*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'll be honest, I've never seen anyone other than a Brit (and they are few and far between) with an Everton top on in Germany. 

[Leyton388]

Fucking gang of beauts.

[an tha]

Look at all those Liverpool suburbs....

 

[Scooby Dudek]

50 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Sounds like he works at Queens Square bus station.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

Look at all those Liverpool suburbs....

 

"Bitter, twisted and proud"

 

*Cringe*

[Scooby Dudek]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

To be fair they are mostly bricking it

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/so-what-are-you-doing-to-avoid-the-match-on-wednesday.108766/page-2

 

 

Never let it be said you can't learn more about Liverpool than from an Evertonian. Didn't realise our game was on Amazon until reading that thread, great news. 

[Frank Dacey]

27 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Too much red in a couple of those flags, I'm surprised they're allowed in the ground.

[No2]

Fair chance we can put them in the relegation zone on Wednesday. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Lee909 said:

Its one game

3 games for dangerous olay/violent conduct

You get banned for dangerous olay?

 

Thank fuck we're with Nivea.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

That jokes so bad you should be picking up your E45.

[Trumo]

Olay Shite Nivea Optimum.

[Curly]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Hahahahaha! Fucking hell. Where to start with that.

 

i would mention in passing that he would only be asked directions by people travelling in from out of town. It would be weirder if a scouser was asking him.

 

He spoke to 100s of non local fans. Really? 100s? They lap it up though. It’s crazy.

 

100s. Hahahahaha

[johnsusername]

I've lived in Liverpool for 40 years (including the city centre) and have never once been asked the way to Anfield. He's talking bollocks. Unless, as Scooby said, he actually works as an information officer at MerseyTravel. In which case, that's his job, the mentalist.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

11 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

I've lived in Liverpool for 40 years (including the city centre) and have never once been asked the way to Anfield. He's talking bollocks. Unless, as Scooby said, he actually works as an information officer at MerseyTravel. In which case, that's his job, the mentalist.

Even then, people at Queen Square tend to just go to the stand where everyone else dressed in red is. At the most, the Merseytravel staff will point people round the corner to the 917.

[Bruce Spanner]

How many do we need to win by to get Bill to shaft Silva, culminating in an early release?

[Lee909]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

How many do we need to win by to get Bill to shaft Silva in to an early release?

Don't want that

They might Slap the money on the table and bring in Simeone or Poch........ 

 

 

 

[deiseach]

I have been asked for help in getting to a football ground in Liverpool. I was sitting in the bus station in Paradise Street early one Saturday morning a few years back when one of my fellow countrymen, from somewhere Ulsterish by the sound of him, asked me how he could get to Goodison Park. Any bus to Walton should get you there, I told him. He then called me a merderer, dropped his trousers and rubbed a Liverpool scarf between his arse cheeks said thank you and went off to find his bus.

[Leyton388]

Fucking bunch if deluded divys. 

[VladimirIlyich]

12 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

Emery walking out to the theme of Z Cars like a shit inspector Columbo would be quite funny. 

Inspector Clouseau more like.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Inspector Clouseau more like.

 

Has Emery ever had a Moustache? I think not my dear Watson. 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Has Emery ever had a Moustache? I think not my dear Watson. 

He can easily borrow one from Manuel.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

He can easily borrow one from Manuel.

Probably wise, bet your arse he ends up back in La Liga. 

[Anubis]

How can Shagpuss say the city centre was ‘full’ of whoppers when there is only one of him.

[Beno]

4 hours ago, KMD7 said:

What goes on in their heads that they think this is the truth. 

This is just a repeated story that they regurgitate all the time. Spoke to 100s,, my arse. Why would 100s people come up and ask the same person the same question, then by chance meet load of away fans, to explain how the city is blue.

Fucking weirdo.