*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Strontium]

They can put that piece of charred astroturf in the trophy room next to the cuckoo clock, that's the real league title. 

[Bjornebye]

Fair play to Luke Garrett here hahaha

 

 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

41 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fair play to Luke Garrett here hahaha

 

 

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

Formbyblue seems like he's a bit of a cunt. 

Thought we only talked about the past. Also, Formby fucks squirrels.

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

They can put that piece of charred astroturf in the trophy room next to the cuckoo clock, that's the real league title. 

 

Nil Grass Nisi Astroturf.

[Harry Squatter]

You can't be an Evertonain unless you have the photo of Gerrard in an Everton kit saved on your phone and the David Conn article memorized word for word in your head.

[Pete]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Thought we only talked about the past. Also, Formby fucks squirrels.

Yeah but aren’t they Red Squirrels? Been a long time but sure my grandparents took me years ago. 

[an tha]

The next best thing to the joy we are all feeling now is knowing the level of hurt they are experiencing now.

[deiseach]

27 minutes ago, Pete said:

Yeah but aren’t they Red Squirrels? Been a long time but sure my grandparents took me years ago. 

When Squirrels Are Grey. 

[deiseach]

15 minutes ago, an tha said:

The next best thing to the joy we are all feeling now is knowing the level of hurt they are experiencing now.

 

[Harry Squatter]

4 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Fabian Delph. Cancelled. 

He's gone full Koeman there has Delph.

[Stickman]

Big Uncle Joe has (allegedly) spoken to Moshiri via his hotline regarding the stadium and it’s still good to go ...So hopefully that might calm them down a bit....

 

Liverpool mayor Joe Anderson delivers positive Everton stadium news after Dan Meis exit

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-mayor-joe-anderson-delivers-18517532.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

[Stickman]

5 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Big Uncle Joe has (allegedly) spoken to Moshiri via his hotline regarding the stadium and it’s still good to go ...So hopefully that might calm them down a bit....

 

Liverpool mayor Joe Anderson delivers positive Everton stadium news after Dan Meis exit

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-mayor-joe-anderson-delivers-18517532.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

Forget that bit about calming them down....

 

Liverpool WILL remain as champions even if the rest of the Premier League season is curtailed, CEO Richard Masters confirms - despite clubs failing to agree on a way to decide the table if the campaign cannot finish

 

..

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Pete said:

Yeah but aren’t they Red Squirrels? Been a long time but sure my grandparents took me years ago. 

That why he fucks them.

[sir roger]

6 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Fabian Delph. Cancelled. 

Lee Nobes is one of our physios and was previously at City for years , so I've no doubt he knows Delph very well indeed.

[Harry Squatter]

[Harry Squatter]

On the phone to the bizzies by Vincent Van Gogh. 

[Tony Moanero]

Squirrels are boss.

[Curly]

6 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

They can put that piece of charred astroturf in the trophy room next to the cuckoo clock, that's the real league title. 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Stickman said:

Big Uncle Joe has (allegedly) spoken to Moshiri via his hotline regarding the stadium and it’s still good to go ...So hopefully that might calm them down a bit....

 

Liverpool mayor Joe Anderson delivers positive Everton stadium news after Dan Meis exit

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-mayor-joe-anderson-delivers-18517532.amp?__twitter_impression=true

 

"It's not necessarily an update..."

 

Indeed.  You've got to allow the sad meffs to close their eyes and go to their imaginary happy place because they can't cope with reality right now.

[Harry Squatter]

They are slacking usually it's a day or two after we win something or have a good result. I suppose the attack on the Liver building has kept them happy for a few days though. 

[Barrington Womble]

28 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

They are slacking usually it's a day or two after we win something or have a good result. I suppose the attack on the Liver building has kept them happy for a few days though. 

Exactly, they managed to run that story till Monday! Then get out a stadium "update" before they play again.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Squirrels are nuts.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Squirrels are boss.

Everton’s 2 favourites are

 

Chip (on our shoulder) &

Dale (never be classy & dignified like us)