*Shakes head* Everton again.

[DalyanPete]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Weird thing is (and anyone from the city will attest to this) he absolutely looks like a blue. You'd see him in the pub and before he even opened his mouth you'd know he was a blue. Mind you I doubt he would open his mouth in public. Keyboard warrior. Probably 6 foot 4 in real life (By real life I mean his character in Fortnite) 

Attested m'lud. A fuckin rat

[manwiththestick]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Weird thing is (and anyone from the city will attest to this) he absolutely looks like a blue. You'd see him in the pub and before he even opened his mouth you'd know he was a blue. Mind you I doubt he would open his mouth in public. Keyboard warrior. Probably 6 foot 4 in real life (By real life I mean his character in Fortnite) 

I do play that game to myself and found I have a good radar for spotting a blue. Like you said sometimes they need not even speak.

[Stickman]

They’re proper celebrating on Twitter first the City result now Werner signing for Chelsea they say these things come in three’s, was going to think it might be Sunday but it will probably be Utd winning tomorrow 

They’re a weird easily pleased bunch  

 

[manwiththestick]

3 minutes ago, Stickman said:

They’re proper celebrating on Twitter first the City result now Werner signing for Chelsea they say these things come in three’s, was going to think it might be Sunday but it will probably be Utd winning tomorrow 

They’re a weird easily pleased bunch  

 

It is wasn't for the pissing down rain today Rhyl would be rocking with all the furloughs having their pre derby street parties with their flags out.

[dockers_strike]

4 minutes ago, Stickman said:

They’re proper celebrating on Twitter first the City result now Werner signing for Chelsea they say these things come in three’s, was going to think it might be Sunday but it will probably be Utd winning tomorrow 

They’re a weird easily pleased bunch  

 

Unbridled relief on their part. Hope the boys bring them crashing down to earth with a good beating on Sunday.

 

They keep trotting out this "Liverpool ashamed of nothing, offended by everything," funny, from where Im standing it looks like everton fans who are ashamed of nothing and always offended.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Go on mate?

We are only here to make up the numbers (rough translation).

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

plures sunt ibi usque ad nos

The language everybody spoke last time those pricks won a trophy.

[Barrington Womble]

6 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

I do play that game to myself and found I have a good radar for spotting a blue. Like you said sometimes they need not even speak.

None of them ever need to speak, they just need to have someone phone them. 

[Leyton388]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

This lads bird is definitely shagging reds behind his back

 

 

matty1878

Player Valuation: £70m

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Blackwell Livermore said:

They're waay more obsessed about us.

I utterly despise them. But they really really do have a bad obsession with us

 

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The lads bird is definitely pegging him. 

[Harry Squatter]

[manwiththestick]

21 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

No titles at Goodison? Fucking hell, you don't need to tell anyone that.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Everton should be called the Werewolves, totally allergic to silver.

[scudger99]

While it would have been marvellous to seal the Premiership at their shithole just for the nuclear levels of fume, there's something ill fitting about waiting 30 years just to win it at the footballing equivalent of Groundskeeper Willie's shack.

The next best thing for me is to slap them cockeyed on Sunday night and leave us that one win away from glory. 

That'll still boil their piss nicely.

[sir roger]

10 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

I do play that game to myself and found I have a good radar for spotting a blue. Like you said sometimes they need not even speak.

If you call out an overweight, shaven-headed plumber with a bad attitude in Liverpool you will never go five minutes without Z Cars issuing from his arse pocket.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

13 minutes ago, sir roger said:

If you call out an overweight, shaven-headed plumber with a bad attitude in Liverpool you will never go five minutes without Z Cars issuing from his arse pocket.

Was his name Damien by any chance?

[Anubis]

10 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

No titles at Goodison? Fucking hell, you don't need to tell anyone that.

Yeah, I read it and thought it was a bit of an own goal as well.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Yeah, I read it and thought it was a bit of an own goal as well.

Worthy of Sandy Brown, Leighton Baines  or Phil Neville.

[coachpotato]

17 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

No, you’ll have to look elsewhere for one of those Blueshite.

Like across Stanley Park maybe?

[Leyton388]

Another proud Everton first. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Was his name Damien by any chance?

Was it haha.

[Leyton388]

When your greatest club achievement is ‘dribbling’ past a player. We literally recalled Nathaniel Phillips just to pocket him in the FA cup for one game then sent him back to Stuttgart.

[lifetime fan]

On 18/06/2020 at 12:22, Bjornebye said:

This lads bird is definitely shagging reds behind his back

 

 

matty1878

Player Valuation: £70m

Monday at 9:57 AM

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Blackwell Livermore said:

They're waay more obsessed about us.

I utterly despise them. But they really really do have a bad obsession with us

 

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Reckon that’s our Tony B taking the piss? 

[Harry Squatter]

[Leyton388]

Lad I was walking past this Redshite shop and starting throwing bricks and windmills everywhere.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

How is that shop even in business?  Everyone knows that the city's all Bloo and the only Reds are Norwegian/Irish/Cockney tourists.

 

Or maybe they've all been put on the 79 when they ask Bloos in Town for directions to Analfield?