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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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For your amusement.

 

 

Kenshin

Player Valuation: £60m
I do wonder how they'll get on at Atalanta tonight.

The start of the collapse. 

A defeat hopefully followed by a hammering at city both caused by defensive errors by gomes . 

The fume would be wonderful.

 

 

 

kenada_blue

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Kopites thinking they unearthed a gem in Jota.

Do none of them watch football? And they paid £40mill for him when Wolves paid abar £8mill
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9 hours ago, Leyton388 said:

Whos that gimp?

Some absolute helmet called John Merro, he's on one of their fan tv channels. Is from Grimsby, wears second hand leather jackets and Lonsdale trainers.

 

He is either thick as fuck because he gets every single prediction wrong or just a massive attention seeking WUM. Said Davy Klaasen would be better than Dennis Bergkamp.

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1 minute ago, Doctor Troy said:

Some absolute helmet called John Merro, he's on one of their fan tv channels. Is from Grimsby, wears second hand leather jackets and Lonsdale trainers.

 

He is either thick as fuck because he gets every single prediction wrong or just a massive attention seeking WUM. Said Davy Klaasen would be better than Dennis Bergkamp.

Got that one right to be fair.

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23 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Some absolute helmet called John Merro, he's on one of their fan tv channels. Is from Grimsby, wears second hand leather jackets and Lonsdale trainers.

 

He is either thick as fuck because he gets every single prediction wrong or just a massive attention seeking WUM. Said Davy Klaasen would be better than Dennis Bergkamp.

I would suggest the only area that Klaasen would beat Bergkamp would probably accumulated air miles.

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On 02/11/2020 at 11:15, Doctor Troy said:

Also the myth that Howard Kendall left to go to Atletico to compete in Europe. The first season he went they hadn't even qualified for Europe. Then they only qualified for the UEFA Cup. It wasn't like he left them to manage AC Milan. 

 

I think it was the money they paid him and the Spanish alcohol.

The biggest myth is the one that says that the European ban stopped them from competing. When they won the league again in '87 (two years after Heysel) we went out and bought Barnes, Beardsley and Ray Houghton and produced the kind of football you could only dream about. Attracting great players whilst under a European ban....how odd. 

 

They added the likes of Ian Wilson, Stuart McCall and Tony Cottee over the next couple of seasons.  Players that aren't exactly going to win you league titles

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21 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

The biggest myth is the one that says that the European ban stopped them from competing. When they won the league again in '87 (two years after Heysel) we went out and bought Barnes, Beardsley and Ray Houghton and produced the kind of football you could only dream about. Attracting great players whilst under a European ban....how odd. 

 

They added the likes of Ian Wilson, Stuart McCall and Tony Cottee over the next couple of seasons.  Players that aren't exactly going to win you league titles

We were banned for an additional year as well but they never qualified for Europe until the 1995-1996 season. They didnt qualify again for another ten years.

 

They chose to sell Lineker after one year, got good money but they just wasted it on average players, even from a position of power in 1987. 

 

But it's because Liverpool got them banned from Europe

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5 hours ago, Anubis said:

For your amusement.

 

 

Kenshin

Player Valuation: £60m
I do wonder how they'll get on at Atalanta tonight.

The start of the collapse. 

A defeat hopefully followed by a hammering at city both caused by defensive errors by gomes . 

The fume would be wonderful.

 

 

 

kenada_blue

Welcome to Barcelonaton FC
 
Kopites thinking they unearthed a gem in Jota.

Do none of them watch football? And they paid £40mill for him when Wolves paid abar £8mill

To be fair I reckon kopites aren't bad judges.

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3 hours ago, Total Longo said:

The biggest myth is the one that says that the European ban stopped them from competing. When they won the league again in '87 (two years after Heysel) we went out and bought Barnes, Beardsley and Ray Houghton and produced the kind of football you could only dream about. Attracting great players whilst under a European ban....how odd. 

 

They added the likes of Ian Wilson, Stuart McCall and Tony Cottee over the next couple of seasons.  Players that aren't exactly going to win you league titles

Similarities between Everton after Kendall and Man Utd post-Ferguson. New boss virtually selected by the guy he’s replacing, continued to spend big money, performances fell off a cliff. Everton were seen as indisputably one of the Big Five back then - now I’m not sure they’d be in the Big Ten. 
 

Tony Cottee was the most expensive player in Britain. At around the same time Spurs paid more or less the same fee for Gascoigne. Gazza may have been a nutcase but nobody is claiming Spurs got anything other than a bargain. 

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16 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

But justify it to themselves by keeping up with our cheating and seeing it as their duty to inform the world about it.

The crazy thing about the PED shouts is that if they say it on twitter you think "yeah cunt on a wind-up" but they actually say it to each other on a locked members only thread about us. 

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30 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The crazy thing about the PED shouts is that if they say it on twitter you think "yeah cunt on a wind-up" but they actually say it to each other on a locked members only thread about us. 

It's just another one of their stupid coping mechanisms. 

 

When the Mancs were good under Ferguson they did get some very favourable decisions off refs, a lot were scared of them as well.

 

But the majority of our fans still were able to separate that and acknowledge they were good, also that we were miles behind them and we needed to get our act together. 

 

Evertonians can't do that because they revel in conspiracy theories and need something to whinge about ALL the fucking time. 

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1 hour ago, Dr Nowt said:

If all our games were only available PPV via the offal, there would still be a decent chunk of Evertonians paying to watch them.

One of my old favourites they come up with, they apparently buy tickets & season tickets at anfield so they can sell them to all the Norwegian tourists for a few grand hahaha. 

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11 minutes ago, angie said:

One of my old favourites they come up with, they apparently buy tickets & season tickets at anfield so they can sell them to all the Norwegian tourists for a few grand hahaha. 

But then contradict themselves by saying that they always send Norwegians on the wrong bus to the Wirral when they get stopped for directions in town.

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