*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Mudface]

They need to quickly pick up some of the money they slapped on the table. 

[Scott_M]

It’s Ok, he’s got 93477 trillion followers on Tik-Tok.

[dockers_strike]

38 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

HE’S FAILED THE MEDICAL 

 

Oh please let this be true although I really doubt it is.

[Tj hooker]

Were they using the tried and tested Everton reflex hammer again 

[Anubis]

Rodriguez arriving for post-medical talks..

 

[aws]

A shame if it doesn't happen. The move has classic Everton transfer disaster written all over it. 

[Bjornebye]

He probably didn't take to kindly to Klopp not turning up at the Titanic last night and instead some over the hill wannabe mafia boss trying to flog a dead club to him. 

[johnsusername]

20 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

There’s an article below that states 22 of our 35 players are asthmatic, 5 times higher than the UK's 12% average. Having all these asthmatics enables our players to legally take PEDs. Obviously, in GOT world, this is irrefutable evidence that we were drugged up and the reason Buvac left because he didn’t agree with Klopp on it. 

 

http://backpagefootball.com/why-liverpool-wont-win-the-premier-league-this-season/126313/

 

 

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PaulPowersTash said:

At last the truth is starting to leak out.
They won't be the only club doing it but they have certainly taken to the max.
The media should be absolutely all over this - but as we know there will not
be a squeak. At least we know now. They have drugged their way to the two trophies
they have recently won. Cheats of the highest order.

Its gaining momentum big time. It is hard to suppress the massive wishful thinking here but if this starts to get going they could be tarnished

 

it’s getting swept under the carpet by the ‘Powers that be’..........

 

 

Apart from one article and one Twitter feed, I haven't seen much else. Like the story about them hacking City's computers, it'll all be swept under the carpet and forgotten about in a few weeks.

 

 

 

If a surprising amount are "hypothroid" too, then thyroxine will give you a cover for metabolism enhancing recovery drugs. Note it mentions that the "brains" of the lfc operation had a fall out with herr klopp, before they started this lung busting run in the league a few years back?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 "It is hard to suppress the massive wishful thinking here but..."

 

This should be every Everton fan's motto. Literally none of them can suppress massive wishful thinking even in the most outlandish circumstances. 

[Pete]

I thought every player was randomly tested for ‘medication’ after full time.  

[Davelfc]

22 minutes ago, Pete said:

I thought every player was randomly tested for ‘medication’ after full time.  

They should start randomly testing the bitter fans, they're smoking something over there. 

[Mudface]

26 minutes ago, Pete said:

I thought every player was randomly tested for ‘medication’ after full time.  

Yeah, but The Powers That Be will just alter the results.

[Pete]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

Yeah, but The Powers That Be will just alter the results.

Fair enough. No point arguing with stupidity. They just beat you down and win with experience.  I really hope they go bust very soon. Or at least get relegated this year. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

31 minutes ago, Pete said:

I thought every player was randomly tested for ‘medication’ after full time.  

Probably not the RS. The powers that be are in charge of the testing. 

 

[Edit]

Damn you, Mudface!

[Mudface]

Just now, Pete said:

Fair enough. No point arguing with stupidity. They just beat you down and win with experience.  I really hope they go bust very soon. Or at least get relegated this year. 

Them staying in mid-table purgatory forever more is preferable- relegation might actually give them a fillip and a flying season in the Championship would dispel a lot of the negativity and bitterness.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Probably not the RS. The powers that be are in charge of the testing. 

 

[Edit]

Damn you, Mudface!

Sorry man, you snooze, you lose...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Mudface said:

Them staying in mid-table purgatory forever more is preferable- relegation might actually give them a fillip and a flying season in the Championship would dispel a lot of the negativity and bitterness.

I've said it before, relegation would be their ALT+CTRL+DEL.

 

It would do them the world of good.

[Ne Moe Imya]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

 "It is hard to suppress the massive wishful thinking here but..."

 

This should be every Everton fan's motto. Literally none of them can suppress massive wishful thinking even in the most outlandish circumstances. 

Been a while since I took a Latin class but I propose "Nil Satis Nisi Maximus Wishful Cogitarum"

[cloggypop]

This is very good indeed 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2020/sep/05/can-lost-boy-james-rodriguez-break-the-mould-at-free-spending-everton

[No2]

5 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

This is very good indeed 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2020/sep/05/can-lost-boy-james-rodriguez-break-the-mould-at-free-spending-everton

I like this bit, sums up Everton. 

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They are populated by the Lost Boys of the global game. When the elite will take you no more, there will still be a place in these Neverlands, clubs who will pay the wages of a player at their notional peak, even as time saps at them and reduces their value, even as hunger is spent and the drift into retirement has become inevitable.

[VladimirIlyich]

17 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

This is very good indeed 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2020/sep/05/can-lost-boy-james-rodriguez-break-the-mould-at-free-spending-everton

Fuume incoming. 'A stepping stone?' Ouch!

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The irony of the comments underneath, fuming that Wilson should suggest they might sign promising young players from Benfica, Augsburg or Metz.

 

They've gone too deep down the rabbit hole of signing the big clubs' cast offs to listen to sanity now. 

[Chocoholic]

Hahaha, voodoo dolls and pins focused on Jonathan Wilson.

[rb14]

6 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I've said it before, relegation would be their ALT+CTRL+DEL.

 

It would do them the world of good.

Woahhhhh there just a goddam minute. ALT+CTRL+DEL? Like what the actual fuck? Who on earth presses THAT combo? Seriously, that is bad shit right there. "*Shakes head" alright. 

CTRL+ALT+DEL

This is not negotiable. You need to have a good look at yourself. Jesus. 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That's an unforgivable brainshart. I need to go away and think about what I've done. 

[Mudface]

ALT-F4 would be more apt if the latest gamble doesn't pay off.