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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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The thing is, you don't even need to mock them any more, do you? You go into work the next day, and you don't mention a thing. You know it's on the mind of every single blue, but you sit there and say nothing. All day, not a peep about the match. And you know they're dying inside. We're at the point now where you don't need to wind them up because they wind themselves up every time they think about it. It's Grandmaster Zen level mockery.

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The best way to annoy them is to not even acknowledge they exist. They have no other rivalry with any other club because they spend their entire existence obsessing about us. Taking away their only form of rivalry or opportunity for banter hurts them.

 

They have no rivalry with the Mancs because they support them when they play us and no one else in the country knows they exist or can be bothered having a rivalry with them. 

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Biggest hope/fantasy

 

It them or Newcastle on the last day 

We have the title wrapped up and still undefeated. Klopp plays the kids, we batter Newcastle, but they get a dodgy VAR pen with 10 to go. Go one nil up and we miss a pen in stoppage time. And watch them tumble. Then on to the  Ataturk for number 

 
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10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Ooooohhh. 

 

Hope he does a Napoli owner thing (in mafia style) and fines the lot of the fuckers. 


Probably Bye bye Silva, RIP. Another manager we've put the final nail in the coffin towards. We're getting good at this. 

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48 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

It was always classed as the friendly Derby and that was indeed the case in the 70's and early 80's. In and around Liverpool you had kids hanging about together with mixed tops on and having a kick about. Fans mixing in the ground and even in the pubs for a good old chat after the game. Like you say, their was the odd incident but they were soon sorted out by the older blokes. I can't speak for the 90's but since the birth of the Internet is seems to have brought about the toxic behaviour of a lot of fans, some of our own included. It now spills into the stadium as large numbers of people always feel safe. What is it like on the streets of Liverpool these days? Not on about gangs of them hanging about but one or two faced by the same numbers, I bet there is hardly a bad word to be said beyond what would class as banter. 

The trouble is now you can't really talk to them about football any more. These fucking loons from GOT who go on about RS conspiracies , even the middle aged fellas are buying into it. And it's twisting them all up and they no longer see the footballing world through any type of sane lense. It's a continuation of this blaming their shitness on heysel. It's easier to think there's a conspiracy than to accept their own failings and standing in the game. They're even mental enough to think while we're plotting with the fa and the refs and uefa, we're bothering to put them down at the same time. Like if we had the influence to throw a team under a bus we'd pick them? They think they're our biggest rival and worry, even though the only time we think about them is to laugh. 

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8 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

The trouble is now you can't really talk to them about football any more. These fucking loons from GOT who go on about RS conspiracies , even the middle aged fellas are buying into it. And it's twisting them all up and they no longer see the footballing world through any type of sane lense. It's a continuation of this blaming their shitness on heysel. It's easier to think there's a conspiracy than to accept their own failings and standing in the game. They're even mental enough to think while we're plotting with the fa and the refs and uefa, we're bothering to put them down at the same time. Like if we had the influence to throw a team under a bus we'd pick them? They think they're our biggest rival and worry, even though the only time we think about them is to laugh. 

 

Bunch of weirdos mate. A nice long spell in the Championship would do them good. They can cheer on the team making the play offs only to fail when it counts. 

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1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

Imagine you're a professional footballer and you get chewed out by some dork accountant who's rich because he's friends with a shady Russian business guy. Rock bottom.

Bet he did it wearing sunglasses as well.

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An astonishingly thick Bluenose, even by Bluenose standards, was just on the radio, shouting very loudly, saying, 'Don't go backwards and get Moyes - we need to get Allardyce!' Because he shouted a lot, that ginger buffoon Adrian Dum-Dum gasped, 'Wow, what a call!' It was like the Brains Trust, 2019-style. 

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45 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

The best way to annoy them is to not even acknowledge they exist. They have no other rivalry with any other club because they spend their entire existence obsessing about us. Taking away their only form of rivalry or opportunity for banter hurts them.

 

They have no rivalry with the Mancs because they support them when they play us and no one else in the country knows they exist or can be bothered having a rivalry with them. 

They have a long standing rivalry with Millwall, which they well be starting up again next season.

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3 minutes ago, moof said:

They would honestly be crazy to go for anyone but Allardyce 

 

I'm not sure they can afford his Cafe bills this time round. Plus surely they'd want someone with a longer term plan instead of paying that lard eating monster a fortune for a few months work again. Plus, would Fat Sam go there after they got rid of him last time? I'm not so sure he would. 

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56 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

The best way to annoy them is to not even acknowledge they exist. They have no other rivalry with any other club because they spend their entire existence obsessing about us. Taking away their only form of rivalry or opportunity for banter hurts them.

 

They have no rivalry with the Mancs because they support them when they play us and no one else in the country knows they exist or can be bothered having a rivalry with them. 

Over a decade ago I told an Everton supporting mate that Everton "don't register on my radar"

 

He still brings it up now. It was a deep cut!!

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1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

I'm not sure they can afford his Cafe bills this time round. Plus surely they'd want someone with a longer term plan instead of paying that lard eating monster a fortune for a few months work again. Plus, would Fat Sam go there after they got rid of him last time? I'm not so sure he would. 

Yeah, it sounds mad even saying this but, he probably has too much class to debase himself by going there again considering the way he was dumped last time. 
 

However, im sure if they offered him a couple more gravy boat’s he might be persuaded 

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