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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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It’s like when you buy a lottery ticket and when you’re waiting for the numbers to draw you run through what you would buy if you won, a mansion, a Ferrari, holidays and then the numbers drop, you don’t win and it’s back to work on Monday in the pissing down rain and a bus soaks you with a massive puddle.

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35 minutes ago, Angie81 said:

It’s like when you buy a lottery ticket and when you’re waiting for the numbers to draw you run through what you would buy if you won, a mansion, a Ferrari, holidays and then the numbers drop, you don’t win and it’s back to work on Monday in the pissing down rain and a bus soaks you with a massive puddle.

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I hope they never change.

 

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1 hour ago, Angie81 said:

It’s like when you buy a lottery ticket and when you’re waiting for the numbers to draw you run through what you would buy if you won, a mansion, a Ferrari, holidays and then the numbers drop, you don’t win and it’s back to work on Monday in the pissing down rain and a bus soaks you with a massive puddle.

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Winning the lottery and buying a mansion, Supercar, etc is more realistic than Evertonian fantasies.

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And there's part of the cause of all the bitterness. Some of them actually believe that they are going to blow the world off its axis with Ancelotti as manager.  Then when reality sets in and we're still miles ahead and winning shit and they're still floundering in mid-table the ugliness steps in.

They quite literally will never learn.

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WTF?

 

Why is Kean white and got Pickford's arms? Why is Calvert Lewin's face 'whited' up above his neck? Walcott looks like a pile of turd, appropriately! Pickford has tits and those arms look, just wrong. Bernard's done well to come out of that looking half decent.

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4 hours ago, Angie81 said:

It’s like when you buy a lottery ticket and when you’re waiting for the numbers to draw you run through what you would buy if you won, a mansion, a Ferrari, holidays and then the numbers drop, you don’t win and it’s back to work on Monday in the pissing down rain and a bus soaks you with a massive puddle.

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@thestaveros is definitely Les McQueen out of the League of Gentlemen!

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1 hour ago, Chocoholic said:

WTF?

 

Why is Kean white and got Pickford's arms? Why is Calvert Lewin's face 'whited' up above his neck? Walcott looks like a pile of turd, appropriately! Pickford has tits and those arms look, just wrong. Bernard's done well to come out of that looking half decent.

Did Drunken use his *ahem* man-management skills on Schneiderlin's neck?

 

Seriously, though, I think that's a genuinely sweet thing to do, using the kids' drawings like that. Occasionally that club does stuff right: it's only when they try to play football that it all comes apart.

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