*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Chocoholic]

4 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I don't think an Everton fan would. I don't know one who doesn't think they won it in 1986. To them it's clear as day they did and they'd have probably won more. They'd prefer their hard luck fantasy to the actual trophy every day of the week. 

They continue to wallow in their deluded alternative hard luck universe, in which 'We would have won it that year and we were wrongfully denied even more' as opposed to Villa's single actual win. The term 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' means absolutely nothing to them. The numbers are always better in 'what should have been' land.

[Pete]

7 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

They continue to wallow in their deluded alternative hard luck universe, in which 'We would have won it that year and we were wrongfully denied even more' as opposed to Villa's single actual win. The term 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' means absolutely nothing to them. The numbers are always better in 'what should have been' land.

In 'what should have been land' they'd have been relegated a long time ago and would hopefully be languishing in League one. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

22 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

They continue to wallow in their deluded alternative hard luck universe, in which 'We would have won it that year and we were wrongfully denied even more' as opposed to Villa's single actual win. The term 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' means absolutely nothing to them. The numbers are always better in 'what should have been' land.

They can display their European Cups in their iconic waterside stadium.

[VladimirIlyich]

3 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I remember what their ‘ fans ‘ say, the bile, the vile, the mad and the sad.

Grown men penning anger and foaming at the mouth at kids in footy kits.

Turning purple ( not red) at the sound of that song and outdoing each other with their faux overreactions. Whatever they do or don’t they are remnants of a beaten orc army ready to feed on the flesh of mediocrity and hate. Give them credit for spending hundreds of millions and not even getting Europe and beating Fleetwood and Spurs? Oh dear I sound a bitter man, better have a lie down and maybe whistle some Johnny Cash. Or put a long sleeved top on and take some chemical relaxation.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dave Kirby over here.

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I'm giving credit to the team and the manager not the fans. They'll find misery somewhere.

Fair enough and very true

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

They've just spent the last 20 odd years sneering and bitching about everything Liverpool do. 

 

They've moaned about Liverpool running down the Anfield area by dithering over a stadium yet they've tried moving away from Goodison repeatedly without giving a thought to what the indecision does to the surrounding area. What have Everton done that is so great for that area what Liverpool failed to do for Anfield?

 

They spent years moaning about Liverpool taking a Victorian park over to either build a new stadium or expand the Anfield road end. Now they want to build on a dock that has world heritage status they want to completely ignore it and get their stadium built at all costs, even if it means the city loses the title. Personally I think it's a load of bollocks but you know for a fact that if Liverpool were doing it they would be going mental. 

 

They moaned about Liverpool taking a NW development loan for the possible stadium in the park. The club paid it back but they are happy to ask the council for money for a stadium and pay for a training ground. 

 

The club tried to furlough the staff in the summer but backtracked. However the peoples club owned by a multimillionaire who lives in Monaco to avoid paying tax stands by and lets two outsourced companies furlough shop staff and catering staff whilst also taking money from their fans for games they cant go to. 

 

They played the plucky underdog card for years having no money and saying they were a proper football club, the last of the Corinthians etc. Yet as soon as someone flashes a bit of money at them they say "we're fucking rich" and it doesnt matter where Uncle Uzzys money comes from. 

 

They've ripped us for years for having Norwegian and Irish fans but now they want loads of foreign fans in Colombia and the USA because of their Instagram signing. 

 

The fucking bellends suck off the Mancs at every opportunity because their hatred for us trumps everything yet they make out they are the original scouse club. 

 

They were screaming for null and void non stop, getting on their high horse about footy being irrelevant but now they arent languishing in 12th they suddenly don't care about people dying. Yet ask them why they can't give you an answer or just call you bitter. 

 

They've got all giddy about getting a song to no1 yet when Liverpool do anything like that its fucking embarrassing and shows we are a "different breed".

 

They will buy footy tops of teams playing Liverpool and have parties if we lose a final but if Liverpool fans laugh or take the piss out of Everton you're an arrogant bitter Kopite. 

 

 

Too a fuckin tee, couldn't have put it better myself

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

30 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Dave Kirby over here.

Fuck off! 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m good.

[index1000]

17 hours ago, sir roger said:

He's a decent lad but he has scored 7 goals with 10 shots this season, so realistically that will tail off sharply.

 

Just in case it doesn't tail off quickly enough I will put him in my Fantasy League team.

