*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Stickman]

Another first..........Kind of
 

@BBCMOTD

Both Everton and Aston Villa scored with their only shots on target. That's the first time that has happened in a Premier League game since Dec. 2014.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Stickman said:

Not sure what T-Rex is up to here....

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/SkySportsPL/status/1283831843566034944

It's an impressive dive away from the ball.

[dockers_strike]

Memo to other football clubs: Sunderland AFC do not tend to produce outstanding keepers. Be warned.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

24 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Memo to other football clubs: Sunderland AFC do not tend to produce outstanding keepers. Be warned.

I'm quite proud to have called that when they first signed this dope and even some of our fans were enviously saying it was quite a coup for the Bloos.

 

A keeper in a shitty relegation team is going to face a million shots every week, so he's bound to make enough saves for an impressive-looking highlights reel. Doesn't mean he'll have what it takes in a team that's aiming higher. 

[Mudface]

21 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I'm quite proud to have called that when they first signed this dope and even some of our fans were enviously saying it was quite a coup for the Bloos.

 

A keeper in a shitty relegation team is going to face a million shots every week, so he's bound to make enough saves for an impressive-looking highlights reel. Doesn't mean he'll have what it takes in a team that's aiming higher. 

It's just sensible long term planning, at some point Pickford will be shit enough to drag them into a relegation battle, which is when he comes into his own. 

 

[niallers]

What's the outrage level at tonight on the plethora of forums that the orc hordes spew their vile on? I'll be very disappointed that the Leeds fans actions aren't being vociferously denounced as I type. 

[DalyanPete]

On 16/07/2020 at 22:27, Doctor Troy said:

 

 

Born not manufactured 

Funny as fuckity fuck fella, 

[VladimirIlyich]

17 hours ago, Mudface said:

It's just sensible long term planning, at some point Pickford will be shit enough to drag them into a relegation battle, which is when he comes into his own. 

 

Versus Big Nev who kept them out of a relegation battle and was worth 10-15 points a season when they actually won the league. 

[halewood pete]

On 28/06/2020 at 14:31, Nelly-Torres said:

This is the lad in the Everton kit. A totally innocent party. 

 

 

Apologies for my post then,took it at face value

[El Dangerous]

21 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I'm quite proud to have called that when they first signed this dope and even some of our fans were enviously saying it was quite a coup for the Bloos.

 

A keeper in a shitty relegation team is going to face a million shots every week, so he's bound to make enough saves for an impressive-looking highlights reel. Doesn't mean he'll have what it takes in a team that's aiming higher. 

If anything you want to sign a keeper who doesn’t have to make fancy saves every game. Give me some boring cunt who stands in the right position for the ball to be safely blasted straight at him and can organise a defence over the impressive shot stopping abilities of most relegated keepers.
 

Actually fuck that, give me Alisson.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

15 hours ago, El Dangerous said:

If anything you want to sign a keeper who doesn’t have to make fancy saves every game. Give me some boring cunt who stands in the right position for the ball to be safely blasted straight at him and can organise a defence over the impressive shot stopping abilities of most relegated keepers.
 

Actually fuck that, give me Alisson.

It's like when people start drooling over defenders who make dramatic last-minute tackles; if you're really good, you almost never have to do that.

[El Dangerous]

And don’t get me started on Brave Scotty Parker.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

50 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

It's like when people start drooling over defenders who make dramatic last-minute tackles; if you're really good, you almost never have to do that.

We had one of them. Certainly no Sami that’s for sure. A’hmmm.

[Chocoholic]

All's not lost for this season. They've still got a small goal difference lead over Southampton in the race for bottom half champions, with coincidentally, both playing Sheffield Utd and Bournemouth in their last two matches. 

 

Bournemouth V Southampton.     Bournemouth are crap, away win for Saints.

Sheffield Utd V Everton               Sheffield have beaten Spurs, Wolves & Chelsea at home since the return. Blades win

 

 

Final games

Everton V Bournemouth             Pity Bournemouth are crap, even Everton could win this one.

Southampton V Sheffield Utd      Southampton unbeaten in 5, including win v City. Home win

 

Well, well, if Southampton win both of theirs, the Bloos are going to have to match their results to win the bottom half trophy. A tough ask given their game against Sheffield Utd. Can they beat the odds and a rigged fixture list*?

 

*IfItHadntBeenForHavingToPlaySheffieldUtdAwayOnTheSecondLastGameOfTheSeason

[niallers]

17 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

All's not lost for this season. They've still got a small goal difference lead over Southampton in the race for bottom half champions, with coincidentally, both playing Sheffield Utd and Bournemouth in their last two matches. 

 

Bournemouth V Southampton.     Bournemouth are crap, away win for Saints.

Sheffield Utd V Everton               Sheffield have beaten Spurs, Wolves & Chelsea at home since the return. Blades win

 

 

Final games

Everton V Bournemouth             Pity Bournemouth are crap, even Everton could win this one.

Southampton V Sheffield Utd      Southampton unbeaten in 5, including win v City. Home win

 

Well, well, if Southampton win both of theirs, the Bloos are going to have to match their results to win the bottom half trophy. A tough ask given their game against Sheffield Utd. Can they beat the odds and a rigged fixture list*?

 

*IfItHadntBeenForHavingToPlaySheffieldUtdAwayOnTheSecondLastGameOfTheSeason

Do pace goals count in this race or is that only for our goals?

[Harry Squatter]

At least Currys and Argos will get a deluge of orders from Thursday onwards.

[El Dangerous]

The Brighthouse in Rhyl will singlehandedly boost the economy out of impending recession.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

This is brilliant.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53431020

 

Quote

 

"I started watching the Premier League in 2013 when it was shown a lot at the recording studio we were using in New York," he explained. "I'd always watched football when I was a kid, but I didn't have a favourite English team.

"I got home after recording had finished, and kept watching, but I needed a team to root for. I didn't just want to go for a 'money' team - one of the best sides, who are always going to win - so I looked at the table and picked the teams who were ninth, 10th and 11th, and decided it was going to be one of them.

"Those teams were Aston Villa, West Brom and Everton. I watched them all play a game in turn before picking one, and the last team I saw were Everton. They played in the same colour blue I wore as a kid for my baseball team when we won the state championship and I just knew straight away they were my team.

"When I watched them, the feeling grew and grew. I like a team without an ego who, when they win, it really feels like something - and it still does. I didn't realise until I saw Everton play that I was always an Everton fan, i just didn't know it."

 

 

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

This is brilliant.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53431020

 

 

Where to start with that.  Mind you having a choice between the Bitters, Baggies and Villa does seem to be a vision of hell 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

This is brilliant.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53431020

 

 

Yeah its this fella. Very understandable. 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

Born.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The T stands for The.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I overhead a bit of the build-up to their game earlier. Kelly Cates was pointing out that they've spent massive amounts and they've got fuck all to show for it. 

 

About time people started mentioning that. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

25 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I overhead a bit of the build-up to their game earlier. Kelly Cates was pointing out that they've spent massive amounts and they've got fuck all to show for it. 

 

About time people started mentioning that. 

I've just checked and since Moyes left they've spent over £450 million.  They finished 5th once and... well, that's it.

[scudger99]

46 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I overhead a bit of the build-up to their game earlier. Kelly Cates was pointing out that they've spent massive amounts and they've got fuck all to show for it. 

 

About time people started mentioning that. 

They've got something to show for that money.

A squad full of absolute dross and a manager stuffing his pension pillow full to bursting while not improving the aforementioned squad full of dross one little bit.

Great stuff !