*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Angie81 said:

This is why I want them to be relegated or fold. They’re a bunch of lying bitter bastards.

I'm still waiting for one on my Facebook to come up with conclusive evidence that Firmino called Mason Holgate a black bastard in Portuguese. Even before the game was over he knew that Firmino was guilty despite not being able to speak any Portuguese and was calling for him to be banned for life "like Suarez should have been".

 

Even when Firmino was cleared after an FA investigation he still "knew" that he was guilty because we have the FA in our pockets. 

[Chairman Meow]

2 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

we have the FA in our pockets. 

 

That's why we now have 40 league titles and they keep clamping down on the likes of City evading FFP, it's all done just to keep us on top. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

What is this crazy shite about having the authorities in our pockets, paying off refs and everyone else. I tell you what we need our money back as we haven’t won the league in nearly 30 years. Give us our money back!

[manwiththestick]

If you gave an Everton a choice this season, they stay up on the last day of the season but we win the league or they go down and we finish second, I mean, I don't know, 50/50?

[niallers]

15 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

If you gave an Everton a choice this season, they stay up on the last day of the season but we win the league or they go down and we finish second, I mean, I don't know, 50/50?

It's 100% the latter. Not one of them would rather see us win a coin toss ahead of them winning the champions league.

[TheHowieLama]

Where's the FA money John!!

[Elite]

44 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

If you gave an Everton a choice this season, they stay up on the last day of the season but we win the league or they go down and we finish second, I mean, I don't know, 50/50?

I'm all seriousness, it'd be over 20% at least for option 2.

[cloggypop]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

I'm all seriousness, it'd be over 20% at least for option 2.

[Baresi]

20 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

That 's not a great joke and it's also getting old, to be honest. 

 

Since I initially posted it, they have lost every game.  I will continue to post it and you are welcome to neg, I really don’t give a shit. 

[3 Stacks]

6 minutes ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

 

Since I initially posted it, they have lost every game.  I will continue to post it and you are welcome to neg, I really don’t give a shit. 

Ok, keep making the same domestic violence joke that clearly everyone thinks is shite. It's a phenomenal contribution to the forum. 

[Harry Squatter]

In 2009 when we were going for the league and Everton got to the FA Cup final against Chelsea I asked a couple of Evertonians I played footy with would they take us winning the league if it was guaranteed that they would win the FA Cup and before I had finished my sentence all of them had said "fuck off, no chance". 

[Baresi]

Just now, 3 Stacks said:

Ok, keep making the same domestic violence joke that clearly everyone thinks is shite. It's a phenomenal contribution to the forum. 

You do know it’s a joke, yeah?  You make it sound like I’m endorsing domestic violence, I’m not. 

 

I feel as though I’m contributing to the Ev’s relegation. As soon as they win, it won’t be on here. 

 

You could simply bang me on ignore? 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

14 hours ago, Pidge said:

*Fix you by Coldplay*

Someone with too much time on their hands needs to compile the pics and gifs from this thread into a video.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

1 minute ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

You could simply bang me?

Oohhh errrr

[3 Stacks]

3 minutes ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

You do know it’s a joke, yeah?  You make it sound like I’m endorsing domestic violence, I’m not. 

 

I feel as though I’m contributing to the Ev’s relegation. As soon as they win, it won’t be on here. 

 

You could simply bang me on ignore? 

Yeah, I know it's a joke. The point, which you can revisit by reading the post you quoted about 15 minutes ago, is that it's shite and boring, in addition to being in poor taste. So basically you're hitting the trifecta of being extremely unfunny. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Looking at my Facebook timeline from yesterday you wouldn't have guessed that Everton were playing yesterday. They are all moaning about the penalty, their heads have even turned into the match of the day schedule where their team are always on last.

One of my mates (who really is old enough to know better) posts his every waking move (however dull) on Facebook. 

 

There's a picture of The Brick, where he went to watch their match. There's a picture of Goodison with the caption COYB. There's a  picture of a bowl of Scouse from the half-time buffet. And then there's silence... until a rant about an "obvious dive" on MOTD.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

27 minutes ago, Madrid Diecinueve said:

 

Since I initially posted it, they have lost every game.  I will continue to post it and you are welcome to neg, I really don’t give a shit. 

It is fucking shit and boring.

And shit.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

But hey, fan a 'rumour' there was something racial said. Bitter, bitter snots and I really do hope they go down this year.

Everton are too good to go down.

 

There, I said it. Hopefully haven't jinxed them.

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

It is fucking shit and boring.

And shit.

While this is obviously true and domestic abuse is a shitty thing to be joking about it's about time that 3 Stacks had a new nemesis so I'm staying out of it. 

[Davelfc]

They won't go down, no matter how shite they are there are always some seriously shitter teams than they are. Watford currently occupy one of the slots, Newcastle will probably take the second. Norwich might take the third. 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Even if they don't go down it doesnt bode well for potential new signings or their current half decent players wanting to leave. 

 

Also they are unlikely to gain any sponsorship or better commercial deals to progress the club. 

 

It will be funny when we release plans for the Anfield road end and they are still stalling about Bramley Moore.

[TheHowieLama]

15 minutes ago, φαίνω said:

They won't go down, no matter how shite they are there are always some seriously shitter teams than they are. Watford currently occupy one of the slots, Newcastle will probably take the second. Norwich might take the third. 

 

 

A few weeks ago Norwich were riding high -- I think they may be better than Everton

[niallers]

Can't wait to see the fume over on got after their new over lords bottled it today.

[3 Stacks]

45 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

While this is obviously true and domestic abuse is a shitty thing to be joking about it's about time that 3 Stacks had a new nemesis so I'm staying out of it. 

I don't have nemeses. I just put people in my back pocket and I move on. 

[Lee909]

I 3 Stacks is fuming over the Everton wives jibes thank fuck you were around on the GF a few years back.