*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Davelfc]

Just now, Doctor Troy said:

Is the Esk responsible for the "slap the money on the table" quote?

 

He gets a lot of grief off Evertonians on Twitter for telling them that they are in the shit financially.

Anyone that tries to drag them from their delusional state gets shit, hence their owner continues to feed them bullshit and they eat it up. 
 

The best thing that could ever happen for that club is relegation, it would recalibrate a large chunk of their fan base and they might actually be able to build on that. Toxic fans in a toxic club, beyond parody now and actually not at all amusing.

 

im dreading the derby, the only time you see aggro outside Anfield these days is derby day. Bile filled fucking losers resorting to hateful chants that nobody seems to want to call them out on. They’re much much worse than Utd fans. 

[Manny]

13 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Is the Esk responsible for the "slap the money on the table" quote?

 

He gets a lot of grief off Evertonians on Twitter for telling them that they are in the shit financially.

Can’t remember who it was, but I don’t think it was the Esk or Steve0. They’re definitely the inspiration behind that particular Magnus opus though.

 

 

[deiseach]

17 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Is the Esk responsible for the "slap the money on the table" quote?

 

He gets a lot of grief off Evertonians on Twitter for telling them that they are in the shit financially.

Verily, a prophet is never recognised in his own land.

[niallers]

I truly hope that it was a genuine fan who wrote it and not a red on a wind up. 

[General Dryness]

35 minutes ago, Manny said:

Can’t remember who it was, but I don’t think it was the Esk or Steve0. They’re definitely the inspiration behind that particular Magnus opus though.

 

 

Is SteveO the one who's always "genuinely fearing" for us? 

[Harry Squatter]

10 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Is SteveO the one who's always "genuinely fearing" for us? 

Yes. He used to say we were on the verge of administration because our wage bill was too high and all our signings were shite. Said only half of Salahs goals counted because he relied on his pace for the other half so called them "pace goals". 

 

Even though we reported record profits, had a lower net spend than Everton and more prospects of commercial revenue than them, somehow Everton were in a better position than Liverpool. 

 

I think he got banned for constantly giving people abuse. 

[Anubis]

It was a Stev0 post. Probably the greatest post ever on GOT, given how epic the delusion was. 3 Stacks is right. But why hide it away at Goodison when it could be a beautiful mural in the Baltic Triangle.

[cloggypop]

On 17/11/2019 at 00:42, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Red Ron is flying with Holland I see.

 

Good to see. Always liked him.

Barcelona are after him. 

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

5 hours ago, General Dryness said:

It's so grandiose it should be on a plaque somewhere in Goodison. Next to the cabinet with the clock in it maybe.

 

Have to wonder how much of a cunt that lad feels right now.

He’s an Everton fan, he will never feel like a cunt whatever he does 

[Chocoholic]

When was that work of great comedy written? It must have been at least 3 years ago, when Virgil was still being quoted at about £30M, and Butland, although crap, hadn't gone to total ruin.

[Leyton388]

13 hours ago, Manny said:

“now let's say we get a few of the players we have been linked with in - the likes of Strootman (20m), Witsel (25m) and we go for Butland (30m) and VVD (30m), we buy Milik or Janssen for 15m

thats 120m spent, and probably looking at around 500k in wages (again a generous estimate)

leaves the club with 90m and 500k in wages still burning a hole in our lovely Iranians pocket, but no statement signing, just some very good ones that will make the team very competitive, say we then blow a 30m bid on Perisic (current flavour of the month after his Euro exploits and also a position we depserately need sorting) and we give him parity with rom on wages - so another 140k and 30m gone

we are then left with a 60m and 360 pw situation, to go out their and target a 'statement' signing for the club to propel us into the spotlight, go throw that at Madrid, offer them their asking price for James Rodriguez and see what they actually say when we slap the money on the table, and see what his agent says when we offer to double his current 110k pw wages.

Honestly it sounds mental even typing this out, but money talks in football, and if we are serious in making a statement then we couldn't make a bigger on than this"

The greatest post ever in the history of the internet.

