard man reputation he's got. Although some of the sheen was taken away by Big Sam getting him on cones, substitution and tea making duties. 

And Sammy Lee telling him what to do.

[deiseach]

29 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

And Sammy Lee telling him what to do.

Ah, Sammy Lee and Everton:

 

 

Wasn't fooling anyone, was he?

[Curly]

4 hours ago, Scott_M said:

 

The spine of Reina - Carra - Agger - Mascherano - Alonoso - Gerrard - Torres was amongst the best in Europe.

 

Players like Bennynoon, Kuyt, Arbeloa, Reira etc were good players, but there weren't as good as (assuming Ronaldo was No. 9) Rooney, Tevez, Evra, Giggs etc etc etc.

 

We over achieved it that 08-09 season. However, that over achievement should have led to the title. That title wasn't won because of our Anfield form, drawing with shite like Hull, Stoke, West Ham, Fulham, Man City & Everton. We took 6 points from those fixtures. If we'd have taken 10/18 we'd have won it... 

Yeah, fair enough, I got over excited. We had the best spine in Europe then. And the bits around it were very decent too. It was beyond the first eleven we struggled.

 

Defo the best overall in the league for me though. No chance we overachieved either

[DalyanPete]

From today's match thread on GOT.

FFS lad, have a wank.

 

Reading in the Sulky thread about the terrible homesickness that is plaguing the team. I am no stranger to the insidiously pernicious impact of the ailment; some of you might have heard my tale from many years ago going on a camping trip down in Ngruawahia, a small hamlet a couple of hours south of Auckland....well it was back then...the roads are a LOT better now so it’s only about 50 mins away. Anyway, I went on camp with my schoolmate Ross Pottinger...we both boarded the bus VERY excited (although the way Potty clung onto his mum at the depot caused me a little concern...”big girl’s blouse” I thought to myself. But man, did I ever underestimate how much of a sissy Potty was!...he blubbered with homesickness the whole week! So much so that after 2 days , I asked to be moved into a different cabin that had a bit less girlie stuff happening. Suffice to say, I enjoyed my last 5 days at camp. I never really talked to Potty again...too much damage to our friendship had been done by his girlie behaviour. C’est la vie I guess.

I still want Everton to do well, but like Ross Pottinger, there is no testosterone in the team...I never watch them. I have seen firsthand the damage wrought of homesickness. Everton remains something of a basket case until we can somehow deal with homesickness issue. Personally,I feel all soy products should be banned from FF, and testosterone boosters like horny goat weed should be compulsory supplementation. We need to deal with this issue NOW; it has been swept under the carpet for too long in this PC environment which celebrates men blubbering over the slightest hardship. I would like to hear more ‘horny goat weed!!” chants outside Finch Farm and suggest we buy all the sooks that early Cure album ‘Boys don’t Cry’... so who’s with me?

 

...lads?

 

 

[DalyanPete]

4 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Aww god bless. And some were enjoying their fantastic run. Merrrrrrrrderrrrrrrrres!

Heysel etc etc etc.

 

Fuck them all!

Could not agree more fella.

[Ronnie Whelan]

Haha Keano just scored a lovely goal for PSG. Who says it's a downward spiral when you leave a giant of the European game.

[Baresi]

[DalyanPete]

7 minutes ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

Fuckin brilliant

[Baresi]

24 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

Fuckin brilliant

Mega -  Make Everton Great Again. 

[Baresi]

.

[Bjornebye]

48 minutes ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

Even she's just laughed at that 

[Baresi]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Even she's just laughed at that 

Progress!