*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Barrington Womble]

13 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

A thing on bt sports just now. Kevin Ratcliffe with a horrifically tanned Ian Rush. Ratcliffe: "The thing with us is that we never really recovered from Hysel." Are you fucking kidding me you cunt? And Rushie why didn't you knock his fucking face off for that? Fuck you Ratcliffe and fuck you everton. 

When he says never recovered, does he mean they never recovered 2 years later when they won the league? This idea that heysel fucked them and only them is just fucking mental. They went on to win it in 87 with a side that appeared as good as the 85 team. Just another bloo blaming us instead of looking at themselves. 

[Harry Squatter]

13 hours ago, derykw said:

If I was in town and heading to Anfield I'd just go the bus stop where all the other reds were waiting.

 

and it's curious that in these tales the Oot's always seem to find a blue to ask for directions rather than one of the their fellow reds, what with them all being decked out in Liverworlds finest.

 

Or follow the rest of them to the buses by St George's Hall or ask one of the LFC stewards at Lime street that they take loads of snide photos of, ask the reception staff at their hotel or get a taxi or use the internet before they travel.

[Harry Squatter]

2 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

When he says never recovered, does he mean they never recovered 2 years later when they won the league? This idea that heysel fucked them and only them is just fucking mental. They went on to win it in 87 with a side that appeared as good as the 85 team. Just another bloo blaming us instead of looking at themselves. 

They all just buy into it because it covers two things:

 

It's a reason to hate Liverpool

 

It's an excuse to mask how shit they've been since 1987.

 

I cant wait for the posts of "our 1985 team would wipe the floor with this current Liverpool side"

[Leyton388]

24 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Ha, ha, ha. On GOT they’ve started a special thread for people wanting to ‘defend’ Liverpool. If you won’t buy into the conspiracy you are being told you have to post in it. Current victim is Kieran who had the temerity to point out that we have the third highest number of injuries in the league and that we’ve regularly rested players. Wonderful. 

I think Big_duncs_fod has pushed them over the edge. 

[s(k)aturation]

2 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

When he says never recovered, does he mean they never recovered 2 years later when they won the league? This idea that heysel fucked them and only them is just fucking mental. They went on to win it in 87 with a side that appeared as good as the 85 team. Just another bloo blaming us instead of looking at themselves. 

 

Everton were bigger than the League in those days.

 

 

 

 

[The Golden Eel]

They're not dealing with this very well, are they? Sad, sad bastards. 

[Code]

I have to say I have no idea how to take the bus to Anfield. 

I dont really feel the need to find out either.

[Byrnie]

4 minutes ago, Code said:

I have to say I have no idea how to take the bus to Anfield. 

I dont really feel the need to find out either.

Same with me. Blue taxi drivers all the way!

[Dr Nowt]

10 minutes ago, Code said:

I have to say I have no idea how to take the bus to Anfield. 

I dont really feel the need to find out either.

Only because you’re taken there in your presidential motorcade these days.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Only because you’re taken there in your presidential motorcade these days.

He draws straws between himself for every game to see who gets to go in the car

 

 

 

 

 

[s(k)aturation]

 

I always enjoyed the walk from Mt Pleasant.

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Any fan not from the City can easily find both grounds just by smell, if you smell success you’re going to Anfield, if you smell piss and varnish, it’s Goodison.

[Red74]

50 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

They all just buy into it because it covers two things:

 

It's a reason to hate Liverpool

 

It's an excuse to mask how shit they've been since 1987.

 

I cant wait for the posts of "our 1985 team would wipe the floor with this current Liverpool side"

I checked this out and the only decent players they lost, were Gary Stevens, a right back (who was allegedly banging his teammates wife) after they won the league in 87 and Trevor Steven who left them in 89, 4 years after the event. 
 

Linekar was signed after the ban was in force and was sold for 3 x his purchase price a year later after being top scorer in the World Cup and they won the league again the year after he left. 
 

They fucked up throwing big money on absolute shite to try and keep up with us the summer after we signed Beardsley and Barnes and employed a succession of terrible managers ever since. 