[manwiththestick]

37 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

When was that work of great comedy written? It must have been at least 3 years ago, when Virgil was still being quoted at about £30M, and Butland, although crap, hadn't gone to total ruin.

To be fair they did spend 30 million on a keeper. One with little arms.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

They might have to sell Little Miss Dino arms. + Dinge + Richarlison. That should keep them afloat for another season. 

[Davelfc]

I do hope any club that wants to buy Pickford has deep pockets, because he hasn't. 

 

 

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[Guest Pistonbroke]

If they do have to sell and trim wages then I can honestly see them relegated sooner rather then later. Their squad is full of shit if you take away what ever players could bring in cash. They also have a shit manager and you'd struggle to see a decent manager going there. Obviously all der red shite's fault. 

[deiseach]

6 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

They might have to sell Little Miss Dino arms. + Dinge + Richarlison. That should keep them afloat for another season. 

Which one of those is the £100 million player?

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Steve Carse
Posted 09/11/2019 at 18:27:18

When you're sitting on playing assets which include one player with a likely market value approaching £100m, then the deficits look less imposing – even if their disposal would weaken potential future success and hence income.

(I'm conscious that someone called 'Steve Carse' might not be entirely on the level, but flipping between calling someone complete garbage not fit to wear the shirt boo etc then slapping an only-Madrid-or-Barca-need-apply price tag on them is normal behaviour for the Bloos.)

[thegreatelephant]

On 20/09/2019 at 21:30, sir roger said:

Great night that for us Reds at Filbert Street.

i was young and could only get to the Hawthorns for the 1-2 before that with my Dad. just rolled up and paid at the gate

[Davelfc]

10 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

If they do have to sell and trim wages then I can honestly see them relegated sooner rather then later. Their squad is full of shit if you take away what ever players could bring in cash. They also have a shit manager and you'd struggle to see a decent manager going there. Obviously all der red shite's fault. 

Warnock would be perfect for them, he's a bitter old twat that talks shit. But there are the usual suspects that seem to get job after job at shit clubs on the manager go round. Is Pardew available?

 

Better still, Rooney as manager with Dunc as his no.2

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

From the fail ( sorry ) bluto a few years back

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4708514/Everton-beaten-elitist-trap-set-FFP.html

[Davelfc]

7 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

From the fail ( sorry ) bluto a few years back

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4708514/Everton-beaten-elitist-trap-set-FFP.html

Best part of that was "They have designs on being the next Tottenham"

 

 

 

 

Mission accomplished.

[Harry Squatter]

10 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

From the fail ( sorry ) bluto a few years back

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4708514/Everton-beaten-elitist-trap-set-FFP.html

He was right though. They aren't destined to spend forever in mid table mediocrity. 

[Harry Squatter]

They wouldn't get their money back on Richarlison. No doubt he will want to move to keep his place in the Brazil squad and may want to force the move. 

 

The Mancs, Spurs, Leicester and Chelsea dont need a keeper and no one would pay £30m for Pickford anyway. 

 

Digne cant even defend. 

[3 Stacks]

They would definitely get their money back on Richarlison. A young player signed for a big fee who at least shows some flashes will always be sold for a profit, or else there's no reason for the team to sell the player. It's stupid, but with the market the way it is he's at least about a 60m player.

 

At the moment, they have no other real assets, though, he's the only one.

[No2]

transfermarket.com has their squad valued at £455m. In that figure is £10m for Sidibe who they don't own, Baines is £3m despite no proof of him still being alive, Niasse is £5m when he's officially  been declared worthless, a combined £72m for Coleman, Walcott, Sigurduson and Schinderlin despite all being past 30 and generally past it.

 

Being kind they have £320m worth of player's. The only players I could see them selling for £30m plus are Digne and Richarlison, Burnley would pay close to £30m for Calvert Lewin. The rest are so well paid nobody would buy them because unfortunately they're shit.

 

They need a sporting director skilled in crisis management, the future looks rough.

[dockers_strike]

I cannot see them getting 60m+ for Richarlison even in this market.