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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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5 hours ago, Reckoner said:

My mate said and he does media studies.

 

5 hours ago, Johnlj said:

We go the pub, that's what we do. 

 

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Was he drinking in the Dispensary.

 

2 hours ago, Reckoner said:

I don’t get how apparently everyone hates us yet are willing to conspire to help us 

Absolutely loving the responses to this.

 

It's mad how much fun you can have with just one deluded Bloo bellend.

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16 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

I'd like to think we'd give Everton a guard of honour, and I think we would. It would be a gracious thing to do. However, the powers that be at Everton are as bitter as the fans so i doubt they'd do it. 

A guard of honour and put flowers on their grave, least we could do

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19 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

I'd like to think we'd give Everton a guard of honour, and I think we would. It would be a gracious thing to do. However, the powers that be at Everton are as bitter as the fans so i doubt they'd do it. 

Once Usmanov slaps the money on the table and they move to their brand new stadium we might have to sooner rather than later.

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2 hours ago, dockers_strike said:

Well, we've already won it bar the shouting. In my very humble opinion! But I know what you mean. A lot of folk seem to be getting mixed up with where the title is officially won and when we get our hands on the trophy.

 

Officially, no one has to give the Champions a guard of honour. That's just crept in recently.

 

It doesnt matter where the title is actually won, the Champions can specify when and where they want the trophy presentation to take place. That could be anywhere, on the steps of St George's Hall, at an oppos ground or at their home ground.

 

The reality is, Liverpool will want it presented at Anfield. Even if it is 'won' with 6 or 7 games to go, Im also pretty sure Jurgen will only want it presented at the last home game of the season and, I suspect after the final whistle.

 

We're gonna have a party that day.

Last game against the chavs and after what happened in 2014 it will be perfect that those twats have to give us s guard of honour.

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7 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

Wonder where his mate got his sports science degree? Did he buy it online from trump university or something? Silly old me thought the point of PEDs was not to enhance your performance the moment you take them like a couple of lines of coke boost your night out and some Viagra gets your cock going for 12 hours, but instead it's to help you train in a way that allows you to build the strength/speed etc you would not otherwise be able to do, hence why sports men and women get tested out of season as well as in season and why they need to make themselves available at all times and not just on match day. They really are fucking mental Evertonians. Maybe klopp is injecting coke into the half time oranges, which is why we get so many late goals? My mate who works for Delta and has all the street rats grafting in his cabs says he's seen the pattern. 

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Hendo taking his Bavarian-supplied drugs just before he walks out onto the field against Salzburg.

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3 hours ago, johnsusername said:

I'd like to think we'd give Everton a guard of honour, and I think we would. It would be a gracious thing to do. However, the powers that be at Everton are as bitter as the fans so i doubt they'd do it. 

They would follow tradition.  The Boo boys would make a bit of a racket mind.

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23 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

Shit, one of the mentalists on GOT has a mate that’s got a Sports Science degree. He’s noticed a pattern in our performances. It looks like our PEDS can only be sourced at home or Austria and Germany. Jurgen needs to get better dealers................

 

 

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Speaking to my mate last night in the pub. The game was on in the background, basically all the Liverpool fans in the pub are ones who have never been to Anfield or are of a certain age who went "home and away" for year but for some reason stopped going about 25 years ago and now never bother even when they get given tickets on a plate. 

Anyway, my mate did a Sports Science degree and reckons they are definitely taking some form of performance enhancing drugs. 

He us convinced that their results in Europe last year show a pattern.

They didn't win a game away in the Champions League last year apart from Porto who are useless and Bayern. They were easily beaten by Napoli, PSG, Red Star and Barcelona. My mate is convinced that the only reason they beat a decent Bayern so convincingly is that Klopp must know someone in Germany who either brings them the gear or makes it there. 

Every home game the were able to batter teams into submission or significantly out run them after having hard league games. Milner was still charging round like a 21 year old in injury time against Barcelona.

Might sound a bit far fetched but even in the final they looked completely shattered after 60 minutes. They also got a nice helping hand (literally) off Spurs and got another penalty in the first minute.

Even this season they were again beaten easily by Napoli, Genk would get beaten by most mid table Premier League teams yet in the final game against Salzburg they managed to turn it on against a team who have easy games most weeks and dont have to put in massive effort every week. The conspiracy theorist that my mate is reckons they somehow got hold of these PEDs as Austria is next to Germany. 

Even the World Club Championship they had 2 hard games that they laboured through but as soon as they land back in the UK they are able to outperform a Leicester team who had been in good form and batter them 4-0 despite them having a longer rest and no 7 hour flight.


I have a sports science degree, and Im crying with laughter here.

 

Ive seen many ridiculous conspiracies, but this one tops them all.

 

 

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Big club throwing their weight around....

 

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Market rates for business financing are a known variable. As a result, we have a pretty good idea of what it will cost. We're not going to pay for it with, say, the naming rights and if we try we'll have the Prem and UEFA breathing down our necks. We already have the Prem looking into the option on the naming rights and awaiting our filing.
City got an 80m per year deal 5 years ago (and are a much smaller club than Everton). We have got a deal worth 12m per year for our training ground.

Our stadium is state of the art, in an iconic location. There is no other stadium like it.

It will cost around 17-20 million p/a to pay back over 20-25 years.

We will be absolutely within our rights to easily cover any repayments of the stadium with a naming deal if we can negotiate such a deal. Any attempt to infringe upon that by the PL will see a likely legal case, which would ruin them. They might talk big, but will quite quickly realise they do not have a leg to stand on, if our rights are anything around what smaller clubs like Manchester City negotiated.
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2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Big club throwing their weight around....

 

catcherintherye

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Player Valuation: £70m
Market rates for business financing are a known variable. As a result, we have a pretty good idea of what it will cost. We're not going to pay for it with, say, the naming rights and if we try we'll have the Prem and UEFA breathing down our necks. We already have the Prem looking into the option on the naming rights and awaiting our filing.
City got an 80m per year deal 5 years ago (and are a much smaller club than Everton). We have got a deal worth 12m per year for our training ground.

Our stadium is state of the art, in an iconic location. There is no other stadium like it.

It will cost around 17-20 million p/a to pay back over 20-25 years.

We will be absolutely within our rights to easily cover any repayments of the stadium with a naming deal if we can negotiate such a deal. Any attempt to infringe upon that by the PL will see a likely legal case, which would ruin them. They might talk big, but will quite quickly realise they do not have a leg to stand on, if our rights are anything around what smaller clubs like Manchester City negotiated.

So at the bottom end of his repayment schedule, they're only repaying 340m (20 years at 17m). At the top end (20m for 25 years) it's 500m. Yet the ground is supposed to be costing them at least 500m to build. Are they that fucking brilliant they don't pay interest? 

 

Edit... And if I recall correctly, when the loan was to be around 300m with council borrowing, the council thought they could make 7m per year off Everton, which was effectively doubling the interest rate the council were paying - which was still cheaper borrowing than the club could achieve themselves. So that's effectively 14m interest only on 300m. So it's not unreasonable to assume that a repayment of 25m per year would only clear the interest and make no repayment at all. 

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1 minute ago, Barry Wom said:

So at the bottom end of his repayment schedule, they're only repaying 340m (20 years at 17m). At the top end (20m for 25 years) it's 500m. Yet the ground is supposed to be costing them at least 500m to build. Are they that fucking brilliant they don't pay interest? 

Everything Everton do involves a lack of interest.

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