[suzy]

58 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Or follow the rest of them to the buses by St George's Hall or ask one of the LFC stewards at Lime street that they take loads of snide photos of, ask the reception staff at their hotel or get a taxi or use the internet before they travel.

Stop being so sensible!

[3 Stacks]

15 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 

Connor said:

Why do they all wear long sleeves? Something to hide on the arms?

It's hilarious that this is a theory that popped up in his head. Does he not know that you shouldn't inject steroids in a place with loads of visible veins? Like the arms?

[Mudface]

Milner wasn't wearing long sleeves last night, the track marks must have healed up, unless he's injecting himself in the bollocks.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Ha, ha, ha. On GOT they’ve started a special thread for people wanting to ‘defend’ Liverpool. If you won’t buy into the conspiracy you are being told you have to post in it. Current victim is Kieran who had the temerity to point out that we have the third highest number of injuries in the league and that we’ve regularly rested players. Wonderful. 

Kieran, earlier today.

 

[Dr Nowt]

I know we take the piss, but that wearing long-sleeves to cover up track marks thing is genuinely certifiable. For fuck sake.

 

Everyone knows our players wear them to cover up their Everton tattoos.

[3 Stacks]

7 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Milner wasn't wearing long sleeves last night, the track marks must have healed up, unless he's injecting himself in the bollocks.

The only place you could inject steroids in your arms is basically the muscle in your upper arm/deltoid which is covered by short sleeves anyway. I don't think they know that you can't inject steroids like you can heroin, or something like that.  

 

You'd think they'd want to make their conspiracy theories a smidge believable or at the very least logically coherent but they're really just trying to find any theory without even thinking about it.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

16 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

The only place you could inject steroids in your arms is basically the muscle in your upper arm/deltoid which is covered by short sleeves anyway. I don't think they know that you can't inject steroids like you can heroin, or something like that.  

 

You'd think they'd want to make their conspiracy theories a smidge believable or at the very least logically coherent but they're really just trying to find any theory without even thinking about it.

That last paragraph shows you haven’t met many Evertonians, logic and believability are not noted traits of the Lesser Spotted Blue Balloon.

[Barrington Womble]

24 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Milner wasn't wearing long sleeves last night, the track marks must have healed up, unless he's injecting himself in the bollocks.

That's because he wasn't supposed to play and just fucked up. 

18 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

The only place you could inject steroids in your arms is basically the muscle in your upper arm/deltoid which is covered by short sleeves anyway. I don't think they know that you can't inject steroids like you can heroin, or something like that.  

 

You'd think they'd want to make their conspiracy theories a smidge believable or at the very least logically coherent but they're really just trying to find any theory without even thinking about it.

The object is not for the rumours to be factually correct. Their aim is for them to be repeated loudly and repeatedly so to undermine anything we do. If they sound mad, that's ok, so do Boris Johnson and Donald trump and everyone buys into their mad shit. 

[Vincent Vega]

57 minutes ago, Red74 said:

I checked this out and the only decent players they lost, were Gary Stevens, a right back (who was allegedly banging his teammates wife) after they won the league in 87 and Trevor Steven who left them in 89, 4 years after the event. 
 

Linekar was signed after the ban was in force and was sold for 3 x his purchase price a year later after being top scorer in the World Cup and they won the league again the year after he left. 
 

They fucked up throwing big money on absolute shite to try and keep up with us the summer after we signed Beardsley and Barnes and employed a succession of terrible managers ever since. 

I’d say their transfer business in the six years following Heysel had more to do with their downfall. I mean how many of this lot were a success? Five or six at most. 
 

 

[Tj hooker]

What every good blue should have ready for Sunday 

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Vincent Vega said:

I’d say their transfer business in the six years following Heysel had more to do with their downfall. I mean how many of this lot were a success? Five or six at most. 
 

 

 

Fun fact: Alec Chamberlain was signed as a back-up goalkeeper by both Everton and Liverpool, and never played a single game for either.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Uncle Uzzy saying he might sponsor new stadium rights. My neck is killing me.