*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Red74]

Just seen on sky sports that since the start of LAST season, we’ve had the most goalkeeping errors (8) go in our favour. Have a guess whose 2nd on the list with 5. 
 

Wonder how it reads from the start of this season 

[Red74]

9 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

So they could look at the Salford's cunts struggling to be an opportunity of someone they should get past, but instead they'd sooner they were giving us a game and being mile out of their reach. What a weird fucking bunch the bloos are. 

Guess this is what it means when they want players and managers in who get Everton 

[Red74]

Just to add, sky sports have got Stephen Warnock & Sue Smith reviewing the weekends games and it’s reminded me of when we played the mancs away last season and she was in charge of picking a combined XI. We struggled to get many players in and to cap it all she said she couldn’t separate Juergen and the baby rat faced assassin as to who was the better manager. 
 

once Everton’s touched you....

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

22 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Just to add, sky sports have got Stephen Warnock & Sue Smith reviewing the weekends games and it’s reminded me of when we played the mancs away last season and she was in charge of picking a combined XI. We struggled to get many players in and to cap it all she said she couldn’t separate Juergen and the baby rat faced assassin as to who was the better manager. 
 

once Everton’s touched you....

Never heard of her but she is obviously a clueless cunt. 

[Stickman]

40 minutes ago, Red74 said:

Just seen on sky sports that since the start of LAST season, we’ve had the most goalkeeping errors (8) go in our favour. Have a guess whose 2nd on the list with 5. 
 

Wonder how it reads from the start of this season 

 

 

Why is it Sky always wheel out some obscure stat on Monday if we've benefitted from it at the weekend, last week I could have sworn we were the first side to benefit from VAR

Kind of makes up for when every keeper under the sun saved his best performance of their lives when they played us.

 

 

Goes to prove the more shots and crosses you put in the more chance of a keeper fuck up

[Barrington Womble]

3 minutes ago, Stickman said:

 

 

Why is it Sky always wheel out some obscure stat on Monday if we've benefitted from it at the weekend, last week I could have sworn we were the first side to benefit from VAR

Kind of makes up for when every keeper under the sun saved his best performance of their lives when they played us.

 

 

Goes to prove the more shots and crosses you put in the more chance of a keeper fuck up

I think as well we put tremendous mental pressure on teams because we don't let them get out. Goalkeepers might be used to saving shots, but they're not used to having to really worry about where they pass to, because if they get it a little wrong, we're all over it. I think the mental pressure just builds up and creates mistakes, not just in goalies, but all over the pitch. 

[deiseach]

47 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Why is it Sky always wheel out some obscure stat on Monday if we've benefitted from it at the weekend, last week I could have sworn we were the first side to benefit from VAR

Kind of makes up for when every keeper under the sun saved his best performance of their lives when they played us.

 

Goes to prove the more shots and crosses you put in the more chance of a keeper fuck up

Liverpool are box office. See also: United, Manchester.

[Harry Squatter]

6 minutes ago, deiseach said:

Liverpool are box office. See also: United, Manchester.

Everton are straight to DVD.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Stickman said:

 

Kind of makes up for when every keeper under the sun saved his best performance of their lives when they played us.

 

2011/12 still gives me nightmares. 

[Red74]

1 hour ago, Doctor Troy said:

Everton are straight to DVD.

Even Netflix wouldn’t put an original label on them now

[Chocoholic]

2 hours ago, Red74 said:

Just to add, sky sports have got Stephen Warnock & Sue Smith reviewing the weekends games and it’s reminded me of when we played the mancs away last season and she was in charge of picking a combined XI. We struggled to get many players in and to cap it all she said she couldn’t separate Juergen and the baby rat faced assassin as to who was the better manager. 
 

once Everton’s touched you....

What the fuck would Sue Smith know about football? Stick to showjumping, love. How's Harvey this weather?

[RJ Fan club]

18 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Everton are straight to DVD.

Betamax, they’re straight to Betamax 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, RJ Fan club said:

Betamax, they’re straight to Betamax 

I'd have thought the 8 track was more up their street.

[Harry Squatter]

How many trophies have Everton won since 1995?

[A Red]

I asked his brother how many trophies since 1987? - Juan Mate

[Davelfc]

"Despite all the attempts to reduce squad size, and to be fair, we currently have a net 18 players having left the club this summer, the majority have been junior players and loans. Much of the core “deadwood” inherited from the Koeman, Walsh and Allardyce era continue to provide a drag on the business. Schneiderlin, Bolasie and Walcott are contracted until 2021 and Tosun 2022. Martina and Niasse until 2020. In terms of wages and amortisation costs this fine cohort of players costs the club in excess of £40 million a year."

 

The size of their fuck up, and it's costing them £40m a year. 

 

[Mudface]

Some pure shite right there. At least they've righted the ship by spending big on players the calibre of Iwobi, Delph and Mina. 

[deiseach]

26 minutes ago, φαίνω said:

"Despite all the attempts to reduce squad size, and to be fair, we currently have a net 18 players having left the club this summer, the majority have been junior players and loans. Much of the core “deadwood” inherited from the Koeman, Walsh and Allardyce era continue to provide a drag on the business. Schneiderlin, Bolasie and Walcott are contracted until 2021 and Tosun 2022. Martina and Niasse until 2020. In terms of wages and amortisation costs this fine cohort of players costs the club in excess of £40 million a year."

 

The size of their fuck up, and it's costing them £40m a year. 

 

Your occasional reminder that buying Bolasie allowed Palace to buy Benteke allowing Liverpool to buy Mané.

[Chocoholic]

 

 

 

 

I wonder what this said before it was photoshopped

[General Dryness]

1 minute ago, Chocoholic said:

 

 

 

 

I wonder what this said before it was photoshopped

It was just smeared with his own shit.

[manwiththestick]

11 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

 

 

 

 

I wonder what this said before it was photoshopped

Picture of big Dunc throttling Freund.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

 

 

 

 

I wonder what this said before it was photoshopped

WILL WORK FOR PIGEONS!

[aws]

Desperate attempt to jinx us. 

[VladimirIlyich]

14 hours ago, aws said:

Desperate attempt to jinx us. 

Almost worked,but not quite.

[alles ist gut]

7 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Almost worked,but not quite.

Yeah, we got out of jail there.