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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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Its a superb thread

 

Getting Rid of All Me Nike Clobber Because of THAT kit deal!!!

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Baines' left foot

Baines' left foot

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I can’t believe I’ve got to throw away me whole wardrobe.

You shoulda seen the way I looked at me mar when I opened a Nivea box set on Christmas Day. Let’s just say she won’t be doing that again!!!

Anyone else in the same boat?
 
Connor

Connor

Doing bits, here and there.
Yes mate, don't use Western Union to send money home because of their link
 
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cronullasharks

cronullasharks

Player Valuation: £35m
Don't get me started on Subway!!!!!
 
Baines' left foot

Baines' left foot

Player Valuation: £70m
Yes mate, don't use Western Union to send money home because of their link
Had to strip the walls of all the paint in my new house when I moved in just incase it was Crown Paint.

I couldn’t take the risk.
 
Connor

Connor

Doing bits, here and there.
Had to strip the walls of all the paint in my new house when I moved in just incase it was Crown Paint.

I couldn’t take the risk.
COYB
 
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Alanbileysfeathercut

Alanbileysfeathercut

Player Valuation: £70m
Lavazza coffee binned. 
Although its disgusting anyway.
 
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klingklang

klingklang

Player Valuation: £500k
Used to bet with BetVictor until they became their betting partner. Not anymore I dont.
 
Ollie d

Ollie d

Player Valuation: £10m
Should've done a Buddhist protest, worn all your Nike gear them set yourself alight. It's the only way mate...
 
Kurt

Kurt

£100 million
I taught my kid all the wrong spellings for his test today as I didn’t want to take the chance of him having a paper covered in ticks
 
DanB90

DanB90

Player Valuation: £40m
Will never drink a Carlsberg in my life.

Mainly because it tastes like piss though.
 
No8Bally

No8Bally

Player Valuation: £30m
No Nivea stuff left in this house now. Used up what was here, and instucted the other half "no more Nivea"
 
Disgruntledgoat

Disgruntledgoat

Player Valuation: £40m
I've completely stopped using paving slabs to stove people's heads in.
 
duncs pigeon

duncs pigeon

Player Valuation: £15m
Thats me retiring from running then, all my running gear has always been Nike - gutted!
Put this in other thread
 
rylojr

rylojr

Player Valuation: £2.5m
I refuse to ever use Head and Shoulders because that phoney tit McAteer advertised it.

I now have terrible dandruff but IM WORTH IT
 
Moomin

Moomin

Player Valuation: £70m
The likes of @toffee9 have already burnt their gear due to Colin Kaepernick.
 
 
 
 
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Refused to bank with Standard Chartered when living in Ghana, banked in South Africa rather than associate myself in any way with 'them' and Zanussi, Crown, Carlsberg, Nivea and Western Union can all do one too !
 
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AdamEFC

AdamEFC

Player Valuation: £40m
Got a Nivea gift set for chrimbo.

Bounced it off me nans head covered myself in Lynx Africa. 

EVERTON ARNT WE
 
ClausThomsen

ClausThomsen

It's "Ice Lolly" and Asda has no prefix
Never used Petro-Canada for my refining and industrial lubricant requirements since they signed up.
 
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Number_25

Number_25

Player Valuation: £70m
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of oxygen after I saw a video of Jordan Henderson breathing.
 
Connor

Connor

Doing bits, here and there.
 
 
It's fine if you breathe through your nose and not your mouth like he does
 
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Number_25

Number_25

Player Valuation: £70m
 
 
Nah mate, we're Everton.
 
AdamEFC

AdamEFC

Player Valuation: £40m
 
 
Sake

I’m basically a mouth breathing Mackem tit
 
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killenefc

killenefc

Player Valuation: £70m
I won’t even enter Liverpool because it’s the name of their club, jammed a screwdriver in the corner of my eye so I can’t see red, shoot any bird that comes in my back garden and I’ve gone gay because women are sometimes called birds. If you ain’t me you ain’t a top bloo.
 
Jimishorts

Jimishorts

stadium jacket ready
Just burnt 6 pairs of Nike trabbs, anyone know where they sell Hummel ones?
 
stadium jackets for all
M

MikeB1980

Player Valuation: £225k
 
 
Think of all the red pen it’ll have covered on it now instead though!
 
