*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Butch]

Meanwhile in the bloo room. 

[Anubis]

There’s only one man for the job. What is Joey Barton up to these days?

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, an tha said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/thefinalged/status/1202365669175631873?s=12

 

Fucking hell.

 

And imagine having her in your ear at home...

 

Jesus christ my ears. My fucking ears 

[Dr Nowt]

[alles ist gut]

9 minutes ago, Anubis said:

There’s only one man for the job. What is Joey Barton up to these days?

Quietly cementing his reputation as a lower-League manager at Fleetwood.

[General Dryness]

17 minutes ago, Anubis said:

There’s only one man for the job. What is Joey Barton up to these days?

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

45 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Jesus christ my ears. My fucking ears 

She sounds like a keeper. 

[Strontium]

13 hours ago, viRdjil said:

 

 

That is the platform from which most Liverpool-bound trains depart, incidentally.

[dockers_strike]

Vitor Pereira now the favourite for the job apparently.

[Dave D]

Had the adventure of delving into Grand Old Team last night.

 

Couple of observations-

 

The Liverpool Match Thread went on and on and on. The amount of posts between 10pm and 11pm was something to behold. 

 

Peculiar use of Karius as an avatar for several of them

 

Peculiar use of Simeone as an avatar for several of them

 

A desperation to turn conversations into profoundly offensive stuff. Several reporting our stewards were trying to create a "crush" by holding Everton fans back and that we all of people should know better. Beggars belief how low they will go

 

Cutting edge humour at its best when one poster pointed out that in Australia they are in the top 3. Because the table would be upside down! Down under?! Do you get it?!  

 

Almost all agreeing that a genuine top 10 trait that an Everton player requires, among other things, is to be a snide.

 

I had to get out of there as I could feel the bile infiltrating my head   

 

 

 

     

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

According to the Echo Ancelotti is on tge shortlist for Everton.

 

Kate Upton is on my shortlist but I really doubt she'd be interested in me.

You need to support Everton as it seems like anything is possible if you are a blue. Look forward to seeing you steaming in on Kate.

[Barrington Womble]

It's been around 18 hours since Everton last made me laugh. Maybe they're sorting their shit out? Maybe Ferguson is the man? I feel it's been a good few hours for them - they've not even lost yet. Power shift. My head is about to fall off. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Jesus christ my ears. My fucking ears 

Probably her wedding vows

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

26 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

She sounds like a keeper. 

Tim Howard tourette's type of keeper, yeah

[deiseach]

30 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

She sounds like a keeper. 

Well, her arms are of the knuckle-dragging variety so definitely an upgrade on the incumbent.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Glad my comedic set up wasn’t wasted lads

[Trumo]

 

Young Nora Batty Nisi On The Summer Wine.

 

She's annoyed with Silva because he got Compo!

[magicrat]

Silva will be having a very happy Christmas after Santa gave him the sack 

[Baltar]

Give it Moyesy to the end of the season.

[Anubis]

15 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

[magicrat]

3 minutes ago, Baltar said:

Give it Moyesy to the end of the season.

Which is probably what will happen. Given the state they're in they can't afford to be fucking about with an unknown quantity or have that Duncan goon in charge for any extended period. Moyes is their least worst option to dig them out of the shit.

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

She sounds like a keeper. 

Probably better than Pickford to be fair

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, magicrat said:

Silva will be having a very happy Christmas after Santa gave him the sack 

He'll be cracking out the red tinsel as we speak

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

According to the Echo Ancelotti is on tge shortlist for Everton.

 

Give it to Jimmy, the Ancelotti lookalike manager from the Vernon. He's as close to the real thing as those bums are going to get. 

[sir roger]

I think that is the first time I have ever heard Duncan Ferguson speak , I expected a little bit more of a ' Glaswegian Chuck Norris ' vibe to be honest. If I wasn't too scared of ending up like a purple panda the word camp might come to mind.