*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

5 hours ago, an tha said:

Who as a striker the most goals he ever scored in a season for them was 11 and who barely had a 1 goal in 4 record for them.

 

But he had an Everton tattoo.

Once Everton has touched you with permanent ink etc

[Davelfc]

7 hours ago, Aventus said:

Koeman got sacked after getting 8 points from 9 games. 

Silva is currently on 7 points after 8 games.

 

Sweaty bum time for Marco. 

 

 

When they Sacked Red Ronnie they had lost to Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs and Utd and drawn to City. It was a horrendous start fixture wise They've only played city this time and lost to them instead. They also had 2 group games in the Europa to negotiate. 

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

10 hours ago, Angie81 said:

Saw this on reddit today and thought “no wonder they’re shite”

They're fucking marvelous. If drunken Duncan is the answer to a question, I'd love to hear the question. 

6 hours ago, Anubis said:

Ah, looks like the Liver Building shenanigans has had its day.

 

 

Yakinblue

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The div thinks by painting the Liver Buildings blue he gets us...

He's going to be even more upset when he find out the paint is some sort of undercoat they e always used. 

[Bob]

I’m struggling with timelines here every time I read a variation of this.

 

How early did the fella put his Xmas tree up to have only played 9 games?

[Dr Nowt]

32 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I’m struggling with timelines here every time I read a variation of this.

 

How early did the fella put his Xmas tree up to have only played 9 games?

Became their manager summer 2016.

 

Tree-gate happened christmas 2016. His card was well and truly marked from that point on, honeymoon over and immediate flight home at opposite ends of the plane.

 

Sacked October 2017 after a bad start, having shown that Michael Carroll the chav lottery winner what pure money spunking up a wall REALLY looks like.

 

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11671/10680154/ronald-koeman-changes-colour-of-his-red-christmas-tree-decorations

[Captain Turdseye]

Claims of us doping are much quieter on GOT than they were a couple of weeks back. Instead we’ve got the FA, the Premier League and opposition goalkeepers all in on a huge conspiracy to hand the RS the title. Pages and pages of this stuff. It’s amazing. 

[Leyton388]

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Claims of us doping are much quieter on GOT than they were a couple of weeks back. Instead we’ve got the FA, the Premier League and opposition goalkeepers all in on a huge conspiracy to hand the RS the title. Pages and pages of this stuff. It’s amazing. 

Brilliant isn't it. 

 

I imagine supporting them must be like being on a night out with the lads, pulling at the time what you think is an absolute strunner then waking up the next day next to Susanne Boyle. 

[VladimirIlyich]

10 hours ago, belarus said:

He won the FA Cup did he not?

Forgot he played in the 'Rideout' final.

[deiseach]

If Sky had any genuine sense for the dramatic, as opposed to just repeatedly saying something is dramatic, they'd stick a camera on the Bloo end whenever they are away and Liverpool are playing at the same time - a rare event these days, so it wouldn't be expensive. They'd be able to pay-per-view the fume that would ripple through their ranks at the news of der Redshite winning with a last minute penalty.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

6 minutes ago, deiseach said:

If Sky had any genuine sense for the dramatic, as opposed to just repeatedly saying something is dramatic, they'd stick a camera on the Bloo end whenever they are away and Liverpool are playing at the same time - a rare event these days, so it wouldn't be expensive. They'd be able to pay-per-view the fume that would ripple through their ranks at the news of der Redshite winning with a last minute penalty.

 

Imagine being a bitter. They were probably celebrating the fact Leicester had equalised and therefore in acceptance of their next defeat, then up steps James Milner to break their bitter hearts. I bet the mongs were more gutted about the fact we had gotten a late winner than losing themselves. 

[No2]

1 hour ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Became their manager summer 2016.

 

Tree-gate happened christmas 2016. His card was well and truly marked from that point on, honeymoon over and immediate flight home at opposite ends of the plane.