Yarrgh

Yarrgh

Player Valuation: £60m
I can't drink a nice refreshing glass of Tibetan water now. Tainted it is now.
 
PITA

PITA

Player Valuation: £50m
 
 
FFS, there’s no way round it.
 
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The binman chronicles

The binman chronicles

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You lot are mental. :)
 
LEONARD

LEONARD

Player Valuation: £40m
scientology t shirt.jpg


The new RS away kit looks good.
 
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Big_Duncs_Fod

Big_Duncs_Fod

Player Valuation: £950k
I wont even have a blood transfusion as I don't want any of that RS in me.
 
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Big_Duncs_Fod

Big_Duncs_Fod

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Sports direct next to the Lonsdales.
 
Wayno

Wayno

Player Valuation: £10m
I’ve had to stop standing naked on fountains and masturbating in front of children. Absolutely fuming, been my hobby for years.
 
Big_Duncs_Fod

Big_Duncs_Fod

Player Valuation: £950k
I wont even stop at traffic lights. I'm not being told what to do by RS.
 
Lelouch

Lelouch

Player Valuation: £50m
20 years clean from red wine gums, UP THE BLOODY TOFFEES.
 
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Jimishorts

Jimishorts

stadium jacket ready
 
 
 
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stadium jackets for all
Seathestars

Seathestars

Player Valuation: £70m
I drive the long way to me Mothers so I don't have to smell the pitt
 
GwladysPhil

GwladysPhil

Player Valuation: £35m
Stopped being racist after the strong support for Suarez during the Evra saga.

They ruin everything
 
MarkK1988

MarkK1988

Player Valuation: £8m
ill still be rocking 110's the match cos im a top scouser tbf
 
Death

Death

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Probably the best comment in the world.
 
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Penno

Penno

Player Valuation: £8m
I stopped murdering people when I got to 38.
 
Bruce Wayne

Bruce Wayne

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Steady on there.
 
Layne

Layne

victoria extra capi
Only wear Gola anyway so not arsed.
 
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B17BLG

B17BLG

Player Valuation: £15m
I work for a large company who used to sponsor alot of sports events and teams and a key contributing factor to them not continuing was reactions like this. Unlikely Nike will have the same level of impact but it could genuinely work on some of the smaller brands! Top work boys haha
 
Toffe3m4n

Toffe3m4n

Player Valuation: £70m
Blue 1

Blue 1

Player Valuation: £70m
Quality of Nike is utter flaps these days anyway. I've got several pairs of Adidas that have lasted years, Nike start falling apart within 6 months. 

Shame, as I've always found Nikes way more comfortable.
 
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john jako

john jako

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Absolute brilliant thread this.
 
LEONARD

LEONARD

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I hope Jasper Conran continues to swerve the RS.

Otherwise my wardrobe would be empty.
 
radiostar

radiostar

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The minute Rocha John Rocha get involved I'm in trouble hahaha
 
Calvin Aldi

Calvin Aldi

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Stopped watching Cliffhanger halfway through when I found out John Lithgow was a RS.
 
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rylojr

rylojr

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Yeh but Sly has him off at the end so it's sound
 
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8 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Just had a barney with some twat I went to school with on twitter. Bitterest of blues. Posted calling our fans shithouses because they don't do a "meet the bus" for Everton but do for City , mans etc. All I replied was that everton aren't big enough for anyone to be arsed. Instantly started getting nasty and personal then completely made something up to make me look a cunt and then blocked me. Fucking maniacs. 

Chuck a science book at the fukka. 

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4 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

When I was a kid I did used to think like that about the sharp (Utd sponsor) but it was pretty fucking infantile and I grew out of it.

The amusing things about hafnia, who I'm sure they'll claim as a first (think we signed with Hitachi in the same season) is this and they wonder till today why we have more scandie fans......

Hafnia was a Danish canned meat company - but you could never buy a tin of Hafnia ham in Britain. Presumably appealing to the large base of English football fans in Scandinavia

 

 

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39 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I remember the week after we signed with Hitachi I was in the Main Stand car park trying to get player autographs and all the players were coming out with armfuls of freebie Hitachi gear like stereos.

Did you go back looking for bags of cash when we signed with Standard Chartered?

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