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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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13 minutes ago, Special K said:

They're an absolute irrelevance.

 

We are champions of fucking everything

 

You love to see it

Didn't one of them, a while back,  make a comment about how they sign players from Barcelona and we sign players from Southampton, using the phrase "absolute levels"?

 

They got Mina and Deulofeu, while we had to settle for van Dijk and Mané.

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3 hours ago, johnsusername said:

Ancelotti keeps playing Richarlison on the wing even though he is a decent striker. Can't see him hanging round much longer unless they double his wages (which they might). 

 

They need to be careful with wages.

 

They have by far the highest wage to turnover % in the league.

 

It is something ridiculous like 85%.

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1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Didn't one of them, a while back,  make a comment about how they sign players from Barcelona and we sign players from Southampton, using the phrase "absolute levels"?

 

They got Mina and Deulofeu, while we had to settle for van Dijk and Mané.

I think it was “ we shop at Catalan, you shop at Matalan “ 

 

Like they bought anyone that Barcelona actually wanted to keep and weren’t absolutely desperate to get rid of 

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37 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

God they're twats aren't they? Absolute fucking embarrassments to a man, woman, and babe in arms (when fighting)!

 

Why didn't they send a letter to CAS? What's in it for them? Do they really think Uncle Uzzy is going to come in and buy Neymar and Mbappe for them?

They didn't send a letter because they weren't asked too. Apparently Arsenal organised the letter with the intention of getting signatures from any team that could possibly be affected, ie places 1 to 8 and a chance of European qualification. Arsenal decided stealing the price of a stamp was a step too far considering they robbed them twice in recent times for Iwobi and Walcott.

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9 hours ago, Anubis said:

During the interview he brags about picking a fight with Van Dijk to waste five minutes. Then the ref added five minutes on at the end, Pickford went full Pickford, and Origi scored in the last few seconds. Everton lost.

 

Naturally the Bloos are wanking over him.

A football genius

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So the Bloos swap owners from Red to Blue Mancs. And it’s nice to see City pick them out of the animal rescue shelter and bring them home.

 

And now, some comedy to start your morning with a smile.

 

Zatara

Zatara

Player Valuation: £70m
20 years old and back to back season of double digit goals and assists. He had 17 and 17 in the league this year. Take off the Everton goggles and come back to reality. Richarlison is definitely someone we should expect a lot of money for, 80m would be my minimum, but Sancho will go for 9 digits
He plays in Germany for Dortmund. 

Richarlison plays in England for Everton.

See the difference? Richarlison up top for Dortmund would hit 30+ goals...out wide 20+.

Theres absolutely no way hes worth more money. Theres no comparison.

Whether United offer £100mil for him is their business...young English player to fit their new model.

Dembele went to Barca for €135mil...was he worth it? Nope.

Richarlison is worth more than either Dembele or Sancho.

If Barca/Real had money this summer and we asked £150mil they would both come very close to that.
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I see they may have found a replacement for the retiring 35 year old Baines by signing the 36 year old Ivanovic ...To be fair he’s already going to be a star there as he’s scored twice against the red shite 

 

Everton in final stage of talks to sign Branislav Ivanovic

https://tbrfootball.com/report-everton-in-final-stage-of-talks-to-sign-branislav-ivanovic/

 

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12 minutes ago, Stickman said:

I see they may have found a replacement for the retiring 35 year old Baines by signing the 36 year old Ivanovic ...To be fair he’s already going to be a star there as he’s scored twice against the red shite 

 

Everton in final stage of talks to sign Branislav Ivanovic

https://tbrfootball.com/report-everton-in-final-stage-of-talks-to-sign-branislav-ivanovic/

 

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1 hour ago, Anubis said:

So the Bloos swap owners from Red to Blue Mancs. And it’s nice to see City pick them out of the animal rescue shelter and bring them home.

 

And now, some comedy to start your morning with a smile.

 

Zatara

Zatara

Player Valuation: £70m
20 years old and back to back season of double digit goals and assists. He had 17 and 17 in the league this year. Take off the Everton goggles and come back to reality. Richarlison is definitely someone we should expect a lot of money for, 80m would be my minimum, but Sancho will go for 9 digits
He plays in Germany for Dortmund. 

Richarlison plays in England for Everton.

See the difference? Richarlison up top for Dortmund would hit 30+ goals...out wide 20+.

Theres absolutely no way hes worth more money. Theres no comparison.

Whether United offer £100mil for him is their business...young English player to fit their new model.

Dembele went to Barca for €135mil...was he worth it? Nope.

Richarlison is worth more than either Dembele or Sancho.

If Barca/Real had money this summer and we asked £150mil they would both come very close to that.

To be fair, £150 million is about the going rate for a 15 goal a season striker. Everton, winning the imaginary transfer window already.

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