*Shakes head* Everton again.

[an tha]

25 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

It's a rinse and repeat cycle with this lot. They do it to themselves every pre-season before a ball is even kicked. They hype people up to unobtainable and unrealistic limits, based on nothing tangible, and then the anger, rage and customary blue dejection kicks on when these individuals aren't able to reach the unrealistic standards expected of them. 

 

From Steve Walsh to Brands. From Barkley to Tom Davies. From Niasse to Tosun. From Walcott to Iwobi. From Sandro Ramirez to Moise Kean. From Klaasen to Vlasic. 

 

They don't give them a chance. They come straight in and are expected to instantly hit unrealistic highs set by the most deluded fan base in the league. 

 

They do it to themselves and they never learn their lesson. It's hard to feel sorry for them. 

They are the most deluded supporters in the country and probably Europe.

 

Plus the kind of shite posted early with that rambling bollocks about supporting a club is a great example of their stupidity.....all clubs fans love the club and the club is in their heart, but they think it is just them or they love their club more. The we go the game shite was a great example (the club of course are most at fault for starting it) - do the stupid gets think other teams fans don't go....

 

They have a massive inferiority complex so they try and come across as laughably superior in all sorts of stupid meaningless and transparent ways to try and hide it, and the shitter they get and the longer they stay shit the worse and the stupider they get trying to find ways of hiding it.

[an tha]

https://mobile.twitter.com/stevenabrahams1/status/1175435799678083073?s=12

[Ginny]

All very quiet from my blue mates all of a

sudden. They were out in force when we got beat at Napoli. Lonsdale wearing meffs 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Thoth said:

I’m getting the word........

 

 

 

Well, that’s sort of not quite true.....

 

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

My mate is out at a theme park today and has ripped the arse out of his kecks on the first ride. He has posted a picture of it on Facebook. I have replied that at least it will take attention away from the Everton shirt he's wearing. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Maybe a progress update on all the work Dan Meis has done in the 3 years since they appointed him?

 

[Leyton388]

Think the penny has finally dropped.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/everton-are-crap.108160/

 

Bryan

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Accept it
 

1. No trophies in 22 years.
2. No derby wins in almost 10 years.
3. 5 managers in 7 years.

Accept mediocrity. The club clearly have

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Maybe a progress update on all the work Dan Meis has done in the 3 years since they appointed him?

Yeah but he got an Everton tattoo though and goes in the Bramley Moore pub on the Dock road and tweets photos of the al fellas watching the racing channel so he's sound.

[Harry Squatter]

3 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Think the penny has finally dropped.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/everton-are-crap.108160/

 

Bryan

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Accept it
 

1. No trophies in 22 years.
2. No derby wins in almost 10 years.
3. 5 managers in 7 years.

Accept mediocrity. The club clearly have

I bet they will wake up in a cold sweat with the word "mediocre" echoing round in their heads once their team improves. 

[Tony Moanero]

37 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

Think the penny has finally dropped.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/everton-are-crap.108160/

 

Bryan

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Accept it
 

1. No trophies in 22 years.
2. No derby wins in almost 10 years.
3. 5 managers in 7 years.

Accept mediocrity. The club clearly have

24 years, isn’t it?

[Davelfc]

Next 3 games

 

City

Burnley

West Ham

 

Hard to see them getting a goal, never mind any points.

 

 

If you've seen decent odds on them getting relegated then stick it on now. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

They won't get relegated. As shit as they are there's always shitter than them.

[Strontium]

But if you add Man U's points to Everton's, they're level on points with us.

[Harry Squatter]

Yakubu is coming back in January 

[Davelfc]

7 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

They won't get relegated. As shit as they are there's always shitter than them.

Betfair offering 20/1. I read that was 30/1 yesterday. 

 

 

[deiseach]

4 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Yeah but he got an Everton tattoo though and goes in the Bramley Moore pub on the Dock road and tweets photos of the al fellas watching the racing channel so he's sound.

All that's missing is a mural. You don't have to build a stadium etc

[redinblack62]

On 21/09/2019 at 20:08, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

derelict wretch that he is.

I gave a thumbs up just for this killer at the end

[redinblack62]

21 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

This match report is a thing of rare beauty. Punchline in virtually every sentence.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/sep/21/everton-sheffield-united-premier-league-match-report

This bit......

 

That was the rate at which Manchester City appeared to be heading for a Premier League record interval lead. A big screen obligingly kept the crowd informed of what was going on at the Etihad,

 

Really?

[Harry Squatter]

VAR  was supposed to be brought in to finally stop us cheating and we'd end up about 8th because we get too many dodgy decisions.

 

Now it's been brought in to help us win the league.

 

The mad weird bipolar fuckers.

 

[Barrington Womble]

12 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

They live in a different World. 

Yeah, but how fucking brilliant are they? There's barely a day passes when the bloos don't make me laugh. 

12 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

We played TNS in the first qualifying round, and had to play a couple more qualifying rounds before we could guarantee a place in the group stage. We couldn't prepare a proper pre-season because we had 6 competitive games to play in July and August of that year (plus a glorified friendly with the UEFA Super Cup in Monaco). They just had to get past Villarreal in the last qualifying round - a side from a league that was about a month behind in its preparations for the new season. By claiming that we always get easy draws, they are saying that Villarreal were some sort of Spanish superpower. They weren't. They were just a small club with a pretty decent but not exceptional squad, and with no European pedigree.

Villarreal... They're like the equivalent of getting Bournemouth or something. 

10 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I've just seen their MOTD highlights from last night.

 

Considering Digne is supposed to be one of the few genuinely good players in that squad, he looked like he was wading through treacle for Sheffield United's one shot on target.

I don't get the fuss about digne. He's alright going forward some times, but he's a pretty shocking full back and why he does going forward nowhere near makes up for his inability to defend. 

[Angie81]

Lads, they’re actually discussing mourinho being their manager.....LMFAO!

[Barrington Womble]

9 minutes ago, Angie81 said:

Lads, they’re actually discussing mourinho being their manager.....LMFAO!

I keep saying it. But they're good aren't they? Come on, what would we do without them? 

[Harry Squatter]

They are the longest running British comedy. Don't think Only Fools and Horses or Last of the Summer wine went on longer than 120 years. 

[Anubis]

Brands and his network? They make him sound like the head of a footballing MI:6.

[scudger99]

Are they seriously so deluded that they believe that a multiple Champions League and national championship winner who will only work with the guarantee of a supply of blank cheques will go there to try and shoehorn them into the top 6 ?

Mourinho would see them as attractive a proposition as standing barefooted in a particularly runny dogshit.