*Shakes head* Everton again.

[alles ist gut]

1 hour ago, scudger99 said:

Where is Fellaini plying his trade these days anyway ?

Still in China; only two games left in their season, could be available in January...

[Harry Squatter]

According to the Telegraph they are considering approaching Jorge Jesus the Flamengo manager. 

 

Only problems are:

 

He wont leave until after the World Club Cup.

 

He's only been in charge of them since June and won 2 trophies. With the possibility of a third.

 

Flamengo play in the Maracana in front of passionate fans. Everton play in a shed with miserable toxic fans.

 

He doesnt speak English.

 

He wont want to swop sunny Rio for the cold of North West England to be involved in a relegation battle. 

 

Everton have no money and will have even less if they pay off Silva and his backroom staff. 

[deiseach]

24 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

According to the Telegraph they are considering approaching Jorge Jesus the Flamengo manager. 

The lengths they'll go to, to give Liverpool's potential opponents the 'new manager bounce'. 

[Harry Squatter]

7 minutes ago, deiseach said:

The lengths they'll go to, to give Liverpool's potential opponents the 'new manager bounce'. 

On the contrary. It's a redshite conspiracy to unsettle the Flamengo manager before we play them in December.

 

Liverpool FC have more power and influence than SPECTRE.

[Strontium]

Even Jesus couldn't save Everton. 

[Josef Svejk]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Even Jesus couldn't save Everton. 

Jesus couldn't save himself, in fairness.

[Thoth]

This is comedy gold off GOT.. Digne is the best LB in the league apparently 

 

 

[Trumo]

There's a church right next to the ground, right? How's it going to come across when 30-odd thousand bitters start calling Jesus a cunt and tell him to fuck off when things go pear-shaped again?

[Harry Squatter]

They need Jesus to stop der Devils Club.

[Strontium]

Jesus was a carpenter by trade, wasn't he? Come in handy when they need to make repairs to the stadium.

[Angie81]

A few of our lads in blue boots again...fucking traitors.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Pizza and arancini on in the brick tonight 

[Bob]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Jesus was a carpenter by trade, wasn't he? Come in handy when they need to make repairs to the stadium.

Wasn’t that his mum’s fella?

[Harry Squatter]

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

'We don't have to win things to be winners,nurse.'

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

40 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

'We don't have to win things to be winners,nurse.'

"Suuuuuuure you don't"

[General Dryness]

11 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

You don't have to have electric shock therapy to have electric shock therapy, but arggggzzzhhhzzz!!

[Ronnie Whelan]

On 27/11/2019 at 19:52, Strontium Dog™ said:

Jesus was a carpenter by trade, wasn't he? Come in handy when they need to make repairs to the stadium.

He can do a lot but not even the Pope himself would back Jesus to fix that shithole.

[Strontium]

"Look, walking on water is one thing, but you must be mad if you think I can do anything about that restricted view".

[niallers]

2 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

"Look, walking on water is one thing, but you must be mad if you think I can do anything about that restricted view".

Restricted viewing seats must be like gold dust for them. They can then go the game but not have to watch.

[Wezza]

Restricted boooo seats 

[Anubis]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Straight in there.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/unai-emery.108752/

[Scooby Dudek]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Straight in there.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/unai-emery.108752/

Just watch the arse snap up poch while we dither.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

12 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Straight in there.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/unai-emery.108752/

Eberton are De Peebles club.

[cloggypop]

They aren't going to like Carra telling them to have realistic expectations 

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/11/29/everton-might-searching-new-manager-first-must-work-really/