*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Lee909]

Your head will all fall off when Moshri just cancels the debt and Usmanov pays for the new 120,000 seater stadium with the money from the back of his couch and they Slap 250k a week in front of Virg and he leaves 

[Chocoholic]

42 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

It's been a convincing blag for 4 years almost but the backlash will be awful for them once they realise they cant deliver it.

 

It will be like the final scene in Allo Allo where the Nazi's are planning their escape to Argentina but DBB will be Helga and Moshi will be Herr Flick.

Herr Flick is now manager/head coach of Bayern Munich, if only on a caretaker basis.

[General Dryness]

50 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Your head will all fall off when Moshri just cancels the debt and Usmanov pays for the new 120,000 seater stadium with the money from the back of his couch and they Slap 250k a week in front of Virg and he leaves 

Won't bother me, I'll be too busy being balls deep in Katy Perry.

[Manny]

Fuck knows why this double posted

 

 

Edited November 18, 2019 by Manny

[AngryOfTuebrook]

3 hours ago, Chocoholic said:

For all the 'winner' jibes he got, Moyes had a knack of unearthing some great cheap bargains who played a lot of games for them and became 'legends'. That flag punching tit, Cahill; Jagielka, Baines, and the one for whom the money was spirited away - Arteta. 

Moyes bought Seumas Coleman for £60,000 at a time we were giving Glen Johnson more than that every week.

[Remmie]

If we suspend disbelief for a minute and Tom Davies ended up being as good as Gerrard then it's still bad news for Everton because he would be playing elsewhere.

[Angie81]

Ha

[deiseach]

He meant the Scouse Pierrot, right?

[Harry Squatter]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Doesn’t like the City either. A real winner here.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

Does someone run around spraying their blood blue if they get a knock, fucking weird bastards.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

7 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

Does someone run around spraying their blood blue if they get a knock, fucking weird bastards.

 

[No2]

We should have a blue away kit just to watch their heads explode.

[Harry Squatter]

We had blue on that Adidas one about six years ago and they didnt know what to say.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Two  by two, hands of blue.

 

They never stop.

 

Being mental fuckers.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

I own a blue car, my wife owns a blue car, a fair amount of my clothing is blue. I have blue trainers, a blue phone cover, our hall is painted blue, I write in blue ink, my calculator is blue and I even have a fucking blue credit card.

 

I used to eat blue Smarties, I still eat blue bon bons, I like refreshers (blue wrapper) and my kids drink blue Gatorade.

 

My power tools are blue, my bike is blue, the bricks at the bottom of my house are blue and the colour of the bottle of my favourite gin is blue.

 

Despite all this I still support Liverpool and if anyone was to ask why then my answer is simple.

 

It’s a fucking colour for fuck’s sake, get over it!

[Harry Squatter]

My Mrs booked a trip of a lifetime to South Africa. Part of the holiday was travelling on the 5 star Blue Train from Cape Town to Johannesburg. As soon as she told me I threw the tickets at her in disgust and stormed out the house. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

6 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

My Mrs booked a trip of a lifetime to South Africa. Part of the holiday was travelling on the 5 star Blue Train from Cape Town to Johannesburg. As soon as she told me I threw the tickets at her in disgust and stormed out the house. 

I can understand why you never burnt them, chance of a red flame.

[Aventus]

48 minutes ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

I own a blue car, my wife owns a blue car, a fair amount of my clothing is blue. I have blue trainers, a blue phone cover, our hall is painted blue, I write in blue ink, my calculator is blue and I even have a fucking blue credit card.

 

I used to eat blue Smarties, I still eat blue bon bons, I like refreshers (blue wrapper) and my kids drink blue Gatorade.

 

My power tools are blue, my bike is blue, the bricks at the bottom of my house are blue and the colour of the bottle of my favourite gin is blue.

 

Despite all this I still support Liverpool and if anyone was to ask why then my answer is simple.

 

It’s a fucking colour for fuck’s sake, get over it!

Yo, listen up, here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (To listen, to listen)

[liverpoolsno9]

1 hour ago, Jimmy Hills Chin said:

I own a blue car, my wife owns a blue car, a fair amount of my clothing is blue. I have blue trainers, a blue phone cover, our hall is painted blue, I write in blue ink, my calculator is blue and I even have a fucking blue credit card.

 

I used to eat blue Smarties, I still eat blue bon bons, I like refreshers (blue wrapper) and my kids drink blue Gatorade.

 

My power tools are blue, my bike is blue, the bricks at the bottom of my house are blue and the colour of the bottle of my favourite gin is blue.

 

Despite all this I still support Liverpool and if anyone was to ask why then my answer is simple.

 

It’s a fucking colour for fuck’s sake, get over it!

 

Blue nosed cunt

[niallers]

5 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

 

Fuck me, once Everton has touched you indeed 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

My Mrs booked a trip of a lifetime to South Africa. Part of the holiday was travelling on the 5 star Blue Train from Cape Town to Johannesburg. As soon as she told me I threw the tickets at her in disgust and stormed out the house. 

Ever since I saw the early 80s advert for a toilet cleaner called Bloo, I've refused to clean my toilet or even let anyone else clean it.

[Trumo]

5 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Ever since I saw the early 80s advert for a toilet cleaner called Bloo, I've refused to clean my toilet or even let anyone else clean it.

 

Nil Harpic Nisi Toilet Duck.

[Anubis]

11 hours ago, Angie81 said:

Ha

Had no idea Pirlo had died. Although even dead I’d say Pirlo edges it.