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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Your Tuesday morning comedy thread. Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing.....

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/yes-we-won-a-title-this-season.110818/

In fairness, a few of them have got it spot on - if you're not good at keeping the ball, you get desperate to win it back and you either make errors or have a rush of blood to the head.

 

Because we take those ball-retention and accurate-passing PEDs, the situation doesn't arise as often. Also, we tend to gang up on players and harass them into making a mistake, rather than actually tackling. 

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23 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

In fairness, a few of them have got it spot on - if you're not good at keeping the ball, you get desperate to win it back and you either make errors or have a rush of blood to the head.

 

Because we take those ball-retention and accurate-passing PEDs, the situation doesn't arise as often. Also, we tend to gang up on players and harass them into making a mistake, rather than actually tackling. 

We use a special glue on our boots mate 

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3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

We use a special glue on our boots mate 


It should be banned though. The ‘powers that be’ know it’s going on but ‘special dispensation FC win out. If it wasn’t for this special glue, The Ev would be an elite Club, have won at least 3 Champions Leagues, maybe even a Derby. Be playing in a shiny new stadium on the Banks of the Royal Blue Mersey  It’s corruption at the highest level and has been ignored to stop the Ev getting into the ‘Sky 6’. 

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3 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

It's the magnets. Like the ones we use in the goalposts.

Mad how we make the opposition goal bigger depending on the half at Anfield. We change it really slow at half time so no-one notices. We also pump mustard gas into the away dressing room just before kick off thats why we often smash teams in the first 20 minutes at home. 

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It amazes me about their fans seeing as they know their history that they still believe that they built and owned Anfield.

 

One on Twatter responding to a mistake about the Unicorn stadium the other day saying "this will be the third stadium we've built while you play in our old one"

 

Yet it is well known that they left Anfield because of a rent dispute with the owner. First team to own and pay rent on their own stadium. 

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