*Shakes head* Everton again.

[dockers_strike]

DaveK telling the deluded masses how it is. Never thought Id see that day but here it is!

[johnsusername]

Just now, dockers_strike said:

DaveK telling the deluded masses how it is. Never thought Id see that day but here it is!

I'll be keeping a close eye all night, they're on the brink of mutiny. Mutiny on a sinking ship. A wooden ship, at that. 

[scudger99]

1 minute ago, johnsusername said:

I'll be keeping a close eye all night, they're on the brink of mutiny. Mutiny on a sinking ship. A wooden ship, at that. 

All aboard the good ship BlooShack......

[johnsusername]

Someone on there reckons Moshiri has spent £1.2bn - that can't be right, surely?

[aws]

49 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Lost their proud 7 month home unbeaten record in all competitions..

Formidable opponents though.

[Harry Squatter]

45 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Wasted his career. 

Ironically he left Wigan to win trophies but had he stayed he would have won more at Wigan. Also Bobby Brown Shoes.

[Tj hooker]

My brother ( an Evertonian) has just told me that the last time they won at home on the last day was against Wimbledon in that rigged game back in 1994 I've got no idea if it's true. but it would be amazing if it was 

[johnsusername]

The thing is if they'd won today (against relegation fodder) they'd have strode into the summer like they were going to win the treble next season. 

[Vincent Vega]

They got 10 points out of a possible 24 against the bottom four.

 

3 points against Norwich 

6 points against Watford 

0 points against Bournemouth 

1 point against Villa 

[Tj hooker]

2 or 3 signings and suddenly our heads will be falling off again they will have won the transfer window again and the power shift will be back on no doubt,  rinse and repeat for next season. 

[Harry Squatter]

The gap is getting bigger every year. On and off the pitch.

[Vincent Vega]

Pickford trending on Twitter. I think it’s dawned on them that he’s a bit shit.

 

 

[johnsusername]

14 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

They got 10 points out of a possible 24 against the bottom four.

 

3 points against Norwich 

6 points against Watford 

0 points against Bournemouth 

1 point against Villa 

Lad, they won the "won more points off Watford than Liverpool did" trophy lad. My head's falling off lad.

 

Just knowing this has ruined my league winning season - how are we meant to compete with this brave bunch of mercenaries, the world's best manager, a brand new stadium on the banks of the royal blue Mersey, and a club owner who knows what it means to spend his own vast fortune to get to the top? 

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

Step up from a purple dildo.

To be fair the dildo always made me chuckle 

46 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

The thing is if they'd won today (against relegation fodder) they'd have strode into the summer like they were going to win the treble next season. 

I love the bloos after they win again. It's like Shakespeare knew about Everton when he said "hoisted on their own petard". 

17 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Lad, they won the "won more points off Watford than Liverpool did" trophy lad. My head's falling off lad.

 

Just knowing this has ruined my league winning season - how are we meant to compete with this brave bunch of mercenaries, the world's best manager, a brand new stadium on the banks of the royal blue Mersey, and a club owner who knows what it means to spend his own vast fortune to get to the top? 

I'm wondering how long it will take them to figure out we finished on 99 points and then somehow make to 2 points we dropped at woodison be the ones that cost us the best record of all time! 

[Trumo]

49 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

My brother ( an Evertonian) has just told me that the last time they won at home on the last day was against Wimbledon in that rigged game back in 1994 I've got no idea if it's true. but it would be amazing if it was 

 

Nil Segers Nisi Home Win On The Last Day.

[VladimirIlyich]

37 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

Nil Segers Nisi Home Win On The Last Day.

Nil Coach Fire Nisi Segers Belly Flop.

[TheDrowningMan]

1 hour ago, Tj hooker said:

My brother ( an Evertonian) has just told me that the last time they won at home on the last day was against Wimbledon in that rigged game back in 1994 I've got no idea if it's true. but it would be amazing if it was 

It’s completely false, but maybe that was the last time they had anything interesting to watch at Goodson on the final day.

[Strontium]

3 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Baines has announced his retirement from football.

 

He retired from football in 2007.

[Harry Squatter]

7 minutes ago, Stront19m Dog™ said:

 

He retired from football in 2007.

 

[Harry Squatter]

[Tony Moanero]

 

[an tha]

He's dead to them now.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

19 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

That's another one on their list of enemies.

 

[Chocoholic]

Match of the Day commentator says "Pickford deceived" as he lets in the 3rd goal.

 

No, mate, he's just utter shit!

[an tha]

Short window for them to hail themselves as having the best transfer window and proclaiming the powershift is really on this coming season.