I might put him in mine so that will sort the bastard out.

[Harry Squatter]

[halewood pete]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

Just beat me to posting that!hilarious 

[rb14]

17 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Not sure whether he's better with or without the glasses. I'll spend a bit more time deliberating. 

[Vincent Vega]

Good work by The Anfield Wrap.

 

[niallers]

Brazil are playing away in Perú 3 fucking days before the derby! That's a long flight, regardless of how luxurious the plane journey home will be.

[Barrington Womble]

21 minutes ago, niallers said:

Brazil are playing away in Perú 3 fucking days before the derby! That's a long flight, regardless of how luxurious the plane journey home will be.

Will our players be going? Peru isn't on the travel corridors , so surely they'd need to quarantine for 14 days on their return? Or are footballers exempt? 

[niallers]

15 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Will our players be going? Peru isn't on the travel corridors , so surely they'd need to quarantine for 14 days on their return? Or are footballers exempt? 

Pretty sure footballers are exempt as they get tested often.

[Bjornebye]

On 30/09/2020 at 21:45, Stront19m Dog™ said:

How does Calvert-Lewin score so many goals? He's not strong, he's not especially quick, he's not a great dribbler, he's not great in the air. This is up there with the greatest mysteries unknown to mankind.

Sorry mate but thats bollocks. I unfortunately watch pretty much every Everton match because she's a blue and I'd been saying for ages under Silva that all Calvert-Lewin needed was the right service and he will be a goal machine. Under Ferguson they were getting the ball whipped in for him instead of trying to play like the Arsenal ides of the 00's and he was a huge threat. Now he's getting the same and is banging them in. He's class. 

[liverpoolsno9]

41 minutes ago, niallers said:

Brazil are playing away in Perú 3 fucking days before the derby! That's a long flight, regardless of how luxurious the plane journey home will be.

Don’t think the date has been confirmed yet? All the games on the Prem official site are still down as 3pm Sat at the moment, so hopefully be on the Sunday. They’ll have Richarlison and maybe Allan (?) at that game in Peru

 

 Just checked the other fixtures.

Mane plays in Senegal on the Tuesday,

Egypt don’t look like they have a game.

The Country of Blues, Colombia, play on the Wednesday in Chile

 

 so 2 of their big players, Hamez and Richarlison, play on the Wed, will be fucked too and their backups are Championship standard. 

 

[halewood pete]

[Anubis]

Allan, Gomes and Kenny all out tomorrow. Richarlson late fitness test in morning. I’m shocked that Gomes is injured. Shocked.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Allan, Gomes and Kenny all out tomorrow. Richarlson late fitness test in morning. I’m shocked that Gomes is injured. Shocked.

Bit harsh on Gomes like. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, niallers said:

Brazil are playing away in Perú 3 fucking days before the derby! That's a long flight, regardless of how luxurious the plane journey home will be.

Didn't Liverpool and City jointly charter a plane a few years ago to bring players from both teams back from Brazil?

 

I hope we don't do the same with these pissy tramps.

[liverpoolsno9]

3 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

Don’t think the date has been confirmed yet? All the games on the Prem official site are still down as 3pm Sat at the moment, so hopefully be on the Sunday. They’ll have Richarlison and maybe Allan (?) at that game in Peru

 

 Just checked the other fixtures.

Mane plays in Senegal on the Tuesday,

Egypt don’t look like they have a game.

The Country of Blues, Colombia, play on the Wednesday in Chile

 

 so 2 of their big players, Hamez and Richarlison, play on the Wed, will be fucked too and their backups are Championship standard. 

 

 

Just been announced that the Derby is 12;30 kick of on Sat 17th. 

[Harry Squatter]

1 minute ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 

Just been announced that the Derby is 12;30 kick of on Sat 17th. 

They'll be getting ready for the game whilst on the plane.

[dockers_strike]

31 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 

Just been announced that the Derby is 12;30 kick of on Sat 17th. 

It gives the players who are away with internationals only a couple of days to get back and prepare for the game. Now they have the likes of Richarlison, Rodriguez travelling half way around the world, what's the betting this lot will now start kicking off about players not having enough time to get back and prepare after telling us for years to 'suck it up'?

[liverpoolsno9]

Klopp has said by the time they get back, have their Covid test and then have the result in time for the game is very tight. Think we can all assume that none of the South Americans will be playing.