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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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3 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Carlo has been pathetic since the derby. He should be embarrassed.

He’s fitting in quite nicely now. Maybe this isn’t the top the retirement fund we all thought it was? 

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12 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Fuck off, no one can make the word cunt sound sultry!

Shes pretty cool- full of footy knowledge- telling me how her whole town would watch Columbia in world cups- when she talks about Faustino Asprilla and Carlos Valderama she gets very animated.  

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13 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Thats a tough ask. She only works Wednesdays since lockdown. Think I might have one on my phone from a work meal somewhere. 

Come on then!!!!! 

9 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Shes pretty cool- full of footy knowledge- telling me how her whole town would watch Columbia in world cups- when she talks about Faustino Asprilla and Carlos Valderama she gets very animated.  

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2 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Or how they shot a player for an own goal. Passion!

There is a documentary about it on Iplayer or 4 On demand cant remember and he wasn't actually shot directly because of that as it happens. He got into an argument in a nightclub then said something shitty back to some Cali Cartel twat in the car park so the fucker shot him. 

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1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Or how they shot a player for an own goal. Passion!

I did mention that to her bless her. She proceeded to make me watch highlights of  a particular game (think it may have been same world cup) where they beat Germany with virtually last kick of game. Said her whole village/town celebrated for days. 

 

She went home to Colombia last Christmas. When she came back she brought us all Colombian coffee in what I perceived to be the perfect cocaine sized pouches. How she got it through the airport I'll never know   

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21 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Shes pretty cool- full of footy knowledge- telling me how her whole town would watch Columbia in world cups- when she talks about Faustino Asprilla and Carlos Valderama she gets very animated.  

One of the most charming football stories I ever heard was from an American living in Colombia. He was absolutely floored at how the entire country was beside itself with joy at 'only' reaching the World Cup quarter-final. And he loved it. Made him wish America could fall in love with the game.

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7 minutes ago, Dave D said:

I did mention that to her bless her. She proceeded to make me watch highlights of  a particular game (think it may have been same world cup) where they beat Germany with virtually last kick of game. Said her whole village/town celebrated for days. 

 

She went home to Colombia last Christmas. When she came back she brought us all Colombian coffee in what I perceived to be the perfect cocaine sized pouches. How she got it through the airport I'll never know   

They didnt win-it was a draw-

 

 

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Just now, deiseach said:

One of the most charming football stories I ever heard was from an American living in Colombia. He was absolutely floored at how the entire country was beside itself with joy at 'only' reaching the World Cup quarter-final. And he loved it. Made him wish America could fall in love with the game.

She says it was the biggest thing to happen to her country when she was a kid. Life was a bit tough but football brought everyone together.

 

She's is quite a quiet girl but when Everton signed Rodriguez she couldnt shut up!!!    

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3 minutes ago, Dave D said:

She says it was the biggest thing to happen to her country when she was a kid. Life was a bit tough but football brought everyone together.

 

She's is quite a quiet girl but when Everton signed Rodriguez she couldnt shut up!!!    

You'll be avoiding her before long. Once Everton has touched you. Its like being touched by Jimmy Saville.

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23 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

There is a documentary about it on Iplayer or 4 On demand cant remember and he wasn't actually shot directly because of that as it happens. He got into an argument in a nightclub then said something shitty back to some Cali Cartel twat in the car park so the fucker shot him. 

Yeah it's a Storyville episode on iplayer. 

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