*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I still think we should delete this thread and consign them to the same status of every other shite side that makes up the numbers. Let them wallow in their own bile. 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I still think we should delete this thread and consign them to the same status of every other shite side that makes up the numbers. Let them wallow in their own bile. 

Where else would Doctor Troy be able to vent? 

[Harry Squatter]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Where else would Doctor Troy be able to vent? 

Yes. This is the funniest thread on the internet. No way is it getting deleted. 

[Harry Squatter]

15 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I still think we should delete this thread and consign them to the same status of every other shite side that makes up the numbers. Let them wallow in their own bile. 

I agree that they are a total insignificance football wise but their fans are comedy gold.  At least other clubs who have won nothing for years know their place. Evertonians seem to think they are as big as Real Madrid or Barcelona but have the misfortune to play in a wooden shed and everyone is constantly conspiring against them to stop them being a global superpower.

[dockers_strike]

38 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I still think we should delete this thread and consign them to the same status of every other shite side that makes up the numbers. Let them wallow in their own bile. 

Yes, I agree. Im sure some of theirs infiltrate this forum and its 1800+ pages is just grist to their mill. Lock the thread, Dave!

[Pete]

They need help. 

[Jurgens Red Army]

Best thread ever this, it’s the first one I come to when I log on.

[Thoth]

2 minutes ago, Bridgey said:

Best thread ever this, it’s the first one I come to when I log on.

You clearly haven’t visited the celebrity tits out thread then 

[Harry Squatter]

The Brick ignoring the redshite government advice.

 

[Mudface]

I like that they have to have 'We Are Not Bitter' in massive font, just to make sure no one thinks they are by mistake or something.

[A_S]

4 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

I agree that they are a total insignificance football wise but their fans are comedy gold.  At least other clubs who have won nothing for years know their place. Evertonians seem to think they are as big as Real Madrid or Barcelona but have the misfortune to play in a wooden shed and everyone is constantly conspiring against them to stop them being a global superpower.

See, if this thread didn't exist, then neither would posts like this! 

 

As an outsider looking in, reading up on Evertonian antics in the real world is bloody hilarious!

[Bjornebye]

A six foot sign saying "We are not Bitter" on the wall next to an Everton shirt with a shite joke from the mid-70's about us. 

 

No lads, not bitter at all. Fucking thick cunts. The baldy bastard will be singing sweet caroline and in-between versus no doubt shouting stuff like "Fuck the redshite" "god bless corona" "me maa works midnight till 4am on the dock road" 

[A_S]

12 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Brick ignoring the redshite government advice.

 

Spot the reds in the comments:

 

[Thoth]

31 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

The Brick ignoring the redshite government advice.

 

That wiring looks proper dodgy

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

2 minutes ago, Thoth said:

That wiring looks proper dodgy

They’ll be in trouble if there’s a fire as apparently they wouldn’t allow any red cable in the place. See the disco light sneaked in though.

[Captain Turdseye]

6 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Liverpool One has been added to the boycott list. 

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/liverpool_one/status/1240656961487716353

 

6 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Im glad I'm banned. A good few of them pointless fucking meffs would be getting told to fuck right off. 

You’re banned from Liverpool One? I didn’t even know they had cats in there. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Caution! Blueshite trope:

 

 

 

 

Disgruntledgoat

Player Valuation: £50m

 

Player Thread S

My mother (kopite, thinks the Beatles were better pre drugs) called me to tell me about this... then acted all shocked when i called her a gobshite.

You'd think she'd be used to it by now.

 

 

then he smacked her in the face etc etc...

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

"Hey everyone, ignore the government advice and pile into our pub!"

 

Also: 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

55 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

"Hey everyone, ignore the government advice and pile into our pub!"

 

Also: 

Evertonian playing the blame game while acting like a cunt shocker.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

20 hours ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Caution! Blueshite trope:

 

 

 

 

Disgruntledgoat

Player Valuation: £50m

 

Player Thread S

My mother (kopite, thinks the Beatles were better pre drugs) called me to tell me about this... then acted all shocked when i called her a gobshite.

You'd think she'd be used to it by now.

 

 

then he smacked her in the face etc etc...

 

 

What am I missing? What did his mum call to tell him about?

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

26 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

What am I missing? What did his mum call to tell him about?

Probably those despicable DJs all playing YNWA. Cunts they are, won’t they think of the Evertonians.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

“ Was in work yesterday writing a letter to UEFA over them not cancelling the season and that song came on, I immediately rammed my pen into my ears till I could not hear a thing. Went to the hospital and they said I would be deaf for life and also why I didn’t just switch off the radio. I said I was better off deaf in case that ever came on again. As I walked out of the hospital saw a Redshite and lip read him singing it, I stabbed him in the throat with my pen and just went for a pint in the Brick. Better deaf than Red. “

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

What am I missing? What did his mum call to tell him about?

Told him his tea was ready. Fucking redshite bitch.

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

“ Was in work yesterday writing a letter to UEFA over them not cancelling the season and that song came on, I immediately rammed my pen into my ears till I could not hear a thing. Went to the hospital and they said I would be deaf for life and also why I didn’t just switch off the radio. I said I was better off deaf in case that ever came on again. As I walked out of the hospital saw a Redshite and lip read him singing it, I stabbed him in the throat with my pen and just went for a pint in the Brick. Better deaf than Red. “

"The nurse that tended to my wound was from Trondheim. She asked me where the soup kitchens are so she could volunteer. I told her to walk to the pier head and take 10 steps forward hahaha. Stupid bitch. Then she shot a kid right in-front of me. Rat club "

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

“ Was in work yesterday writing a letter to UEFA over them not cancelling the season and that song came on, I immediately rammed my pen into my ears till I could not hear a thing. Went to the hospital and they said I would be deaf for life and also why I didn’t just switch off the radio. I said I was better off deaf in case that ever came on again. As I walked out of the hospital saw a Redshite and lip read him singing it, I stabbed him in the throat with my pen and just went for a pint in the Brick. Better deaf than Red. “

On the way out there were 3 ambulances with Coronavirus victims in them but a load of Kopites were rocking them making sure no one could get out whilst singing Munich songs and pissing all over medical staff who came out to stop them.

 

When I threatened to batter them all at once they all spoke Norwegian so I told them to get on a bus to the Wirral.