*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Chairman Meow]

35 minutes ago, Mudface said:

From the sounds of it, they've taken out a loan to repay a loan. That always ends well.

You mean they've consolidated their debts into one easy monthly repayment. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

43 minutes ago, Stickman said:

I see they may have found a replacement for the retiring 35 year old Baines by signing the 36 year old Ivanovic ...To be fair he’s already going to be a star there as he’s scored twice against the red shite 

 

Everton in final stage of talks to sign Branislav Ivanovic

https://tbrfootball.com/report-everton-in-final-stage-of-talks-to-sign-branislav-ivanovic/

 

Ivanovic always reminds me of Spiderman, because he was bitten by a goalscorer and a few weeks later he got the winner in a UEFA Cup Final. 

 

Honestly, though, could they not get a back-up left-back who wouldn't be a burden on their bloated wage bill?

[Anubis]

36 years old. Tremendous. Get it done, Brandalf.

[Pete]

Is it wrong to hope they go bust? 

[scudger99]

"Richarlison is worth more than either Dembele or Sancho."

 

Fucking hell.

The whole Everton team isn't worth what Sancho is.

Fucking dross !

[scudger99]

17 minutes ago, Pete said:

Is it wrong to hope they go bust? 

Would I be a cunt celebrating if they did ?

And I would party like it's 1999......

[Harry Squatter]

Brands is a genius unearthing all these barely known young players. 

 

Ancelotti is just going to go on autopilot til he gets sacked and gets his contract paid out. £14m a season and he has already earned £2.5m for them avoiding relegation. 

 

I think Fat Sam got the same. 

[VladimirIlyich]

15 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Brands is a genius unearthing all these barely known young players. 

 

Ancelotti is just going to go on autopilot til he gets sacked and gets his contract paid out. £14m a season and he has already earned £2.5m for them avoiding relegation. 

 

I think Fat Sam got the same. 

I spot the flaw here. Managers getting bonuses for avoiding relegation but nothing for European qualification? They set the bar high don't they!

[Pete]

17 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Brands is a genius unearthing all these barely known young players. 

 

Ancelotti is just going to go on autopilot til he gets sacked and gets his contract paid out. £14m a season and he has already earned £2.5m for them avoiding relegation. 

 

I think Fat Sam got the same. 

How many managers are they currently paying?  

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Pete said:

How many managers are they currently paying?  

Everybody except the Redshite's manager.

[Harry Squatter]

Ancelotti, Silva and Allardyce. They must have paid off Koeman and Bobby Brown Shoes by now. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

From the sounds of it, they've taken out two loans to repay six loans. That always ends well.

.

[Pete]

35 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Ancelotti, Silva and Allardyce. They must have paid off Koeman and Bobby Brown Shoes by now. 

Even so, paying two ex managers & a current one, plus playing staff, ground staff, tea ladies & no income from fans in the ground...

Good job (for them) there's always three worse teams than them in the league.

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Pete said:

Even so, paying two ex managers & a current one, plus playing staff, ground staff, tea ladies & no income from fans in the ground...

Good job (for them) there's always three worse teams than them in the league.

That can't go on forever. Some promoted teams are getting a foothold and Villa are an historically bigger team than Everton.

[Harry Squatter]

Ancelotti has a contract until 2024, if he gets the bullet they have to pay him £11.5m for each year and then pay a new manager.

 

They haven't had European football for 3 seasons now and their sponsorship deals always stay the same level, some even have ended. Their TV income never rises as they always end up mid table and their stadium income is very limited. Maximum they earn a year is £14m, will fall because of Covid.

[dockers_strike]

Ancelotti wants to sign Immobile from Lazio according to reports. Im sure he does. Im also pretty sure Immobile will be like 'who the fuck are everton?'

[Harry Squatter]

1 minute ago, dockers_strike said:

Ancelotti wants to sign Immobile from Lazio according to reports. Im sure he does. Im also pretty sure Immobile will be like 'who the fuck are everton?'

Lazio are in the Champions League for the first time in a very long time so he will defo want to give that up to play for the 12th best team in England who have never qualified for the Champions League

[Davelfc]

10 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Ancelotti wants to sign Immobile from Lazio according to reports. Im sure he does. Im also pretty sure Immobile will be like 'who the fuck are everton?'

The only time you'll read 'immobile' and 'everton' together, unless it's concerning their attack, defence, midfield, goalkeeper or progress on any new stadium. Oh and I forgot list of trophies since 1995.

[Harry Squatter]

Wonder if Dan Meis will get run over by a tram like Gaudi when he's in his 70s. The new stadium and the Sagrada Familia will probably take the same amount of time to complete.

[Bjornebye]

Always remember, if a blue is giving it the big one, remind them that Celtic are a bigger club. 

[Stickman]

I see bitter blue Sky Sports “reporter” Alan Myers is getting loads of pats on the back for a tweet in which he deliberately leaves out Liverpool by name...I guess it’s the little things that cheer them up so much in these time’s of trouble .

  
@ALANMYERSMEDIA

The Football Association has confirmed Community shield will take place at Wembley Stadium on Saturday 29 August, with the winners of the Premier League taking on either Arsenal or Chelsea following The FA Cup Final this weekend.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/ALANMYERSMEDIA/status/1288412458277896192

 

[dockers_strike]

50 minutes ago, Stickman said:

I see bitter blue Sky Sports “reporter” Alan Myers is getting loads of pats on the back for a tweet in which he deliberately leaves out Liverpool by name...I guess it’s the little things that cheer them up so much in these time’s of trouble .

  
@ALANMYERSMEDIA

The Football Association has confirmed Community shield will take place at Wembley Stadium on Saturday 29 August, with the winners of the Premier League taking on either Arsenal or Chelsea following The FA Cup Final this weekend.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/ALANMYERSMEDIA/status/1288412458277896192

 

This here twatter malarkey, does he have to ok posts before they appear in this thread? Might explain why all of them are licking his arse?

[Barrington Womble]

On 28/07/2020 at 18:16, AngryofTuebrook said:

"Hold on".

 

Is that phrase ever used to describe a good situation?

Salma Hayek wants to hold on to my dick? 

19 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

It's got a real Leeds and H&G feel to it hasn't it? 

[Creator Supreme]

Would it be cruel of me to want us to retain the title next season and they finish bottom?

[Bjornebye]

They played better footy under Duncan Ferguson.