 

Sacked October 2017 after a bad start, having shown that Michael Carroll the chav lottery winner what pure money spunking up a wall REALLY looks like.

 

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11671/10680154/ronald-koeman-changes-colour-of-his-red-christmas-tree-decorations

Red Ron is the obvious successor to Klopp. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

9 minutes ago, deiseach said:

If Sky had any genuine sense for the dramatic, as opposed to just repeatedly saying something is dramatic, they'd stick a camera on the Bloo end whenever they are away and Liverpool are playing at the same time - a rare event these days, so it wouldn't be expensive. They'd be able to pay-per-view the fume that would ripple through their ranks at the news of der Redshite winning with a last minute penalty.

Hysterical FANnyCAM

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

Imagine being a bitter. They were probably celebrating the fact Leicester had equalised and therefore in acceptance of their next defeat, then up steps James Milner to break their bitter hearts. I bet the mongs were more gutted about the fact we had gotten a late winner than losing themselves. 

Man Utd used to do it all the time, but when they equalised last minute they did it with dignity and class. No cheating refs or goalkeepers, or unfair Klopp-like pressure on officials. No sir.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

6 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Man Utd used to do it all the time, but when they equalised last minute they did it with dignity and class. No cheating refs or goalkeepers, or unfair Klopp-like pressure on officials. No sir.

 

Indeed. We are a bunch of cheating red shite cunts. 

[Anubis]

We appear to have a level of control of the world authorities that your average Bond villain could only dream of.

[Harry Squatter]

Looking at my Facebook timeline from yesterday you wouldn't have guessed that Everton were playing yesterday. They are all moaning about the penalty, their heads have even turned into the match of the day schedule where their team are always on last.

[Davelfc]

 

 

The real issue of course, red fucking buttons!

[Davelfc]

29 minutes ago, Anubis said:

We appear to have a level of control of the world authorities that your average Bond villain could only dream of.

 

And it's even worse, Bond is a red. 

[General Dryness]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

We appear to have a level of control of the world authorities that your average Bond villain could only dream of.

FSG are just going to keep on building Anfield up and up on all sides until it resembles a volcano. Only then will it be a base worthy of our evil paymasters.

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Hysterical FANnyCAM

Pay per fume

 

’ Believe in bitter’

[Angie81]

This is why I want them to be relegated or fold. They’re a bunch of lying bitter bastards.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

14 hours ago, Angie81 said:

Saw this on reddit today and thought “no wonder they’re shite”

Does arguing with the ref help with Fifa player ratings? I've always thought that it was an essential part of a player's skill set, even more than actually being able to fucking score occasionally.

[Reckoner]

Having injuries that mystify Everton’s coaching staff around the festive period was a fantastic asset for big drunk

[Mudface]

Everton: Have the Toffees gone backwards under Marco Silva?

 

Not really, they're about where they were a couple of seasons back. That 7 or 8 game run against no-hopers or out of form top 6 teams at the back end of last season has really glossed over a lot of their failures.

[dockers_strike]

11 hours ago, Red74 said:

Hope Juergen turns the tap on against these and absolutely obliterates them.

 

same with the mancs next week

Absolutely this. It looks a very good time to play both spurs and the mancs in our next couple of games. Shame we have to wait til mid December to play the shite.

 

Reading through a couple of other posts, isnt it 'nice' to read a bloo calling one of their former player's a 'killing machine' given all the shit they come out with about Heysel? I know, Im being sensitive!

 

Then without hintof irony, another plays the race card regarding Robbo and Ayoze. really? Watch the video now available. Robbo gives him a little and I mean little, nudge with the arm at the end of the game after Milner's winner and Ayoze supposedly having said something to robbo after their equaliser.

 

Ayoze then slaps Robbo on the back but robbo keeps walking away and doesnt acknowledge it.That seems to grate with ayoze who then goes full on handbags.

 

But hey, fan a 'rumour' there was something racial said. Bitter, bitter snots and I really do hope they go down this year.