*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, index1000 said:

Fuck me how many sales does it take to get to No1 in the charts now? Looking at this i would suggest about half a dozen

I'd suggest we get a dozen hard-hitting Reds to play YNWA continuously on Spotify and get it to the top of the streaming charts. Get medieval on their ass. 

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

I'd suggest we get a dozen hard-hitting Reds to play YNWA continuously on Spotify and get it to the top of the streaming charts. Get medieval on their ass. 

Already been #1 this year of course.

[El Dangerous]

4 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

Father and bastard son.

Think that’s number 7 in the iTunes chart.

[Mudface]

8 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Already been #1 this year of course.

Has it? Shows you how arsed I am about it.

[Pidge]

Nothing to do with us, it was an NHS single done with Captain Moore.

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Nothing to do with us, it was an NHS single done with Captain Moore.

Ah shit yeah. Weren't there complaints at the time from the bitterest set of football fans as well?

[Chocoholic]

Plus the fact, that if that was done now by LFC fans, it would give the impression somebody actually gives a shit about them being top of iTunes, when in fact it's just an irrelevant laughably pathetic 'look at us' cry for attention which means fuck all. We're only interested in winning games of football and leagues, not pipping Miley Cyrus to a chart-topping position on any particular day.

 

Let them have their 'moment', cringeworthy acclamation that it is. 

 

[Aventus]

22 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Song? There's 3 of them now.

 

There's gonna be murder next week when they drop down the chart a bit and turn from blue to red. 

[DalyanPete]

9 hours ago, belarus said:

 

Classic comedy unlike....

[Aventus]

18 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Ah shit yeah. Weren't there complaints at the time from the bitterest set of football fans as well?

Yeah I remember the absolute lunatics trying to get z cars and blue moon into the charts as their own tribute to the NHS.

[DalyanPete]

8 hours ago, SlugTrail said:

Is this shit supposed to be funny.

Well that comedy genius obviously thinks so, but they are all cunts anyway and not even funny ones

[DalyanPete]

22 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

"Medellin aren't we? eh EH? Medellin aren't we"

 

 

 

Funny shit man

[Chocoholic]

Who is the guy in that pic? I presume he's some crazed Blue, but there's also a distinct look of 'nashinal frunt'* about him.

 

*how it sounds so that's they spell it

[Aventus]

 

[Manny]

3 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

They re the biggest club in the Midlands plus their ground is bigger than Goodison and isn't made of wood.

Yeah there's that as well. Hard to be a massive club when the technology used to build your stadium is pretty much the same as building a Viking longship.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, index1000 said:

Checks out who Sara Matos is gives Angry a thumbs up

She popped up in the Diogo Jota thread.

 

I don't think it's too controversial to say she's attractive.

[magicrat]

11 minutes ago, Manny said:

Yeah there's that as well. Hard to be a massive club when the technology used to build your stadium is pretty much the same as building a Viking longship.

Viking leaders used to get buried in their longships. Same could be said of EFC and Woodison

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

She popped up in the Diogo Jota thread.

 

I don't think it's too controversial to say she's attractive.

Shes got her own thread. 

 

Rightly so and I'll be bumping it regularly. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

It'll be a tough one for them tonight. The linguistic gymnastics required to go from "the Champions League is nothing more than a glorified league cup now anyway" to "yerrrrrssss! We're in the league cup quarter finals" will take some pulling off. 

[Strontium]

How does Calvert-Lewin score so many goals? He's not strong, he's not especially quick, he's not a great dribbler, he's not great in the air. This is up there with the greatest mysteries unknown to mankind.

[sir roger]

He's a decent lad but he has scored 7 goals with 10 shots this season, so realistically that will tail off sharply.

 

Just in case it doesn't tail off quickly enough I will put him in my Fantasy League team.

[cloggypop]

Not sure if it's Ancelotti or the lack of a baying booing crowd but Everton look much improved. 

[3 Stacks]

Calvert-Lewin is clearly athletically gifted. Jumps high, pretty strong and mobile. 

[Remmie]

7 minutes ago, sir roger said:

He's a decent lad but he has scored 7 goals with 10 shots this season, so realistically that will tail off sharply.

 

Just in case it doesn't tail off quickly enough I will put him in my Fantasy League team.

You can't do worse than me, I took out Son the game week he scored 4 and added Thiago for this game week

[Aventus]

19 minutes ago, Stront19m Dog™ said:

How does Calvert-Lewin score so many goals? He's not strong, he's not especially quick, he's not a great dribbler, he's not great in the air. This is up there with the greatest mysteries unknown to mankind.

Decent player.

 

Seems like Carlo has told him not to bother tracking back for the reasons you mentioned. Just hang around the box and when the moment comes just stick the round thing in the rectangle thing. Classic number 9 shit.