*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

54 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Ricket boy has walked free from court. 

 

Let the fume begin in 3,2,1

Done well considering his rickets.

[Anubis]

Think they were hoping he’d be thrown into that prison in The Dark Knight Rises.

[Anubis]

Also Crown Court Judges wear red sashes. Fuckin’ Redshite.

 

[Trumo]

10 hours ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

aaaaannnnd the winner of 'Most Smackable Face' goes to ....

 

That face has been 'smacked' a few times I'm sure.

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

 

That face has been 'smacked' a few times I'm sure.

By every branch on the ugly tree when he fell out of it as a new born brat. 

[Harry Squatter]

6 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Everton aren’t we!

Nil Calibos Nisi release the Kraken

[Lee909]

This went well

 

Even made me warm to Leeds fans for a second. Not like that'll last long but... 

[DalyanPete]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

By every branch on the ugly tree when he fell out of it as a new born brat. 

Should have said rat 

[DalyanPete]

7 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Remember when they thought that they got one over us playing at the new Wembley before us but never winning anything?.

 

Even though they never played at Cardiff when all the finals were moved there.

Remember it well, fuck me they thought it was a major achievement

[The Guest]

Sorry to spoil the fun but that EvertonOslo account is blatantly a red on the wind up.  It always gets an airing every so often but he gave himself away a while ago.

[Anubis]

“Never mind, you’ll have a new ground soon to continue to do fuck all in,” was a great reply, though.

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

“Never mind, you’ll have a new ground soon to continue to do fuck all in,” was a great reply, though.

Gives you an idea how fuckin thick they are.

Spend years telling us, "but you've never won the premier" then pick a fight with someone who can say "but you've never won the premier"

Fuckin tramps.

[Scott_M]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

“Never mind, you’ll have a new ground soon to continue to do fuck all in,” was a great reply, though.

Yeah, I laughed. 
 

The Leeds fan is right though, they are completely pointless. 
 

There was an episode of Boardwalk Empire that resonated with me about Everton. Despite not being as good as his brother, Nucky had Houdini's brother, Hardeen, audition for a chance to have a show in AC.

 

Towards the end of the episode Nucky &

Eli are arguing while Hardeen is flunking his audition in the background. 
 

The argument ended with Nucky basically telling Eli, that like Hardeen without his older, more powerful and more famous brother, nobody would give a fuck about him. 

 

We’re Nucky and Houdini. Everton are Eli

& Hardeen.

[Scott_M]

If The Ev got relegated, apart from us, would anybody notice?

[VladimirIlyich]

Tomorrow its obvious they will be following Bayern,who if they lift the trophy,will go level on six CL titles like the redshite. The shame we will face having only been european champions six times! 

[alles ist gut]

13 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

If The Ev got relegated, apart from us, would anybody notice?

Only MUFC, who would have to find a new dumping ground for their rejects

[aws]

58 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Tomorrow its obvious they will be following Bayern,who if they lift the trophy,will go level on six CL titles like the redshite. The shame we will face having only been european champions six times! 

They'll have five titles and an asterisk. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 minutes ago, aws said:

They'll have five titles and an asterisk. 

Never thought about that. Are all the weirdos who were horny for asterisks before the Premier League was won with no significant rule changes talking the same way about single-leg Champions League ties?

[Remmie]

3 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Never thought about that. Are all the weirdos who were horny for asterisks before the Premier League was won with no significant rule changes talking the same way about single-leg Champions League ties?

Don't forget the league Cup and FA Cup asterisks winners including their bessies Man City

[Barrington Womble]

34 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Don't forget the league Cup and FA Cup asterisks winners including their bessies Man City

I think you'll find man city are effectively champions of England having won the only trophy this season without an asterisk. 

[Remmie]

8 minutes ago, The Gaul said:

I think you'll find man city are effectively champions of England having won the only trophy this season without an asterisk. 

The Ev are about to retain their transfer window trophy

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Remmie said:

The Ev are about to retain their transfer window trophy

Seriously, watch them go after a bunch of Chelsea rejects with all the signings Chelsea have made and they'll suddenly see them as superstars. 

[Remmie]

18 minutes ago, The Gaul said:

Seriously, watch them go after a bunch of Chelsea rejects with all the signings Chelsea have made and they'll suddenly see them as superstars. 

Like Ross Barkley? 

[Barrington Womble]

40 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Like Ross Barkley? 

Hahaha. Barkley and zouma would be their 1st ports of call! But I could see them going in for alonso, loftus-cheek plus mount & odoi (on loan). They're all such Everton type signings. They can have belting YouTube clip, but everyone knows they're shite, failed or a kid at a club who regularly play in the CL and they get this idea getting top 4 cast offs will make them a top 4 team. They'll cost a fortune and all realise their career is over the day they walk into uncle uzzies Finch farm. It started when Moyes was manager with his man u cast off, but they've done the same with Chelsea, arsenal, Barcelona and even picked up from city. 

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, alles ist gut said:

Only MUFC, who would have to find a new dumping ground for their rejects

 

You never know, Sunderland might bounce back to the top flight. They also love spending a fortune on United shite.