*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, M_B said:

To be fair to them, the majority mostly agree. Just one or two folks that think Pickford should be in it for some reason.

Comedy value and it would give others a chance, which is more than we do. 

[Chip Butty]

Prentice will now be enemy number 1 with the shite hoards, even though he's a bloo. How dare he rise to common sense and rational thought and state the bleeding obvious. 

[an tha]

We really can't let them win at ours in the cup game.

 

I know the cup is low priority with us chasing the title and the game coming during a mad period of games and while we have injuries - but the thought of that shower turning up at ours and beating our kids/reserves and then having to listen to their shite after it makes me feel sick.

[Dr Nowt]

You don’t surrender a run like ours over your derby rivals cheaply, because the mental block alone = points and cup runs.

[Special K]

A move for James Rodriguez for £40 million is all over Twitter at the moment.

 

The money is getting slapped down on the table again.....

[Leyton388]

5 minutes ago, Special K said:

A move for James Rodriguez for £40 million is all over Twitter at the moment.

 

The money is getting slapped down on the table again.....

Getting slapped harder than a hoe by her pimp.

[Anubis]

Booooooooooo.

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7836523/amp/Real-Madrid-not-allow-attacking-midfielder-James-Rodriguez-leave-January.html?__twitter_impression=true

 

[johnsusername]

Bollocks.

 

Everton boss Carlo Ancelotti admits tracking Dominic Calvert-Lewin during his spell as Napoli manager 

[Remmie]

6 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Bollocks.

 

Everton boss Carlo Ancelotti admits tracking Dominic Calvert-Lewin during his spell as Napoli manager 

Admits as in he is really embarrassed by this revelation

[Mudface]

It's nice to see he's got a good sense of humour.

[an tha]

33 minutes ago, Special K said:

A move for James Rodriguez for £40 million is all over Twitter at the moment.

 

The money is getting slapped down on the table again.....

They'll be bankrupt in no time way they spend money with small and shrinking revenues.

 

 

[Trumo]

A few little facts for you all:

 

- Any time the two sides have met before the semi-final stage, the winner has never gone on to lift the cup

 

- There have been five semi-final meetings, and only Everton in 1905/06 have gone on to win the FA Cup

 

- The other semi-finals (in 1949/50, 1970/71, 1976/77 and 1911/12) were all won by Liverpool

 

- On the plus side, there have been two FA Cup finals between the sides (1985/86 and 1988/89), and both have been won by Liverpool

 

- There has only been one League Cup final between the two sides, again won by Liverpool in 1983/84

 

- There was one Football League Super Cup final in 1986/87, with Liverpool winning 7-2 on aggregate.

[Chocoholic]

If this season continues as it has gone so far, then these TVs would get a proper thorough testing in any Bloo household.

 

 

[magicrat]

2 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

If Everton were a human.

 

Must have missed the winning bit Dave , please enlighten us

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 minute ago, magicrat said:

Must have missed the winning bit Dave , please enlighten us

I mean technically, it's true. A more accurate statement would be:

 

"Winning, it's what I do. I mean, I win some matches sometimes. Mostly losses and draws though. Obviously never won any silverware either.

 

Also I beat my nan in a game of snap though. She was 93 at the time. Does that count?"

[Guest Pistonbroke]

4 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Prenno's Ever-pool team of the year has been announced. 

 

We've got a clean sweep! 

 

Prenno is now officially a "redshite." 

 

Enjoy it whilst we can Ladies and Gentlemen, because when the Ev slap the money down for Cool Aid Bali, Grease man, Caravan I and Hazardous we're so fucked. 

[magicrat]

4 minutes ago, rotoq said:

I mean technically, it's true. A more accurate statement would be:

 

"Winning, it's what I do. I mean, I win some matches sometimes. Mostly losses and draws though. Obviously never won any silverware either.

 

Also I beat my nan in a game of snap though. She was 93 at the time. Does that count?"

A more accurate statement would be "  You will win fuck all with me in charge"

[Anubis]

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[Guest Pistonbroke]

Moyes tactics will be the usual ones.

'Get it down the wings and cross it into the box.'

'I don't care if we have nobody in the Box Mr Noble, I want fucking crosses.'

 

After another defeat.....

' I thought we played well and were unlucky, did you see how many crosses we put into the box.'  

[Lee909]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

Moyes tactics will be the usual ones.

'Get it down the wings and cross it into the box.'

'I don't care if we have nobody in the Box Mr Noble, I want fucking crosses.'

 

After another defeat.....

' I thought we played well and were unlucky, did you see how many crosses we put into the box.'  

[Anubis]

 

 

 

 

 

[Elite]

Thumb head is a great insult.

[Lee909]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

Thumb head is a great insult.

It is

Some Brexit twat was whinging about the Scots and Irish living of English taxes the other day. Typical late 50s,white bald,glasses wearing bellend. 

 

Think my response hit a nerve as he's changed his profile pic to a bulldog

 

[littletedwest]

The guys twitter is peak Everton. Hardly anything about them, loads about us. We'll never have their dignity and passion ect

[Chip Butty]

Thats a cracker of a put down.