*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Lee909]

You don't have to lose to be losers, but this lot definitely are losers

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 minutes ago, Chocoholic said:

That's the spirit! 7 games gone, and so is their season.

It was gone before kick off on opening day to be fair.

[TheDrowningMan]

1 minute ago, Chocoholic said:

That's the spirit! 7 games gone, and so is their season.

I think a lot of them would be happier if they were mid-table Championship. No derby to worry about, no need to concern themselves with promotion or relegation, just an endless drift of survival without threat and Liverpool literally in a different league.

[Anubis]

 

Caribbean sunrise recipe

• 65ml (2 1/2 fl oz) vodka, chilled
• 1 lime, squeezed
• 200ml (1/3 pint) pineapple juice, chilled
• 50ml (2fl oz) grenadine
• 2 fresh pineapple slices, to garnish

 

• Fill 2 highball glasses with ice cubes. In a cocktail shaker or large, lidded jar, shake the vodka, lime juice and pineapple juice together with a handful of ice cubes. Strain into the highball glasses. 
• Slowly add the grenadine and stand for a minute or so while the grenadine settles into a pink layer at the base of each glass. Add a slice of pineapple to each drink before serving.

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Someone should compare the city kit to an exotic cocktail. That would be very clever indeed.

[moof]

I’m too invested in this. They’re definitely going to lose, aren’t they 

[Anubis]

Was Mina dying to take a piss on that corner.

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, rotoq said:

Someone should compare the city kit to an exotic cocktail. That would be very clever indeed.

 

U ok hun? x

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Just now, Anubis said:

 

U ok hun? x

I need a drink. Make me a Man City Sunrise, would you?

[Anubis]

Everton v Man City. And it’s still all about us on Bein’s commentary.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 minutes ago, moof said:

I’m too invested in this. They’re definitely going to lose, aren’t they 

I've bet city -2 so Everton are nailed on to lose by 1 or 2. Get your money on.

[Anubis]

Top Miss from Sterling.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

How did Sterling miss that?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Zinchenko is pure shite

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Most on GOT want the win. I am shocked.

[Anubis]

De Bruyne passing from midfield to our forwards. Shouldn’t torture myself.

[Dr Nowt]

15 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

Caribbean sunrise recipe

• 65ml (2 1/2 fl oz) vodka, chilled
• 1 lime, squeezed
• 200ml (1/3 pint) pineapple juice, chilled
• 50ml (2fl oz) grenadine
• 2 fresh pineapple slices, to garnish

 

• Fill 2 highball glasses with ice cubes. In a cocktail shaker or large, lidded jar, shake the vodka, lime juice and pineapple juice together with a handful of ice cubes. Strain into the highball glasses. 
• Slowly add the grenadine and stand for a minute or so while the grenadine settles into a pink layer at the base of each glass. Add a slice of pineapple to each drink before serving.


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Tweet that to Silva and he'll copy in Mendy saying they look like something he should be serving.

[alles ist gut]

1 minute ago, rotoq said:

Most on GOT want the win. I am shocked.

I'm shocked they haven't all 'gone the game'

 

 

Narrator : "In fact he was not shocked at all" etc.

[Tony Moanero]

11 minutes ago, moof said:

I’m too invested in this. They’re definitely going to lose, aren’t they 

Yes!

[Anubis]

Has Iwobi touched the ball this half?

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Tweet that to Silva and he'll copy in Mendy saying they look like something he should be serving.

He'll add a smiley face though, to remove any racism.

[Anubis]

Welsh rarebit eating surrender monkeys.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"Ang on, lads, we're in danger of getting something here."

 

 

"Don't worry; Mina's on the case."

[Dr Nowt]

Big Div finished him.

[johnsusername]

How shit is Pickford. Fucking hell.